New Video!

Hey everyone, Tan here. As some of you have heard, I have quit xat. I may visit later in the summer or sometime down the road but as of last Sunday9(April 1st) I have departed from Xat. I will still check the site every now and again to see how things are. I will still make posts about when I release my new Youtube videos! If you still want to keep check on how I am and things just subscribe to my Youtube! To subscribe to my Youtube click HERE

Here is an example of my latest video just released!

If you would please leave a comment on that video(on Youtube not on this post) I may use it in my next video! I only use the top 3 funniest ones though so make it funny!

Leaving a comment would be appreciated! (:

-Tan

A message in quotes

Well, since we have entered our first war from a quick hiatus, I figured I’d give some encouraging war quotes aimed at S.W.A.T to strengthen our morale :).

Note: May contain explicit content. P.S. If any S.W.A.T takes offense to this, then go somewhere…

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Liberated Big Snow

The Nachos have successfully Liberated Big Snow from the corrupt S.W.A.T Government! We rushed in to Big Snow where we found our selves out numbered 20 minutes before the event. Over time this all changed and S.W.A.T began to crumble. S.W.A.T had very “bad” tactics and very disorganized formations. Half the battle they were crawled up in the feedel position trying to give off a command while the nachos empire was sending wave after wave  of attacks. They clearly lost the battle, but they say the “won” like the poor sports they are. We will continue invading their land in till their corrupt government falls! We maxed about 20 at the event, which isn’t bad for a weekday, I feel like we will be doing better tomorrow thought! :).

The top 5 is DCP.

pucking at the sight of SaW.

I have no idea why we cut this picture so we can’t see SWAT since they disappeared.

More pictures to come!

~General Purple~

REMINDER: INVASION OF SLED TODAY!

➡ Tan Edit: READ MY NEW POST HERE

The Invasion of Sled will be our biggest battle of the week, Once we take control over this server we will be entering the heart of S.W.A.T.

When we win this battle, We will move Promo day up a week 🙂

Nachos have brought the feista to: Big Snow(disputed), Ice Box(Nacho and DCP), Ice Palace(Nachos), Great White(Disputed)

Invasion of sled

:arrow:Day: Thursday, April 12th!

:arrow: Time:

8:00 P.M EST

7:00 P.M CST

6:00P.M MST

5:00 P.M PST

1:00 A.M GMT

General Purple 

 &

Lord Dash

&

 Supreme Overlord Chrisi

Drugs aren’t cool.

Hola Nachos!

Lately I have been disgusted about several people on chat saying they do drugs or they drink alcohol. First of all, this is a kids game. If you want to talk about that stuff, go to flirt or something because it won’t be tolerated on nacho chat.

Drugs are stupid. Drugs do not make you cool. They damage your health, social relationships, and more.

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Invasions and Defenses

➡ Owners: Molly has been fired from the Nachos.

➡  Edd Edit: Tan, you’re not the only one who gets an arrow. 

➡ Tan Edit: EVERYONE READ MY NEW POST BY CLICKING HERE

King: Edd, I just corrected you aswell.

Edd Edit: Dash, I just corrected about two of your grammar problems. You’re welcome.

Dash Edit: Good luck nachos! I know you will do good. By the way Edd, try not to have so much bad grammar in a post. :3 I edited about 7 grammar problems. You’re welcome.

Well to make up for King’s post, I’m going to add all of the events this week in it! Everyone should be here. For everyone on chat, you can’t be AFK, or not on CP during any of these events. We’ll be showing S.W.A.T. our true power. Not only for the servers, but this will help us lots in the top ten. We better win every single one of these events this week! Our smallest size this week will be 30, alright nachos? Make us all happy.

 :!:  Defense of Sleet

When: Saturday, April 14

Where: Sleet

Why: Protect the Nacho empire!

Times: 

12:00 PST

1:00 MST

2:00 CST

3:00 EST

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Defense Fjord

When: Sunday, April 15

Where: Fjord

Why: Protect the Motherland!

Times: 

12:00 PST

1:00 MST

2:00 CST

3:00 EST

8:00 UK

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||Big snow is captured!||

Invasion of Big Snow!

:arrow: Day: Monday, April 9th!

:arrow: Time:

6:00 P.M EST

5:00 P.M CST

4:00P.M MST

3:00 P.M PST

11:00 P.M GMT

 

**ICE BOX=EPIC***

Invasion of Ice Box

:arrow: Day: Tuesday, April 10th!

:arrow: Time:

6:00 P.M EST

5:00 P.M CST

4:00P.M MST

3:00 P.M PST

11:00 P.M GMT

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Invasion of Ice Palace

 :arrow:Day: Wednesday, April 11th!

:arrow: Time:

7:00 P.M EST

6:00 P.M CST

5:00P.M MST

4:00 P.M PST

12:00 A.M GMT

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Invasion of sled

:arrow:Day: Thursday, April 12th!

:arrow: Time:

8:00 P.M EST

7:00 P.M CST

6:00P.M MST

5:00 P.M PST

1:00 A.M GMT

 

Power in the Hat…              ~General Purple~  ||Edd64||

First event of the war -Quick unscheduled raid on SWAT

So we raided Tuxedo, we had a nice purple circle at the beginning, shame I didn’t take any pics of that, however, never mind.

A big thanks to Nicksman for the pics, he earns himself 3 medals!

~Chrisi

UK Event -Invasion of Snow Shoe- Some Americans expected to![Helping DCP]

❗ IMPORTANT ❗ 

As part of our now ongoing war with SWAT, the UK troops can have some action by invading Snow Sled

Invasion of Snow Shoe(Euro Event)

Monday, April 9th

Times

6:00 pm UK -Expected-

1:00 pm EST -Expected-

12:00 pm CST -Sort of expected-

11:00 am MST -Not expected-

10:00 am PST -Not expected-

Clearing something up.

Edit: I mean no offence to UMA by this, I’m just saying (wary)

I’m just sick of people saying this;

“UMA are your brother allies”

NO THEY ARE NOT!

Yes, they may have been, once, but you must evaluate your whole history, for example, I take an example out of history,

Germany helped us (the British, I’m British remember) against the French during the Napoleonic wars, then WW1 & WW2 happended , I would hardly say we have particularly friendly relations, even now.

We helped UMA during their war with ACP, what,  4,5 years ago? And at the current moment in the last year we’ve had three wars with them, one of those being fairly vicious in terms of things. Please tell me how they can be our brother allies?

~Chrisi Blule

Happy Easter

Happy Easter guys! You can stuff in all them Easter eggs because you have the whole day off! Get ready for some serious work afterwards, though. Also, congrats to Edd for being promoted to third in command. I’m sure you will make a great third in command, as you deserved it very much. 

Have a awesome Easter, and comment on how many Easter eggs you have! I have 11. 

-Harry Joe.