Nacho Army of Club Penguin

EDIT: REMEMBER TO READ THE GLE POST BELOW.

Hey guys, it’s Person here 😀 The WWFF has been updated, and now teams have been added. Read the following information below to get to know everything about this server frenzy =D

Date: February 28th, 2009

Times:

4:00 PST

5:00 MST

6:00 CST

7:00 EST

12:00 AM UK (*slaps self* Sorry guys…. AGAIN 😡 )

Location: Summit, USRPF Territory, Everywhere

Sides: ACP, RPF, and IW vs Nachos, UMA, WW (Heh, Spacey♥Commando is temporarily over for this battle XD)

Reason: To Have A War

Invited: Everybody, Every Army

Hosted Chat: http://xat.com/armycentral (We’re going to use a chat, so then people who show up can either verbally fight if wished and so leaders who show up can figure out who they want as allies to make up sides- if they want) – I want Nachos to focus on orders given on Club Penguin, AND on NACHO CHAT.

Reward: The amount of medals received will depend on troop count:

1 Medal: 15-19 soldiers 😥

2 Medals: 20-25 soldiers 😡

3 Medals: 26-34 soldiers 😐

4 Medals: 35-45 soldiers 😕

5 Medals :46-60 soldiers 🙂

6 Medals: 61+ soldiers 😀

KEY:

• ACP
• IW
• Nachos
• RPF
• UMA
• WW
• Available for other armies

Commando’s Map

Here are the other rooms that small armies can claim (one per small army, two per medium army [check with me], but more than one can be in one place).  Comment if you want one.

• Boiler Room – USCP, MTCP
• Cave – USCP, IFA
• Dojo – MCP
• Dojo Courtyard – MCP, CPP
• Iceberg – PACP, Kingsofclubpenguin
• Mine – UACP
• Mine Shack – Chowchamps
• Ninja Hideout – SACP

It was also voted that we use teams, so I thought of a way that I think will work nicely.

First I ranked the armies by size to make fair teams:

1. ACP
2. Nachos
3. RPF/UMA (Couldn’t Decide)
4. IW/WW (Couldn’t Decide)

I split ACP and the Nachos up to be “captains” so that the two strongest armies aren’t on the same side.  After that, I just said RPF and UMA are about equal, and IW and WW are about equal, so from looking at the map, we have ACP, RPF, and IW on the left side and the Nachos, UMA, and WW on the right side.  I think it will be easier if the teams are starting around the same area (now it’s like two huge continents).  Plus, I like that we are mixing up the teams a bit since the last one was ACP, UMA, and WW vs. Nachos, RPF, and IW.  Now the question is, what do we do with the smaller armies?

Let me know what you think about that one in a comment.

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Ok, now Commando and I both agree we need a better (according to Commando, more metal) name for this, because World War for Fun sounds too happy lol.

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Most of this post was copied from da ACP website because, what? You actually expected me to type this up on my own? Pssh, you don’t know me at all… XD

***Person1233***

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Aka here.

I was taking a shower today and an idea hit me. Why is it that soldiers do most of the fighting? I started laughing, because this gave me an idea. How about we have a war with LEADERS/CO-LEADERS ONLY?

It would be (in our case) 6 people for each side. Every army would participate, and instead of one or two armies filling a room, we could have a massive grouping of leaders in one room, and fight it that way. Troopers could place bets and the winner proves that they have the most skilled leaders/bragging rights. It would be hilairious!

I called this post GLE to stand for Gladiators/Leaders Event, because it wouldn’t be an army but a team of gladiators (leaders) from each team. The leaders would have to make a uniform for themselves, but every team must have it’s own color.

Date: March 9th

Time: 7:00pm EST

Server: White House, USA

Room: Snow Forts

Person can figure out the rest of the times, or whatever.

=Aka=

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Meh… maybe if we were less intimidating, we could have had some competition. Im Andreas and his noob group were probably on another server pissing their pants hoping that we forgot about our own battle. We faced no resistance, thanks for making our battle a bore 🙄 I’d like to thank the Nachos that did come, you will be receiving 3 medals, once I look at the pics to see the names of who was there. Our size was pretty impressive guys 😀 At one point, we had 30 Nachos at the Ice Burg and 30 Nachos at the Snow Forts 😛 Here are some pictures of the battle that never happened XD: (I got photoshop so I did a little editing because I was bored)

Lol. Credit goes to Bart Bo 29 for this cool GIF of CAT TANK:

Some of you may be asking, What now? Well, if you see Im Andreas on Blizzard controlling an army, kick his ass. The deal for this battle was that the losing army would have eto find another server, FIND ANOTHER SERVER Im Andreas. If we see him on our server, we’ll have to get some of our great allies like IW, UMA, RPF, WW, or ACP and show them what the Nacho Army is all about 😛

***Person1233***

PS: For those of you that couldn’t come..

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Aka here.

I was thinking today about all of the ranks we have and how cool they sounded. Eventually, I got to “Trooper”, and tried to make it sound manly, but it was impossible for me and my small attention span to find a good way to put it or whatever. So I decided to have the rank name switched to something that sounds better and is more stylish.

The rank of Trooper will now be called Soldier.

Thank you for your time.

=Aka=

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Aka here.

Welp, I guess this war is over, before I even got to it. 😦

Apparently everyone got in a big fight, and everyone resolved their fight before my internet got back up. Shucks, I was looking forward to fighting.

Since this war didn’t last long enough to be considered a World War, I’ll take the initiative and call this war The Great Confusion.

So keep on doing

Person’s Edit: The Post Below Is Very Important!

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Edit: If you aren’t there, I am going to put this http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j131/chrisrixon/sm/un.swf?r=1 outside your bathroom window… XD

Person Here!

Lmao, that noob “Im Andreas” is really getting funny in Blizzard. He claims that Nachos are quitting the Nachos and joining the black to freedom! We’ve destroyed this GANG every time we faced them in unscheduled battles going on throughout the day, yet this “Im Andreas” noob is saying it’s the Nacho downfall! The Nacho site has gotten 13,000 hits and 600+ Google Searches within the past 2 days. Thanks Im Andreas 😉

Anyway, it’s getting to be very annoying because he thinks he’s winning 😕 It’s time that we show him that you can’t defeat the Nachos by getting a bunch of noobs together for the stupidest reason I ever heard. I’m making a SCHEDULED battle so that the Nachos can kick Im Andreas’s sorry ass and show him it takes a lot more than a noob to get the Nachos out of our original server. Here is the information for the ass-kicking!

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Date: February 24th (Tuesday)

Time: (Ugh, I’m insanely sorry to the European people, hopefully I’ll be able to schedule something during the weekend…)

7:00- 7:30 PM EST

6:00- 6:30 PM Central

5:00-5:30 PM Mountain

4:00-4:30 PM PST

12:00-12:30 AM UK (Don’t even bother… Sorry I can’t make times European Appropriate 😕 )

Location: Blizzard, Snow Forts! (If it’s full… then… CRAP! 😆 ) (Also be on Nacho Chat)

Reward: 3 Medals!

Reason: To end these noobs

Strategy:

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When the Nachos win, I mean… if the Nachos win, your gang will have to stop this insolence on the server. If your GANG wins,  the Nachos will have to find another server. Is that a deal? It is? GOOD! You have absolutely no reason to do this, citizens of Blizzard.

Now to respond to comments I have seen on Blizzard, flaming the Nachos:

“NACHOS R EVIL!”

M’kay.. Since 8 year old noobs are impossible to argue with, I really shouldn’t even respond to that with a dignified response, but I will anyway. When you say “EVIL,” you don’t happen to mean destroying the army that has had Blizzard for over 2 years and has never oppressed their citizens in any way? Because that is what you are doing,  and is what I would call EVIL. I’d also call your little group, terrorists. Terrorists is an individual who uses violence, terror, and intimidation to achieve a result. Your GANG is using violence and terror to try and exterminate a fun and loving CP army, which I feel is unacceptable. You are trying to intimidate this army by leaving threatening comments and it’s time you’ve stopped. Terrorism in Club Penguin armies is ridiculous.

“WE WERE HERE LONGER WE WIN”

ROFL. Excuse me for laughing, but don’t blame me. Just because you are in one place longer, doesn’t mean you are the better amy. It means that you have no life and spend your entire day in front of a computer screen getting over excited about pixels that form together to look like penguins. Lets say its 40 Nachos vs Im Andreas. We destroy you in 15 mins, then we leave because one person isn’t a threat, and you’d be dead if this was real warfare. Imagine you claiming you won because we left, you know, that has to be the definition of a noob.

“THE CITIZENS OF BLIZZARD ARE DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE!”

Ok, Independence from what 😕 The only thing we’ve done is stop hacking on Blizzard, and act against armies that  endanger the overall welfare of the server. We don’t opress the people in Blizzard. We don’t insult them and force them to work for the Nachos. We let our citizens go their separate ways. You’re basically declaring your independence from one of the greatest armies in Club Penguin that has done no wrong to you. Yeah, that definitely makes a lot of sense.

Once I see more, I’ll definitely post them and respond 😉

Comment if you can make this war, I am looking forward to see you guys there 😀

***Person1233***

PS: WWV was called off because it was just too moronic and stupid.

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Person here…

Yes, I’m going to admit it. I have made a mistake by having the Nachos side on the RPF side of this war.  Under pressure, I was the only Nacho Leader on and went to Nacho chat for my decision. I asked how the Nachos would feel about a war with ACP, not one of them disagreed. I should have made a decision as an intelligent leader and realized war with ACP isn’t the answer. But I had said “Yes,” and then commenced the huge invasion which I deeply regret now. I’m sorry ACP for being a big part in the invasion of the DRACP last night. I hadn’t thought over the consequences of what would be soon to come after I went to war with ACP based on what the Nachos felt… not knowing any other circumstance that were in play at this point. After a few hours of thinking, the Nachos are officially NEUTRAL.

We will not be helping any side at all. I’m glad that Shadow2446 made that post to give us a wake-up call. We had betrayed one ally before another and betraying a fellow ally can lead to bigger wars.. I really hope ACP and RPF can settle this dispute without pointless war . Isn’t fighting on xat more fun than on CP XD ? On xat, you can curse your enemy out and say anything you’d like. On CP, T-click, T-click, T-click, click, “type in NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS NACHOS!”, T-click, T-click, T-click…. Until your hands fall off 😡 lol…..

So once again, the Nachos are officially NEUTRAL.

***Person1233***

PS: Thank you Shadow for alerting us when there is a trace of corruption in the Nachos.

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