Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
IMPORTANT: The divisions are color coded on the ranks. If you are Blue on the ranks, you are Navy. If you are Red on the ranks, you are Army. If you are Green on the ranks, you are Air Force.
I honestly don’t have a lot of time to write this post since I have a baseball game in 40 mins, but we need a practice battle. Things are getting boring, chat has been receiving low numbers, and I don’t want it to seem like we are falling, because we aren’t. We are as strong as ever, and
I EXPECT THERE TO BE 50+ NACHOS AT THIS PRACTICE BATTLE I AM SCHEDULING!
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Here is how it is going to be organized:
SCENARIO!
Fjord, Cove . . . It’s a serene day until Red and Blue uniforms are seen in the distance! The Nacho Army and Nacho Navy divisions are invading the Fjord Cove! The Nacho Air Force notices this and goes to protect Shadow2446’s Holy Rock of Holiness! The Air Force must defend Shadow’s rock from the Army and the Navy invading from the waters.
DATE: April 9th(Thursday)
LOCATION: Fjord, Cove
TIME:
3 PM PST
4 PM Mountain Standard Time
5 PM Central Time
6 PM Eastern Time
WHO: NACHO AIR FORCE DIVISION VS NACHO ARMY & NACHO NAVY DIVISIONS
REWARD: 3 Medals
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MISSION(S):
Air Force Mission: Protect Shadow’s Holy Rock (Wear a Sombrero and something Green)
vs
Navy and ArmyMission:Take over Shadow’s Holy Rock (Wear sombreros and Red(army) and Blue(navy)
This is meant to be a fun practice battle, Navy & Army vs Air Force. It’s obvious that Air Force is the largest division somehow, so it’s only fair to make it Navy and Army vs Air Force.
ALL ARMY AND NAVY WILL BE ON NORMAL NACHO CHAT: Nacho Chat
ALL AIR FORCE WILL BE ON AIR FORCE CHAT: Air Force Chat (Air Force chat can also be accessed by Main nacho chat, just click on the tab:
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If you have any questions about which division you are in, or there are circumstances and you want to switch divisions, leave a comment or *gulp* … PC ME.. on chat and maybe something can be worked out.
COMMENT ON THIS POST IF YOU CAN/CAN NOT MAKE IT
The Nachos have over 120 active troops, meaning we should have over a 100 comments on this post saying if you can make it or not. The comments are appreciated 😉
Cya there!
***Person1233***
ALSO: I dont care if Fjord is the Navy’s server XD
NACHOS CURRENT LOCATION: Tracking . . .SUB ZERO! Black Bandits invaded Sub Zero at 4 PM EST, and were destroyed. Some Nachos still there.
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Despite everyone listening to orders, and everything being successful, I’m a little disappointed in our troop count. Through the entire “invasion,” we only had 30 Nachos TOPS. We are an army that gets 50-60, and to get 15-30, there is something wrong. If there is anything that you think there is wrong with the Nachos, feel free to comment on what the issue is, and how it can be improved. We may be losing troops, or maybe people just forgot about it. Your opinion is needed.
The results of this invasion: White House, Blizzard, and Fjord have an average of 6 Army noobs a day. Meaning, 7 year olds find Club Penguin and play all day terrorizing people and starting their own one day armies 🙄 Thats an average of about 2 of those on each of our servers, which ain’t so bad considering Mammoth’s count of Army noobs is 2,000 XD. I didn’t take too many pictures, but here are some I did take:
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An hour before our invasion, we are attacked by a confused ACP soldier who thinks that ACP are fighting Nachos for White House 😕 His name was Jordan25019.
Even doing this didn’t convince him that Nachos and ACP were allies 😕
A small amount of recruiting is done before the invasion begins (16)
Still before the invasion, in White House. We go to the Book Room to play Mancala because boredom sucks. (22)
The invasion begins, and we form a line in 8 seconds! (22)
It takes 44 seconds for us to switch servers,(FJORD) but 8 are left behind. (16 White House 😐 ) ( 8 Fjord)
Line across the chat bar is made in an attempt to get organized after a loss of troops in the server switch. Noob Orge2 follows us through 3 servers -_- (20 White House) (7 Fjord)
We move to the cove in Fjord. Nothing special (19 White House) (6 Fjord)
Charge in the cove… War faces… Nachos … Por- o_o nvm.. (22) (7 Fjord)
We switch to Blizzard, and it takes 38 seconds. (13 Blizzard) (7 White House) (5 Fjord)
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You’ve Got Another Thing Coming
If you THINK that you can join this army by leaving a join comment and NEVER doing CRAP, you have ANOTHER THING COMING. 1/5 OF THE TROOPS THAT LEAVE JOIN COMMENTS DONT Do FU**ING SH**!
NEW RULE
If you join the Nachos, you must go on chat or attend an event within 7 days of your joining. We need to make sure these random people joining the Nachos aren’t 4 year old noobs who think that just because they can leave a comment, they can be a part of the “NACHO CLUB!1!!1!!” If you fail to do this, you are not a Nacho. You can leave another join comment and try again, but make sure that you can attend events as a Nacho. We want our ranks to be filled with active people.
Also, the ranks will be going under reform, and for all of you lazy asses who havent done sh**, dont complain to me when you are fired. We will be removing people who are inactive. Another thing, COMMENT ON POSTS. Your duty as a Nacho is to patrol servers, go on Nacho chat, and another thing. Comment on the posts we make. Even if you make a comment saying “active,” it is very appreciated, and helps us look like a bigger army. A post with 20 comments sucks, a post with 80-100 comments, that’s what we want.
I hope this will encourage you guys to get more active, comment more, and attend scheduled events.
Comment on this post if you would like to receive 3 Medals from today’s invasion.
150th COMMENTER ON THIS POST GETS 3 MEDALS
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During the meeting on Friday, Tomb 147 and King Kinz 10 were made the Governor and Mayors of Fjord! It was unanimous decision, congrats you guys!
Yes, you have read right. Just for the hell of it, we’re going to storm through our 3 servers, learn some new tactics, and get some new recruits. It would improve organization in a large group to have a scheduled invasion that would act as a training session. For example, moving 60 Nachos from Blizzard to White House in 30 seconds could be a challenge we could overcome. The possibilities are endless, so lets do it Here is the information for that:
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Date: April 4th(TODAY)
Time:
11 AM PST
12 PM Mountain Standard Time
1 PM Central Standard Time
2 PM Eastern Standard Time
Location:
11:00 AM PST White House (20 Minutes)
11:20 AM PST Fjord (2o Minutes)
11:40 AM PST Blizzard (20 Minutes)
Be on chat, or look at edits at the top of this site during the invasion to know where we are. ONLY LISTEN TO PEOPLE ON CHAT THAT ARE OWNERS, don’t go listening to one of those noob Nachos who say “ALL NACHOS TO THE ICE BURG,” because we will not be going to the Ice Burg. It’s just a waste of our time. All orders will be given on chat, so I EXPECT YOU TO BE ON CHAT. Hope you can make it 4 Medals will be yours if you can.
How long has it been since I said we’d do something about the Fjord elections? Nvm, I don’t want to know O.O . We definitely need to have a HIGH SENATE MEETING to vote on the Governor/Mayors, or work it out some how. Which is why I’m scheduling a high senate meeting to be held at this date:
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Date: April 3rd, 2009 A.D. (Friday)
Time: 8 PM EST
Location: Just be on Nacho chat and I’ll PC the link
People allowed in:AkaBob22, Person1233(Z Person Man), Linkin55, Ltshaqcena10, Shadow2446, Puckley, Terrking24, Rey Rey 21, and Smeeble
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Second thing, our servers have been well patrolled lately, and I’d like to thank all the Nachos who have been doing like they should, and patrolled! For those of you who have been sitting on chat all day and doing nothing . . . Michael Jackson is in your closet. Have fun. … While on the server topic, we honestly don’t have Governors/Mayors doing ANYTHING for our servers, and that needs to change. The only person who is remotely close to doing their job, is Zzztops 😀 Way to go. If the Governor/Mayor inactivity does continue for Blizzard and White House, we will have re-elections to elect someone more active. Also, I’m bored, so the following is the conditions of each of our servers:
(ELEVATED)Blizzard: The “emos” are over-running Blizzard, but it isn’t much of a threat since they not an official army. Nothing else is happening… at … alll O.O
Fjord: Fjord is definitely the most protected server, since every time I go on, there’s like 7 ranked Nachos on throughout the server. Once again, not much going on.
White House: A huge recruiting/training session was held in White House today, and there is no current threats.
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A Re-Invasion of the Nacho Empire
Yes, you have read right. Just for the hell of it, we’re going to storm through our 3 servers, learn some new tactics, and get some new recruits. It would improve organization in a large group to have a scheduled invasion that would act as a training session. For example, moving 60 Nachos from Blizzard to White House in 30 seconds could be a challenge we could overcome. The possibilities are endless, so lets do it 😛 Here is the information for that:
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Date: April 4th (SATURDAY)
Time:
11 AM PST
12 PM Mountain Standard Time
1 PM Central Standard Time
2 PM Eastern Standard Time
Location:
White House (20 Minutes)
Fjord (2o Minutes)
Blizzard (20 Minutes)
Be on chat, or look at edits at the top of this site during the invasion to know where we are. ONLY LISTEN TO PEOPLE ON CHAT THAT ARE OWNERS, don’t go listening to one of those noob Nachos who say “ALL NACHOS TO THE ICE BURG,” because we will not be going to the Ice Burg. It’s just a waste of our time. All orders will be given on chat, so I EXPECT YOU TO BE ON CHAT. Hope you can make it 😉 4 Medals will be yours if you can.
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That’s about it, comment if you can make the invasion 😛
And, the person who gets the 200th comment on this post will get 4 Medals.
Months have passed since the last time Nachos and ACP fought in a real war. But the time has come, Nachos. The ACP has ridiculed us, put us down. No group of Nachos are EVER safe from ACP on ANY server. We go to Fjord, 5 ACP noobs there ready. White House, Blizzard . . . even worse. They look like ACP, they say they are ACP, they are ACP. ACP needs to be taught a fu**ing lesson. Moreover, Boomer, needs to be taught a lesson. This war will help you learn the lesson, control YOUR FU**ING TROOPS!
The Nachos hereby declare war on the ACP(Army of Club Penguin)
Get ready for a war the ACP will never forget. ACP will be sucked dry of every ounce of pride they ever had, and will be crushed by this fantastic army. This is only possible, by you. . . The troops that make this army possible. The troops in this army make me so proud to be a Nacho, and now, we will be proud to be a Nacho while kicking the ACP’s a$$! Our first attack, Invade the DRACP.
***This invasion has been planned and approved by the leaders over the past 6 days***
Those who show outstanding work during these invasions will be rewarded with medals. I am going to make this clear, there is a good chance we will lose some of these invasions. The invasions are not to take the servers, we are not greedy. The invasions are to weaken the ACP, as they lose these invasions against an army called the “Nachos,” their troop morale will drop dramatically. Many ACP are already fleeing to the stable Nacho Empire, because unlike the ACP, there has only been one threat of civil war in the Nachos. (back in November, but was stopped when I decided to quit) Boomer, you are a good guy, but your army is a pile of sh**. I don’t want this “diplomacy” crap, this is Club Penguin armies, we fight, and it just so happens that the Nachos will be kicking your ass all this week. Have a nice day 😉
Also, we do not care if you decide to help us in this war, because we don’t want it to be 5 Major Armies vs ACP 🙄 Let us do this on our own.
If your reading this and have joined the great and glorious Nacho Empire, welcome! This post is meant to explain a lot of things that you may not understand at first (like inside jokes, rivalries, etc.), and to tell you a little bit about our history. I hope you find this post amusing and enjoying, and be glad you joined such a great army.
Though even WE do not who truly started the Nachos, we DO know some of the first leaders. The first widely recognized leader was Tom Wolf. He made the first Nacho website (insert link here), and helped form the basis of one of the best armies in CP: Fun. I mean, you can’t have fun in an uptight army *cough* ACP *cough* 🙂
After Tom Wolf retired (served 1 year), Zippy500 took over as Nacho Leader. Zippy made his OWN site (zippy500nachos.wordpress.com), which contains some of the most important Nacho History to date, including our involvement in World Wars II & III. During this time, it should also be mentioned that Shadow 2446 lead the Nachos through their Golden age, getting us at least 200 recruits in a short span of time.
Soon, however, Shadow retired, due to problems with moving and whatnot. Zippy, realizing he needed a new Co-Leader, decided to make a speech writing contest. Whoever made the best speech would get Co-Leader. The people running for 2nd in Command were Maxwell, Kg, Shivertoe, Rey Rey, and myself. After maybe 2 weeks of waiting, I ended up winning the contest, which is how I am where I am today.
Fast-Forwarding to a bit later in my career, I increasingly started getting ticked off at ACP (you can read why in the Current Leader History page). Finally, after many arguments with Oagalthorp (Former ACP Leader), I declared war on ACP, which sparked the ACP-Nacho conflict, one of the most famous wars in the Nacho Empire. Eventually, the war ended, and which earned us our intense rivalry with ACP that manages to this day (more information on that later).
We realize that this thing with ACP will never end, so you need to get this right now: ACP are allies. If you happen to notice an ACP soldier firing at you, you should report it to one of the Co-Leaders/Leaders, tell us their name(s), and we shall deal with the problem. We may be rivals, but that doesn’t mean we are enemies as well.
-Cat Tank and Nanner-Pus are our official mascots. You will often seen Cat Tank in pictures, but Nanner-Pus tends to keep to himself and his pancakes.
Nanner-Pus:
-Horny Hour (not for the kiddies) is when all of the perverts on the Nacho chat tend to get on at the same time, and ruin my chat. >.<
-“EPIC FAILS” are when you say something real stupid which makes everyone in the chat feel stupider. I might be making a page soon on what were the biggest epic fails. (Rape Soda, for one)
Other Leaders should list more, especially Person, since he can remember everything with ease. 😦
Friends, you are about to enter another world of fun and companionship. I have been here for almost 3 years now, so I should know. The website and chat staff are here to give you a good time, so as long as you aren’t an asshole, you will be extremely liked by everyone there. So I hope you guys/girls will love this army, be active, and have fun. Because what army isn’t like that? Yes, I think you know the answer by now.
=Aka=
Terr-the creator of the nachos is vitalviper100-
Person: HELL YES:
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If you have been referred to this website by a group of Nachos on Club Penguin, JOIN AT THE JOIN PAGE! http://nachoarmy.com/join
Anyway, the scheduled recruiting was an awesome success 😛 We’ve gotten 8 recruits to find the chat in an hour, 213 Google Searches as of 2:30 PM EST, AND Mammoth, Blizzard, White House, and Fjord are full of Nachos o__O . I’d like to thank the ton of Nachos that came, and
DONT STOP RECRUITING 😀 .
Here are some pics
NOTE:(I really took suckish pics… there was a time where we had 65 Nachos in the Boiler Room was paint wasn’t cooperating >_< ) Also, the Nachos in these pics were only from Mammoth, there were 15-20 on blizzard.
Around 12:30, Nachos do some recruiting on Mammoth while some ACP n00bs attack us . . . Ugh when will they learn that we are allies 🙄 (30 estimated)
We spam the town, and spam some ACP noobs who still think we are there to take over Club Penguin. (24) More . . Well, recruiting 😛 (26) We spam the town going “CAT TANK FTW!” XD (25) We head to the Night Club and do what we do best, SPAM. (27)
Move to the boiler room, do some charges as a practice then we encounter some ACP noobs.. UGH.. GO FU**ING AWAY AND LISTEN TO YOUR LEADER! (29) We clear out some of those noobs, but they do come back, with “back-up” 🙄 (32) In the pool, we just kind of chill because I’m editing pics XD (33) We decided, Hey! it would be fun to go to the Dojo for old times sake! But then we realized, Card Jitsu, 5 year old Ninjas.. GREEAAAT… This pic is us practicing our spam charge, “USES CHEESE CARD” lol… (28) Ninjas get owned, OWNED, OWNED OOOWWWNEEED. ..(Ow Need 😕 ) (27)
Nuking the ninjas with some Cheese bombs 😛 (30)
Thanks everyone who came, we owned some 5 year old Ninjas BADLY. XD .
Edit: 100TH COMMENTER ON THIS POST WILL GET 3 MEDALS 😮
Hola Nachos, Person here!
We haven’t scheduled much in a bit have we? Things are getting a bit boring, so lets DO SOMETHING. Tomorrow is going to be a RECRUITMENT DAY! Whenever you go on chat, go on Mammoth. Of course Mammoth is full a lot, and if it is full, go to Blizzard. When Blizzard is full, then White House! But the first server to go on and recruit is Mammoth. Tell other Nachos online to head to Mammoth so the server will be filled with Nachos! No, this is NOT AN INVASION OF MAMMOTH, we’re just recruiting on a neutral server for an entire day 😛 Asides from the unscheduled recruiting, I’m scheduling a recruitment so all Nachos will know to come at one time. Here are the details of that specific recruiting:
Date: March 29th, 2009 (SUNDAY) 😕 Also my Mom’s birthday 😛
Time:
10 AM PST
11 AM Mountain
12 PM Central
1 PM EST
6 PM UK
Location: MAMMOTH, TOWN! (We will be doing spams and charges throughout every room though, BUT ONLY LISTEN TO WHAT Z PERSON MAN SAYS! If a random noob says “ALL NACHOS TO TEH ICE BEERGG!!” Dont go.. or I’m going to have to get out a long, pointy object that hurts when it penetrates the skin (WARY)
Rewards: 3 Medals, and you may get a new friend XP
Rules:
-Spread out
– Spam “SEARCH NACHO ARMY” and “SEARCH NACHOS OF CLUBPENGUIN”
– Listen to Z Person Man’s orders
– Be on Nacho chat, the link is on the chat page ^^^^^^^^^
Now, concerning the Fjord election.. The poll was hacked by a no-life loser, so that poll is VOID. Because of someone else ruining our democratic fun, the leaders are going to have to select the Governors/Mayors 🙄 I’m not sure when to schedule this, but we’re going to have to choose the Governors/Mayors some time . . .
***Person1233**
Edit: 100TH COMMENTER ON THIS POST WILL GET 3 MEDALS 😮
PS: Fail of the week… (brought to you by FailBlog )
133 edit> After a long talk and a small court hearing, Aka and I have decided to let Tancho back in the nachos. Yesterday, I was the judge on Nacho Court and I was to decide whether or not Tancho should have his rank back. Taking no sides, I declared Tancho to stay were he was. Today, Tancho had a long talk with Aka and Aka let him back in. Now it is up to me, Ltshaqcena10, to be a leader and decide either to let Tancho back in. After reasoning, Tancho will be back in the nachos as a RANKED OFFICIAL. No one will be able to take his rank away unless he breaks the rules of either bribing, harassing, or pushing people into promoting him.
Linkin- Wow 4th time… 4th time Tancho will be allowed back in this army…. Never knew Tancho was so special that he would get a 4th fu**ing chance….
Person: I censored your curse because we’re trying to keep this blog PG, and the F-word being used is making it Pg-13 😐
Aka-Wait, WHAT? I never said I let him back in! Sure, I had a conversation on the phone with him the other night, but I SPECIFICALLY kept telling him “Tancho, I’m sorry, but you must remain unranked for at least another good 6 months before I think I will let you back in.” Sorry Tancho, but I KNOW I never said “Welcome Back” to you.
Person’s edit: THE BOOTING POWER IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE USED ON CHAT. ALL THAT USE IT WILL BE BANNED FOR 24 HOURS.
Aka here.
Today Shadow and I were having a little arguement over what song should be used for the Nacho theme song. He can edit this once he finds a song, but it’s his song vs my song, Whitesican (which is our original theme song, vs the new theme song I have proposed, “Indestructible” by Disturbed.
Puckley: Hola Nachos. I just wanted to say that, I am going on vacation for week. I will be leaving Saturday morning and won’t be back until next Saturday. Try not to do too many fun things while I am gone. I’ll see you then. Bye! Florida, here I come!
Terr- Well i cant say i didnt say that. There is also two sides of the story, trickster is annoying as hell and got me mad by saying ” terr you were a horible soldieron zippys website” I do not apolige for waht i said because most of it is true. I dont really care for any of you people. I could care less if i dont see you again. This is all the internet, most of you take this as your life
Person’s edit: THE BOOTING POWER IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE USED ON CHAT. ALL THAT USE IT WILL BE BANNED FOR 24 HOURS.
Aka here.
From what I can see on the poll, (as of 6:07pm EST),
51 people have voted for me to stay.
36 people say I should stay where I sam and be retired.
And 14 people have told me I should be up their butt with a coconut. (UN)
Anyway, to all those people saying “Bawb said he wants to bee wee-ty-erd, so let him.”, well, it’s kind of hard to leave all of you guys behind. Soon after I made the retirement post, I said to myself “Is this really what I want?”, and King Kinz and the rest of you 51 people reinforced that. So the poll has my decision, and I won’t retire until 3 months from now.
Now, onto the Leader thingy, since I didn’t want to make Shaq wait 3 months for what already was his, I request a 3 month Leader position be there for me (depending on High Senate ruling). No, there won’t be a fourth leader after me. Sorry, but it would just throw the “Majority rules” thing out and ruin everything. So again, sorry.
So be happy, all 51 of you. Your wish is the Nacho Empire’s, so, there you go.
=Aka=
Puckley: Hola Nachos. I just wanted to say that, I am going on vacation for week. I will be leaving Saturday morning and won’t be back until next Saturday. Try not to do too many fun things while I am gone. I’ll see you then. Bye! Florida, here I come! 😎
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Here is the information for that:
4 Medals will be yours if you can.
