Again the title says it all.  Team Gold’s leader Spice offically has “no balls”. First he takes off the server page on the Yellow Army site fearing that we would successfully dominate their entire nation.  Second Spice tries to surrender which as promised we have not accepted.  He tried to ignore the Nachos by starting a new war with the Ice Vikings.  The Nacho forces will not tolerate him chickening out when he still has a debt to pay.  This is not an invasion, just a battle.  If Team Gold refuses to show up then this will be an even larger embarrassment for Spice and Team Gold.

Event: Battle vs TG

Server: Fjord

When:February 2nd (Wednesday)

Times:3 PM PST, 4 PM MST, 5 PM CST, 6 PM EST

I expect at least 40 Nachos to show up even though it’s a school day.  The battle will continue until there is either an obvious winner or either army surrenders.

~50

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50: Awesome but make sure the colors aren’t Black and Yellow, that song sucks. XD

King:

• Steelers fan color: Black and Yellow (of corce)
• Packers fan Color: Black and green (of corce)

Oh yeah, we also need Judges… I recomend Person1233 and Shadow2446

Well I’ve said this idea on chat many times, but I want you to give me your opinion on it. I suggest that we have a practice battle before the super bowl (sunday). This practice battle will consist of two teams Packer fans vs. Steelers fans. This is just for fun and for the kicks of it. I think it would be neat if every army participated in this event. The winner will be bast on Size, tactics, and organization. When I say organization, I mean have its own chat, one or two people leading, and neatness on Club penguin. The winning team will have bragging rights and can put MVP in their names till the Superbowl to show that they won and that they want that team to win =D!!! Of corce this will be a day of peace for any army that wants in. Steelers FTW!

So what do you think, Should we have this event? Honest please…

PERSON – Steelers? Pshhh…

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~SuperBowl today~

What are you doing just staring at this website? There are battles going on!

❗ 3 Battles Today ❗

❗ BATTLE FOR SNOW ANGEL SERVER ❗

When:February 6,2011(Sunday)

Where:Snow Angel Server

Times:

3:00 P.M EST

2:00 P.M CST

1:00 P.M MST

12:00 P.M PST

8:00 P.M UK

Enemy:DCP

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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❗ BATTLE FOR PERMAFROST SERVER ❗

When: February 6,2011 (Sunday)

Where: Permafrost Server

Times:

3:30 P.M EST

2:30 P.M CST

1:30 P.M MST

12:30 P.M PST

8:30 P.M UK

Enemy:DCP

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

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❗ BATTLE FOR ICE BOX SERVER ❗

When:February 6,2011(Sunday)

Where:Ice Box Server

Times:

4:00 P.M EST

3:00 P.M CST

2:00 P.M MST

2:00 P.M PST

9:00 P.M UK

Enemy:DCP

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

I know this is a lot of battles Nachos but I expect us to still win them all with 30+ troops. I know its a lot of times. The easiest thing to do besides remember the times is just being on all afternoon because we will be on Club penguin all afternoon.

~Stay Cheezy

-Tan

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Pie edit: Brandon is officially a retard:

Note: Wwebestfan, just because Don’t ask don’t tell passed doesn’t mean you can lead an army.

Dear DCP & Team Gold we do not accept your surrenders.  Like we said at the beginning of the war we will fight until the enemy is completely destroyed.  DCP and Team Gold aren’t armies.  There just examples of simple-minded obnoxious kids.  I don’t want to be at a meeting with all the major armies and be thinking “Oh there’s quite a few intelligent armies here Nachos, UMA, ACP, IW, etc oh wait…. here’s DCP & Team Gold.  Both armies have idiots for leaders.  It’s amazing how their leaders both have over a year of leadership experience yet negotiating with them is equivalent to negotiating with a retard.  All DCP & Team Gold do is talk s**t in the most pathetic way imaginable and they don’t expect us to return the favor?  Come on, honestly?  Were Nachos, we don’t take that BS easily so fear us!

I want to compare the Nachos stengths to DCP/Team Gold just to show who’s the better army.

Battle Attendance: Nachos: 50-60       DCP: 25    Team Gold: 25

Intelligent Leadership:  TanMan626 (Hard Working, Respected amongst the troops)  Wwebestfan (Simple-Minded, Gets frustrated easily)   Spice ( Simple-Minded, lacks creativity).

Functional: Nachos (tight hacker security, stable army, great personality for an army)  DCP (Hacked countless times due to low hacker security, Wwebestfan often acts as a dictator with his decisions)  Team Gold (Layed back army, known for being lazy).

Allies:   Nachos: Have a large alliance with the Night Warriors/UMA and a close alliance with IW.  DCP/Team Gold: Most allies will not help them in wars unless it’s toward their benefit

To the troops of Team Gold/DCP.  Do you honestly want to be in an army full of obnoxious little kids or a functional army that knows what there doing?  Think about it.  It’s a waste of time to spend your life listening to Brandon or Spice lie with his terrible grammar while going on about how he gets a boner from looking at John Cena.  We will continue attacking to the death.  If you f**k with UMA, if you f**k with the Night Warriors, or if you f**k with the Nachos then your messing with our alliance.  P****ing out of a war you started is also a stupid decision.  You can’t just surrender and think everything’s going to be great after that.  We want some kind of benefit out of teaching your armies a lesson.  This is No Mercy

Tan Edit: Says it all.. VVVVVVV

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Many people join armies because they’re name (ACP=Army of Club Penguin, they sound such as an army that is very legit) or their graphics (Night Warriors) Yet when people look at nachos, they wonder “Why should I join them? They are the name of a food, not warriors or anything like that.”  So I thought I’d point out some of the valid points of the nachos, to encourage future recruits, and keep the faith of present day soldiers to stay with us.

1. Easy Going

Nachos are fairly easy going. We allow people to swear on chat (within certain times) and other armies are welcome to come and hang out on our chat with us as long as the conversation they bring is appropriate. We try to have fun as much as we can, and focus less on the politics and rage blogging of other armies. It’s a game for Gods sake, so I think nachos are right in this approach at warfare.

2. Original

To also go under this category is unique. We don’t go out and recruit every day and patrol all the time, and focus on tactics all the time, set up all our webpages the same etc. as other armies. We try to be different, mix things up, have new and fun events. We want to hear your opinions, and use them. We don’t just put up a poll and ignore the votes, we really consider what the ARMY wants. To sum this point up, we try to keep things changing and fun while keeping our core values so we are stable yet flexible in what we do.

3. Respect & Balance

I figured these 2 could fit together. The nachos respect one another, as well as other armies. While we occasionally poke fun (as does everyone) we know our limits and we simply express opinions, and if you find it offensive, well, don’t read it. So, we balance out our fun and events to keep things fun yet efficient so we can really do well in battles, and we keep respect and poking fun in balance so we can make things a little more fun and interesting, without literally offending anyone.

the list could just keep going, but I felt these were our values and goals we keep in mind in everything we do. These points represent the nachos, and make us the army to join and stay with if you want the most out of your CP warfare time. I hope this inspires new ideas and hope about the nacho army, and to see you all around chat.

And, as always, if you have any creative or new ideas or thoughts on this army (positive please) then leave your responses to this post and the actions of the nacho army below

This is Zayer with a Nacho Post, See you Around

“It aint easy, being Cheesy”

Credit to Matt on Chat for giving me this catch phrase 😀

=Zayer=

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Well, as I promised, if we broke 50 at the Fjord Defense and won our battle we would have early promos! So here they are!

Note: If you didn’t get a promotion and thought you deserved one, leave a comment with your Club Penguin Username and Nacho Rank.

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Pie edit #2: I didn’t even make that video, so don’t accuse me of these things. And is it that hard to edit the post, take out the offensive parts, and take pictures?

Pie edit: DCP is giving us more reasons to overthrow their leaders. Watch this video:

Hello,

Right now, there is one massive problem with the army world; DCP. If you want to be more specific, DCP’s leaders. They are corrupt, liars, cheaters, and hackers. They do not deserve to lead an army with as much potential as DCP. I, and the rest of the CP army world, knows that the leaders of DCP are evil people. They have brought absolute hell to almost every army in Club Penguin. So, who’s going to stop them?

We are.

The Nacho Empire vows to fight and invade the Doritos of Club Penguin and anyone who aposes us until their leaders finally surrender to our great forces. Then, we will choose leaders who fit the spot as leader in that army and, under close watch, let them run the army to its fullest. This not only benefits us, but we are helping the entire community of armies. So, please comment if you would like to join our operation. Also, comment ideas about our operation name. I like Operation: DCP Freedom. :D.

DCP has been torturing us for months, bashing us, and bringing us hell. And now, they think they won Fjord? lolwut? No. DCP did not win Fjord today, and it is still our capital. We outnumbered your “great” alliance 40 to 25. And we out-tacticed you. So, don’t accuse us of cheating. This is why armies suck. Everyone wants to find some kind of way that they won. If you won the battle, you won the battle. :|.

~*Pie1530*

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First, I would like to say THANK YOU to the armies that helped us defeat DCP today.(UMA,NW,IW,Others..) :D.

Yes, we won Fjord. Yes, DCP are accusing us of cheating because we killed them. No, we did not cheat. Yes, DCP were p******s and brought like 10 armies to fight us but we still outnumbered and out-tactic’d them.

Now onto point 1. A few days before the battle me and Alfrondo the DCP leader agreed to these terms.

• No claiming
• No bots
• No leaving the underground rooms
• No spying

Now DCP thinks they won because we cheated? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but you broke all 4 of those rules. I banned numerous DCP soldiers who kept spamming chat and spying. I also saw a group of 6  black bots which no Nachos used because I told them if it was them to get them off. Plus one of them was named “Nachopenuin” pretty obvious if you ask me. Then there was DCP leaving the underground rooms. They were getting pwned in the Digging Room and went to the Plaza. Now onto the last one, Towards the end of the battle DCP started claiming rooms :/. We agreed to not do these things Alf yet you still did them when we broke 1 rule. I talked to Alf about this and his response was..”Idc about those rules you spied” I then was banned and left due to immaturity. So clearly Nachos, Fjord is still our server.

Now onto the main part. Despite DCP’s rule-breaking and cheating, we still managed to beat them :D. We averaged 45 on CP and even maxed 50 today! Which means early promo day which will be released tonight.

Heres a summary of the Nacho battle:

Rooms Won: Boiler Room,Mine,Digging Room,Hidden Lake,Plaza,Snowforts,Town,Dock,iceberg

Rooms Lost:Pool(Due to 1/2 our soldiers being locked out)

Retreats:1

DCP retreats: 9

Average on CP:Nachos-45, DCP alliance-40-45

Max on CP:Nachos-Around 60 on the server, DCP Alliance-Around 55 on the server

Pictures from the battle:

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BATTLE IS STARTING GET ON CHAT

http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

BATTLE IS NOW GET ON CP TO FJORD SERVER 

http://www.clubpenguin.com/

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Despite every setback and obstacle that Club Penguin has put in our way, the Nachos are still a thriving army and a competitor to our 4 and a half-year rival. Club Penguin has not had a winter fiesta in 2 YEARS. It is obvious that they don’t support our army for whatever reason that is. However, we have overcame the odds and can currently max at 45 to 50 troops, even without the sombrero being in the catalog for 739 days. The Nachos are an army with incredible influence over the army community, and we will continue to pursue our goal of eliminating armies that are detrimental to our society.

I know our army may not be perfect, but our goal is not to be perfect. Our goal is to have FUN and stand strong against our enemies. I may be retired, but I can see that the Nachos are no longer on a path of destruction. The roller coaster has seemed to lose its grasp of us, and now WE control the roller coaster. In order to keep it this way, the Nachos need to stay active, and pride in the army needs to be expressed. You are in THE NACHOS. The army that was created as a joke in July 2006, but grew to become a World Power and one of the best organizations to be in on the internet. The Nachos will only continue this path with dedication from the troops. However, leaders need to make steps to improve the army every single day. One step is tomorrow, when defending our capital server, FJORD.

Equal dedication from the leaders AND the troops is how we will secure our capital tomorrow against The Orange Alliance.

WE WILL PROTECT THIS HOOUUUSSEEEE!

DEFENCE OF FJORD[CAPITAL SERVER]

When: January 29, 2011 (Saturday)

Where: Fjord Server

Times:

3:00 P.M EST

2:00 P.M CST

1:00 P.M MST

12:00 P.M PST

8:00 P.M UK

Chat: http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

Enemy: The Orange Alliance

Uniform: Wear anything RED

NOTICE: Be sure to also attend the invasions of Kosciusko and BUNNY HILL, an hour prior to the battle.

COMMENT IF YOU ARE HIGHLY MOTIVATED, TRULY DEDICATED, AND READY TO GO OUT AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY TOMORROW.

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