Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hey, since I’m bored, and I’ve always needed to have some rants, I’ve decided I’d talk about bullying and the truth yet to be conceived to the public. This is the total and utter truth about bullying, with NOTHING left out at all.

*This post contains harsh vulgarity, do not read if you cannot handle such language.*

Bullying is, controversially, one of the world’s greatest issues. There’s all this talk about ending bullying, stopping bullies, and all this crap on TV channels. Cartoon Network’s “Stop Bullying, Speak Up” program. Nickelodeon’s “The Big Help”. Various others exist as well. But the single most naive thing about America and bullying is this: You will NEVER stop it. Bullying will always exist everywhere. It can happen to anyone. It’s inescapable. You can’t stop it. And the thing these campaigns promote is the single most damn stupid thing you CAN do: Telling on them. Tattle-tales are NOT welcomed into the social world. You’ll get your ASS beat if you tell a teacher. Why? Because telling on them makes it even WORSE. Do not tell on bullies, unless you wish to fight. But that brings us to the next point.

School punishments FOR bullying. When there’s a fight between a bully and a victim, most often BOTH get in trouble. This is something that pisses me off the MOST. You see, you can’t have physical contact at all. Not even in fucking self-defense! If you lay a HAND ON SOMEONE, YOU GET IN TROUBLE. Schools don’t fucking understand what you do. If a bully hits you, you hit back. You fight back. Schools want you to walk away. Not the case. You fight back if someone touches you. Because you CAN’T walk away. You CAN’T do nothing. That’s what these liberalist assholes want you to do. YOU PHYSICALLY CANNOT IGNORE A BULLY. IT MAKES THINGS WORSE. You literally need to retaliate or risk getting beat even harder. So if he/she threatens your general safety, take physical action. They think violence is not the answer. Violence isn’t. It’s the question, and the answer is yes. Because violence is not bad against someone who antagonizes you constantly. If they deserve it, beat ’em.

My NEXT thing on bullying is the bullshit that is advertised. WHAT IS ADVERTISED IS NOWHERE NEAR TRUE. Bullies don’t call you small names like “Fat, stupid, loser.” Maybe if you’re in 2nd grade. Upon entering Middle School, insults won’t be that. They’ll be things going more in depth. “You fucking shitbag. Cunt. Stop fucking donkeys in the ass.” And even worse. They’re merciless. They’re sadistic assholes who feed off of pain and misery. You literally need to figure out how to do something about it. If the words they spew anger you to a point where you can’t take it, you’ll likely enter a state I call “Dark Rage”. You’ll likely start crying, tearing up, or let out screams of curse words and anger, then proceed to have strength beyond your accustoms. Running way faster. Punching way harder. This is absolutely okay. Violence is PROVEN to be the absolute best reliever of anger. Talking to people doesn’t do shit. If you don’t want to physically hurt someone, go to the gym and start boxing on a punching bag.

I have one final thing to say, then I’ll wrap up the post. This final topic is what helps. What helps is friends. They’ll stick up for you and help you. If it’s an unfair fight, a friend will be willing to help. That’s what helps the most. Not talking. Not telling on a teacher. Both of those suck ass, do nothing, and telling makes it worse. But as long as you’ve got a buddy on your side, you’re set. Propaganda may say that angry influences by friends is bad, but it’s good in terms of troubles. And if YOUR friend is getting bullied, you better stick up for them. Don’t CARE what will affect your social life. They’re your friend, and no one should be picking on them.

This ends my first Public Service Announcement. Bullying will never stop. It’ll always go on, people will get hurt, people will commit suicide. But that’s how the world is. It’s how it always will be. Come to accept it.

~Zak

Glossary:

Conceived: [Intro] To be released, given out, or to birth.

Naive: [P1] Unknown of surroundings, without thought.

Liberalist: [P2] An extremist of political correctness, someone who wants everything to be fair and safe in the world and rid of any safety threats, but on an extreme level.

Retaliate: [P2] To go against, to strike back.

Antagonize: [P2] To annoy, aggravate, or anger.

Spew: [P3] Spit out in large quantities, speak lies or unjust words.

Accustoms: [P3] Routines or qualities you’ve become used to.

Propaganda: [P4] Lies or exaggerations to make something look good, advertisements with appealing advice.

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