So, ACP Leader, Bam, made a post declaring Zing to be biased due to his incredibly anti-ACP post that reached Stalinist levels of propaganda. Heh.

Continue reading →

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 6 Comments »

Aunt Arctic’s power and influence makes Rupert Murdoch look tame. Not only is the agony aunt Club Penguin’s sole journalist, she is the director of its only spy organisation. The prospect of a penguin having complete control over the entirety of the intelligence agencies and the media is perhaps the scariest prospect in existence. This is a complete disaster for civil liberties upon the island. It is up to each and every member of Club Penguin to fight for their freedom. There is no doubt of Aunt Arctic’s rule of tyranny, the filters are proof enough that freedom of speech is unwelcome upon the island. Armies are the last bastion of penguin’s freedom of expression.

A pressing issue concerning Aunt Arctic is her name itself. Asides from it implying that she is each and every penguins Aunt -raising questions over the problem of inbreeding on the island- the word ‘Arctic’ shouldn’t even be uttered in an Antarctic environment.

Penguins do not live in the Arctic, nor do they venture there, and by example of Herbert – Club Penguin’s number 1 villain- it is evident that the Arctic is the biggest threat that the Antarctic faces. Forget global warming, the (literal) polar opposite of the Antarctic is a threat to the the very survival of Club Penguin. And yet here, the most powerful and influential figure in Club Penguin openly supports the Arctic with her name. How can someone in a position of such authority in our world be allowed to carry on with such heinous views? The community cannot continue to allow Aunt Arctic, an enemy of Club Penguin to continue to operate further within her position. We must fight back. Man the streets, man the barricades, man your weapons. The citizens of Club Penguin must fight against the great dictator and be rid of her for once and for all.

Club Penguin responded to an email I sent them about the issue;

My original email;

Continue reading →

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 4 Comments »

As you may have noticed, I haven’t been on since Monday. Why? Because I had already decided by that point that I wished to retire. Again. I am choosing to retire due to a mixture of reasons, the most prominent of which is that my A2 Level exams are imminent and it is perhaps time to start revising if I wish to gain the required grades to get into the university that I wish to go to.  I don’t want to say that this is my final retirement, I’ve already said that before and we saw how that went xP. I’ll continue to help the Nachos every now and then, hence why I would like to stay on the site; especially so I can continue posting things that I find entertaining to make like How Much?.

When I rejoined around April/May 2014 I never intended to become leader again, it was offered to me by Darkman if I would help him in a Coup d’etat against the leaders of the time. And so the ‘Jacobin Club’ was born. I know there are many of you who consider this to have been a great failure and wish the coup never took place but I stand by my convictions that it was necessary and I feel that the Nachos have came out better off because of it. We have a passion and tenacity again, we have rejuvenated chat and the army. Yes, there were size drops, but school is the main culprit in that. Yes there were issues, but we’ve ironed them out now. I never intended to be leader again, but when given the opportunity to fix the army, I took it. Even as leader, I never intended to be the ‘lynch pin’, I’ve already performed that role before, I wished to provide the stable transition to the new leadership. I failed in my goals to take a back seat in leading the army and allow someone else to take the spotlight, but I succeeded in bringing stability to the army. Of course, this is my opinion, there are certainly some who are incredibly critical of the duration of my second leadership; perhaps it has something to do with their loss of position.

I’m going to stop with that before I begin to sound like a twat. ;D.

A Bit of History [Because I like to talk about myself???]:

While I consider Black Bandits and Fort Ghost Recon to be incredibly important parts of my army career I’ve decided to simply focus on the Nachos for this. 

I joined Club Penguin around September 2007. It was the most incredible experience I had had up to that point on the internet. I was fascinated with the game. As was everyone else in my class, it took us by storm, everyone was playing Club Penguin. How better to outdo these competitors than to start browsing Club Penguin ‘cheat’ websites? My decision to do so perhaps caused me to unwittingly change my entire life, funny how things work out like that. Soon enough I was coming across cheat sites with stories of armies. I was quickly drafted into ACP. Eww. I didn’t exactly do much when I was in ACP. I did copy and paste an UMA post and post it as a comment on their site; I was clearly the greatest spy to ever exist in CP Armies. Somewhere along the line I decided I didn’t like ACP. It was probably my lack of a Roman helmet. I then joined RPF. This led to my first expedition onto Xat. I was quickly introduced to the Black Bandits’ chat and met Spaceybirdy and someone who would become a great friend, Klimster. Despite this, I practically forgot about BB.

Sometime in March 2008 Oagalthorp retired. His retirement created my career, and recruited me to the Nachos. To this day I believe that I’m the only person that Oagalthorp has (albeit inadvertently) recruited to this wonderful army. Oagalthorp was retiring. For his final battle he decided that he wished to fight against the Nachos. Of course, RPF were only invited to watch and Commando delightfully informed RPF troops of this. Naturally, realising I could go to my first real battle that wasn’t just throwing snowballs at “enemies” on Mammoth, I joined the Nachos. His final battle remains one of my favourite events to this day, it’s one of the few that I remember very well.

I found myself working my up the ranks in the Nachos. Of course, once I reached highest member I struggled to be promoted; at the time I could only really come online at weekends, when I did come on during the week there was rarely anyone online on an English afternoon. My time spent in the Nachos during this period was lovely. I had very little responsibility, I was able to simply log in and talk to my friends on Xat and go on Club Penguin with them- yeah, back then we actually went on Club Penguin for things other than events.  Sadly, I went inactive, I can’t actually remember why I did. It just sorta happened. I came on chat occasionally still and eventually decided that I had ‘retired’.

On the 9th of February 2011 I decided to pay a visit to chat. To my surprise there were actually people online, one of whom was Fido. It was because of Fido that I rejoined. He was (and is) incredibly nice and made me realise that I missed the Nachos very much.  Sadly I had to start from the rank of Ranger. -.-. Because I was simply a member rank for much of this time there’s not much to really talk about. I think a conversation that occurred on chat and went something like this summarised my time in the Nachos back then;

Some person: [Has been kicked by Alessa!]

Some person: Alessa always abuses :@

Me: I’ve never seen Alessa abuse

Some person: Well you musn’t be here often

Hades/Marcin/Slobbysnake/Foo Fighter/Dvorak: What are you talking about, Chrisi is always here.

Yeah, I was pretty active and yet with only one promotion per month I was moving up the ranks very slowly. This changed when Fido very kindly moved me up the ranks :$ [thank you <3]. Then, when Fido became leader he and Pie decided I deserved moderator; I had finally got further up the Nacho ranks than I had done in my first stint.

Under the leadership of Talex I was finally promoted to owner. I was pretty happy, not going to lie. I felt like my hard work in the Nachos had finally paid off. As an owner I was in charge of the European division and I set out to try and expand it. It was a relatively decent Euro division in the context of things. ACP were pretty much the only army to have one at the time.

With the retirement of Billy Mays I was selected to become leader. A task that was very daunting. I quickly came under fire for being from the UK. How was someone from the UK expected to lead?? Well, I did. My leadership lasted right until September the following year and I enjoyed all of it. Even the parts that made me angry xP. I had a wonderful experience leading the Nachos and accomplished pretty much everything that there was to accomplish. The fact that we did not lose a war that year was a testament to how strong we were as an army, especially when considering how many wars we fought. It’s difficult to decide parts of that year is my favourite; the winning of the CPACC to an incredibly strong IW and Ninjas, the Winter wars against ACP, LT then ACP again, or finally defeating ACP in the summer. The entire year was unique and certainly fulfilled it’s name as being the “Year of the Nacho”.

Of course, I just couldn’t stay away from the Nachos, and rejoined very soon after retiring from the position of leader in September 2012. I’m glad I rejoined. It allowed me to experience and be a part of our greatest age yet, the summer of 2013. That summer we cemented our place as arguably the greatest army in CP army history.

After that summer, I stuck with the Nachos on and off over a large time period before rejoining in May (or April .-.) 2014. I am so glad that I did, doing so led to me meeting some of the best friends that I’ve ever had in armies.

While I was kinda inactive over the last months of 2014 I came back to full activeness as soon as I became leader. Despite what some of you may think, I’ve been very active for most of my second time as leader, asides from a few weeks due to exams. I’ve enjoyed it. It was nice to be leader again, I can’t deny that and being able to mould the Nachos into an army with a strong core and solid foundation over the last few months has really made me happy. This army has so much potential now and it won’t take much for whoever leads us to unlock it.

Statement:

This army is the greatest army to ever exist in CP Armies, and you are all contributing to that. Never let this army down, do everything you can to help it thrive. I may have conflicting views of how this should happen with some people, but y’know, I’m not going to question how much they care, because I know that the attachment that you develop for the Nachos makes it impossible not to care.

Thank You’s;

I will undoubtedly miss people off this list that should be on it. I’m going to try and focus on people that have made my time since rejoining last year so enjoyable rather than every single person who’s helped me enjoy in armies ever, because there’s far too many of them and I’ve already posted about the majority of them in my first retirement post.

Again, apologies if I’ve missed you off, I didn’t mean to.

Laoise: It was you that inspired me to rejoin last year, and I am ever grateful for that. Lonsie you are the greatest friend I’ve ever had in armies and I’m glad that I can call you one of my best friends in general, even outside of the whole zone of armies. You’re one of the best leaders I’ve seen in CP Armies, and I’ve been around for awhile, I’ve seen a lot. Your deft skills of leading on CP, your skill in dealing with troops and recruiting and all round decision making are excellent, and I am so pleased that the Nachos are the army that was able to benefit from you. Who knows where we would be without you.

Thank you for everything. Never has anyone became as good of a friend as you have. Please listen to this video, it’s for you. Here.  I’m sure you’ll really like it. It’s so good ;D I’m joking 😦 Please don’t hate me, I’m sorry I did this, read this instead. <333333333333

Jamie: RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES, BRITAIN BRITONS SHALL NEVER NEVER BE SLAVES. I love you. You’re one of the nicest people that I’ve met on here, even if you’ve decided that you’re a not nice person. Ur lying to urself!!

Beeky[Insert numbers]: On my last retirement post I asked you to never teach my children how to masturbate. That statement remains true.

Thank you Beeky for everything, I feel like we’ve became even better friends over the last couple of years, and I’m glad we have. While I question how I ever met someone who was in love with Anna I wouldn’t be without you <3.

Foldez: Somehow we never really talked that much before this [well, 2014] year. I’m so glad we have, you’re lovely and I’m really glad you’ve became a great friend of mine. I’m glad you’ve been able to teach me so much about sexuality. I was always really narrow minded about my own and other’s sexuality, and you’ve helped me a lot to realise just how much of a spectrum it is.

Puckley: Puck, you are probably the best leader and troop I’ve seen in this community ever, and to be able to work with you so much has been a great honour. I’ve enjoyed every moment. And thank you for being an amazing friend, I’m glad I can call you that.

Vonchiefer: Y’know, I’ve realised that it’s only been since we’ve led together that I’ve gotten to know you. You’re so nice, and I’m glad to call you a friend. I’m sorry that they kicked you out of the leadership. I will forever remain angry that they did that, you’ve done a lot for this army, thank you.

Cristina: I know that you’re likely never going to read this, but I really do miss you. I will forever hold the dream of living on a secluded beach with you and an army of dogs. XP.

Weazel: One of the things I really love about you Weazel is that you spelt your name ‘Weazel’ rather than ‘Weasel’. It’s nice that I’m not the only one who can’t spell. But seriously, thank you, we’ve became really good friends and I’m glad that we have.

Sexy Thexy: While I remain forever bitter over our divorce you have brought great entertainment to myself over the last many years, I love you Thex. Thank you.

Griffin: ur hot. But seriously, you’re so loveable and I love you. Thank you for being a good friend you sexy fuck.

Casiusbrutus: Max, admittedly at one point you were one of my least favourite people in CP army warfare, but I’m glad we became pretty close, I discovered how nice you actually are and I’m glad we’ve became friends. Even if you have severed all contact with people from armies now -.- I miss you. Good luck in the future and with your A Levels.

Eyes521/Dannyyyyyy: You may have been my worst fucking enemy for a good year or so and even worse, you’re from Stoke, but you’ve became one of my best friends on here. I love you a lot, and I’m always here for you <333. I hope you realise that for years to come I will be coming to you for computer advice ^.^

Guitar: We may not be on together much but you’re genuinely one of the nicest people that I’ve met in warfare and I’m glad we were able to lead together.

Fido: I know we haven’t really talked as much as we used to but I can not thank you enough for everything you’ve done for me, you’re one of the nicest people I’ve ever talked to and I hope I can still consider you one of my best friends. BURKINA FASO BEST.

Green Dai:  You, along with Harry, were one of my Golden troops, it’s good to finally see you become leader. Good luck Green, I know you’ll be great.

Bluesockwa1: You continue to be one of my favourite people in warfare. You have done so much for armies and I still feel that people underrate you. Thank you for being an excellent husband too.

Tori: The fact that you haven’t been on as much the last year or so is deeply upsetting, you’re one of the people from ACP that I consider to be a really good friend.

Tucksy: I’ve really grown to like you Tuck, and I’m glad I’ve had the opportunity to do so. Thank you for loving the Nachos, and thank you for being a friend.

Bunkerbumble: I am proud that I have been the head of the Bunkerirish fandom, every person needs to join and save us from the evil bucksters. Thx u 4 takin mai virgin!!

Becca: I’m still amazed that you’re in college, but it’s annoying that it means you don’t come on and talk as much. Thank you Becca for being a great friend.

Emily: I feel like people don’t appreciate just how much you have done for the Nachos, thank you Emily for everything. You’ve really helped me to enjoy the Nachos over the last couple of years.

Danny: I was really hoping that we’d be able to lead together again, but alas it was not to be. Thank you for everything Danny, I’m glad that I’ve been able to consider you a friend.

Marcin/Hades/Dvorak/Foo Fighter/Slobby Snake: You might be a complete faggot but I love you very much. I’m glad that you’re finally back on Nacho chat instead of hiding away on ACP.

Joker: You’re one of those people that I don’t think I could ever get annoyed at in the slightest. I love you Joker, I’m so glad that we’re friends and I’m glad that the Nachos have been able to rely on you for help and advice for so long.

Darkman: Things might not have worked out, but that coup was a good thing, don’t think otherwise. You did the right thing, and in my honest opinion perhaps saved the army from a worse fate. Thank you Dark.

Stromae: I only just met you last year, and we don’t speak as much now, but you’re one of my favourite people in this community. I assume it’s because of how fun and nice you are ;D.

Kingfunks: Funks, I’ve always enjoyed talking to you, and always will, even if you’re dirty ACP AND Man Utd scum.

Dashieeeepooooo: I love you a lot, even if you have seemingly turned your back on Nachos 😦 I’m glad that we’ve been such good friends for quite a few years now. Love you Dashieeepooo.

Mrtchy: I am so pleased that during my time in BB I was able to meet you. Thank you for being such a good friend, and well done for doing so well in ACP.

Ajman: You’re so nice, and I’m glad that we’re friends. Hopefully Brighton will end up in the Premiership eventually, and then you can come for a nice away day to the Toon ;D.

Bep; You are a beautiful Northern Irishman and I totally included you in the original version of this. Errrr. Love you. Forgive please. Please.

Topaz, Zek, Lego, Catbury, Pool, Fluffy: I hope you guys realise that you are the future of this army, you’re some of the most active and passionate troops the Nachos have ever had and I expect great things from you. You are the next generation of Nachos and I am sure that under your guidance we will do very well. Good luck guys, never give up on this army.

Dj Dan: fggt. Dan, I appreciate the amount of help and effort you put into the Nachos, we are lucky to have you. Love you.

Shadow2446: God damn I’m sad that you’ve seemingly left again. I hope you’ll be back again someday, anyone who leads the Nachos and does not have the opportunity to be given advice from you is missing a lot. Your advice is some of the most useful I’ve ever been given – and I normally hate advice. And thank you for being my friend. I owe you my career in the Nachos.

I could write these all day, if I have missed you, I am deeply truly sorry, it’s just that I’ve met so many people that it’s hard to coherently write about each and every one of them. If I haven’t put you on here please don’t be offended or anything. I seriously do feel bad when I inevitably forget people.

—-

The Nachos has provided me with so much, and shaped my views in so many different ways. I have been influenced so greatly by my time here, and I would never exchange it for anything. Each and every one of you, even people who I’ve never necessarily been on friendly terms with, have made my experience unique and I can do nought but thank you for it. I am glad that I discovered armies and I will continue to love them even as I get even older.

Thank you,

Chrisi Blule

tmw you write a 3260 word retirement post instead of writing 3800 words for coursework

These are just some pics from a folder that I uploaded.

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 20 Comments »

DCP regain their prize as literally the most boring army in the entirety of CP Warfare ;D. Not only are they completely unfunny copycats [just like the last time] they still just sit in lines for the entirety of events and maybe bomb once every ten minutes. Look, if you’re going to do that I’m just going to start declaring Nacho victories by virtue of better tactics. I mean, Hannibal defeated Rome with better tactics didn’t he? And we try to emulate real warfare, so why not have tactics contributing heavily to victories? ;3. Anyway, we maxed 7 and lost against DCP on Blizzard, but ehhh, we’ll get better, I doubt their troops have the loyalty to log on for that many events haha.

 Comment if you made it!

Click ‘Continue Reading’ for more pictures!

Continue reading →

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 2 Comments »

Wednesday 11th of March

DEFENCE OF SLEET [USA]

8PM EST

7PM CST

6PM MST

5PM PST

12AM GMT

—————————

Click “continue reading” for the rest of this week’s events!

Continue reading →

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 4 Comments »

Today the Doritos have declared war on us in an attempt to kill the army. I very much expect everyone to do all they can to make DCP f*** off.

They actually possess the most pathetic and down right moronic leaders I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting in this community [Yes, that’s aimed at you in particular Mustapha]. Expect to read the most cringy, unfunny, English-butchering and baseless posts you’ve ever read if you visit their site. I’m not even exaggerating here. I’ve fought against so many different armies, many of whom write flame posts, but DCP’s are by far the worst.

I genuinely look forward to seeing whatever nonsense they can come up with this time, remember that last war where they tried to frame us for multilogging and failed? Lol. If any Doritos are reading this post, if you get one thing out of it other than understanding I and many other Nachos dislike you intently please let it be this, keep the war clean and don’t utilise unorthodox tactics, it makes you look bad. It’s bad enough that you’re declaring war on the 10th placed army when you’re 3rd at least don’t give evidence of how pathetic you’re being by using underhanded methods in an attempt to win. [No doubt that you’ll ignore this.]

Now Nachos, we might not be in the best of states. In fact, we’re in a pretty bad state, but this is not the worst situation we’ve ever been in, and we’ve pulled through times far worse than this. Let’s us not let some very low quality copy of the Nachos defeat us. We have what it takes to rise up and make DCP realise that they’ve made a mistake. I know we do. I’ve seen it happen countless times.

If you care about the Nachos, even a little, you’ll do all you can to help us raise to great heights again. The stakes are against us my friends, but I’m certain we can reverse them. To all Nachos, past and present, go out and bring us victory.

Viva los Nachos!

“I don’t march to the beat of the drums, I hear maracas”- Shadow2446

Thank you,

Chrisi Blule

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 7 Comments »

Hola!

With our great victory over LT [even if they didn’t show up :lol:] we had some more owner changes after a meeting. Darkman decided to retire, thank you to him for everything he’s done for the Nachos, I’ll miss you mate.

The owner changes are as follows;

• Fluffy will move up to the rank of Field Marshall [2ic] to directly replace Darkman.
• Talex will move up to the rank of General [3ic] to replace Fluffy’s vacancy.
• Zek [Tootal] has been promoted to General to give him further capabilities in leading our AUSIA Division.

If you have any questions or concerns about these changes, please speak to a leader.

Keep  up the good work everyone.

Thank you,

~Chrisi Blule

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 1 Comment »

If your name is in green then you have recieved a promotion!

As you know there has just been an active count, and now the ranks have been cleared out. Set out below are the new rankings. If you have been removed from the ranks it is because you didn’t comment on the active count [or that I made a silly mistake] to get added back to the ranks simply comment on this post with;

Username:

Rank before active count;

[Don’t lie. I still have the ranks prior to the active count saved :lol:]

Well done to everyone who has been promoted, if you have been promoted it is because you have 1. Commented on the active count. 2. Worked very hard.

There are some of you however that are dangerously close to being demoted due to your inactivity. I have not detailed who these people are on the ranks. I’d expect them to know themselves whether they have been active enough of not.

If you have any problems or complaints, please see a leader on our Xat!

Thank you,

Chrisi Blule

NACHO LEADERSHIP

Leader: Chrisi Blule, Laoise, Guitar48300, Vonchiefer.

Field Marshall: DjDan, Green Dai, Darkman.

General: Baseball1043, Jimichimi, Fluffy 9404, Topaz.

Lieutenant General: Camperjohn64, Tootal (AUSIA Leader), Water Guard, Talexander, Edd64

Brigadier: Molbygirl, , Shy Ninja,  B Batman 3

Colonel:   Cooldude1a, Legofan Cy

Major: ,  Frigido, Miyls, Oggy

Captain:  Verum, Beauty74642, Foldez

Lieutenant: Cowboydan101, Poseidon112, Sarge

Warrant Officer:  Roccobo2003, Bandage23, Skyblue170

Master Sergeant:  Marlowe, Timedragon, 95 Spider, Venus, Reshiram0801, Daffodaily5,

Sergeant: Bailey, Tysuke, 

Corporal: Butupi, Misty10, The Disco123

Lance Corporal: Andrew1606, Cookieball2, Penguin6559, Mr Cow2, Pielover42, Ryu401,

Private First Class Angel0746, Casillas2159, EvanSharma, Gary0503, Icepeinguin1, Isaac13170, jblover68594,  Jerypeng2, Josh8710, Justin Duck, Kajh123, Katerina Qt, Kat290, Kishu5, Lexus 07, Lollipop2487, Meggie8, Moohay, Mudstack89, Nachozman124, Ninjazoomer,  Papv99, Penguintato1, Penguity2004, Thinknoodle9, Yoshi725, 123nai, 28luis, Connerfrasor, Petey222, Cleyoe, Musicalizzy, Ericalexan, Skycraft55, Ocean10294, Im Sweet 983, Guinby, Penguy115,  Tropicana137, leleofficial,KaiPlayer75, Sassycat808, Reemguy2002, gbrock2003, Arine20,  pipa676, chewieman, Pinkypop9333, Omgie, mark876, NazeefaLeksh,  Bab Dude, Buritodaily, Candydude1, Clipper90, Crysthalia,, Demolord, Fluffy38, Ggpett

Private: ACooldude2230, Anakin Sky20, Casey1, Cuterachel1, Df27, Emma11229, Icee215, Iscorepoon, joeymnbvcxza, Love123ana, Mpgm, Nan Tan, Penguto1451, Qfive, Rainbowboy1, Rockykb1, secretkey1, Skipper233, Tremor 30512, Usoprincess, Waddles62798, Yoshe04, 3shi, Tommy3375, Brant12, Amorris03, Merpy Merpy, Skrubsweeper, O Donnel, Lily8070, Risha102, Abbu1234, Kaylebayle, Purplefoot59, Naruto124, Bodangles4, Patrick1star, Rashrunner12, Vappor5, Dilarakurnaz, Vilchis03, Wowbro12345, Boomer906,Sunny243, Richboy93803, Peyton40048, Priscilla181, Reshiram0801, Gblions22, Scarlet913, Mason1045, Fluffy51838, Flappy1842, Let It Go124, EPF222, Lindsay8805, Ashley Lily, Tommyboy51, Reyreyc8, Alisha 7, Gamebosstony, Amazon Rain1, Vane1139, Akku88872, Freezy32430, Ninja1679, Greenpop2007, Jericho2015, Penguin Rio 2, Headwig2007, Jessicasb3, Henrycatdog,Volcanic0321n, Smartangelo2, Penguy 115, Bellabellie, Sonic Rings3, Hotfiregurg, Funcky000, Beps0117, Yoniqua03, Alfonsolemon, Ugo46, Scarlet913, Medi1904, New Comer 25, kaipoop, Mexican_Cat, Azzaky, Drift745, BrookeDoesMc, Miley60cyrus, joji1512,Wad  Dles30888, Evelyn4, Minion5090, Printstudio1, BeauBlue1, Yeahmurica, Nsnickers03, Firespy10, Snapdragen, Madmonty1, Progamer8787.

First Class Mexican: Joker, Danny

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 4 Comments »

I’m not one to complain about CPAC Top Ten’s but this one didn’t make much sense to me. So if a nice member of CPAC can kindly reply to this post that’d be great.

First off there’s the whole ”Nachos – 2 point deduction (2 blatant mislabel”. Please, if you’re going to declare armies to be mislabelling sizes then tell them which events they’ve mislabed. How are we going to fix anything if CPAC are seemingly unable to tell you what events have been mislabelled. And that’s not  even getting onto the fact that as far as I can tell, none of our events were mislabelled.

Edit; In fact, CPAC’s deductions are incredibly unclear; are they saying that we mislabelled the divisions that the events apply to or are they indeed saying we exaggerated size? My point still stands though, at least give us some indication as to what events you have decided we’ve ‘mislabelled’.  

http://i.imgur.com/zYa7uwb.png

Then there’s the whole fact that as far as CPAC is concerned that we did not have any AUSIA events despite the fact one is clearly posted here. Now, I know a max of 5 is hardly ‘big’ even for an AUSIA events, but surely it still warrants a higher AUSIA average than an ‘N/A’ and more points than a ‘0.00’.

And can the ‘UK Average’ category please be explained? Is it an average of UK events…? Our one UK event found us maxing 9 troops. Surely the average of 9 is well, 9. Hold on, I’ll do the math. Yes, it’s 9. Not 5.00. 9.00.

Your calculations for the Top 10 are becoming far too complicated with seemingly minimum explanation.

I won’t go into my rant about Gar being a judge in yet another CPAC Tournament battle against the Nachos. He’s religiously anti-Nacho and it has shown time and time again. The very fact that 2 CPAC judges, one of them Garrett decided that DW were somehow victorious against us is a very telling sign.

/rant.

I’d like to leave a side note that I do honestly appreciate the work that goes into a Top 10. It must be incredibly tedious to go through so many armies writing descriptions and making sure they aren’t exaggerating sizes.

~Chrisi Blule

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 4 Comments »

WE BEAT THE DARK WARRIORS.

We overcame the odds and destroyed the Dark Warriors, maxing 41. [35 in the room + lockouts]

Post with pictures and more information coming soon from our Field Marhsal, Green Dai!

Filed under: The Nacho Army | 4 Comments »