So this is the day I shall retire. I put it off long enough. It’s kind of hard to leave the army that you have been in for pratically 4 years. I had some good times here. Ever since school started though, I have no time for the Nachos. You think you have time for CP armies when you are taking two advanced classes? Well, certainly not me. XD
Instead of writing out a huge post, I did something different. I made a cheesy retirement video. Yep, a video. I thought it might be more fun to make than writing out all of these boring words. Don’t stop believing nachos. Oh, and Puck will take my spot as leader. Congrats Puck! π Β
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Dashing Snow’s Retirement Party
When: Saturday, August 25th
Times:
β‘ 5 EST
β‘ 4 CST
β‘ 3 MST
β‘ 2 PST
β‘ 10 UK
~Dash|BrassAss|Dashalina|PornGod|NachoLeader signing out.
Edit: There are so many people I can’t forget! Joker, Sam, Wilson, Cul, Pie, Ana, Green Dai, J Boy, Pablo, Zackatack, Edd, Carly,Β Pechu, Cutietuti, Guitar,Β Sport, Eggs, and too many more to list. XD
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Nacho Army of Club Penguin 
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NOOOOOOO DASHIEEEEPOOOO π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ I love you <33333 It's been an honour leading with you, and I won't forget you, but then I needn't because you're coming on chat all the time, aren't you (D), and then I'm forcing you to marry me and you have no choice in the matter, and then we're going to adopt childeren, and we'll hire Puck as their babysitter/godmother and beeky as their teacher….
I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOO CHRISIPOOOOOOOOOOO <33333333 I think Puck would be a wonderful babysitter/godmother and Beeky can really teach how to masturbate. :O
No, Beeky’s masturbation methods will give them erectile dysfunction. But he can teach them how to have sex ;D
anal sex? :O
Oh yes, and then they can join in and we can commit incest :O π
Yay! I’ll bring the nachos, the cheese, and the condoms to the slumber party in the basement! π
And the salsa, don’t forget the salsa :O…. I believe it’ll work as interesting lubrication :O
Oh indeed. Lots and lots of salsa.
Try not to bring anything too spicy though, I don’t want to have to explain that to the doctor
Wow dash. You’ve come a long way, thank for every thing you’ve done to this army. As we all know, it saddens many for a person to leave in your life (not in a dying way). Thanks again and I hope and everyone else hopes for the best in your life and school. These retirements aren’t just a leaving of some soldier, it’s the leaving of one true person who didn’t just help the army but inspire many others. Along with other retirees, all have made a difference, and so have you Dash. Stay cheesy my friend, stay cheesy. Adios Amigo, adios. π¦ I will never forget you either. π¦
π₯ Why are there some color coded names?
Because those people told me their favorite color, lol.
My favo color is RAINBOW :O
BAAAAI DASSSHHHHHHHH youcrazything… :3
I don’t know what to say. Dash, being a soldier under your lead has been an honor and a great time for me. I hope you live a happy life, and come back to chat every once and a while. Once a Nacho, always a Nacho.
– PabloDePablo, Nacho Lieutenant
Buh bai, it was great knowing you. I’d write more, but it’s not like you’d really care. Bye AssyRashyPoo, I’ll mis you<3
ily Joker. Thanks for writing my HOF. You are truly one of my best friends. I’ll never forget you. β€
I love you too, and no need to thank me you deserved that HoF entry, haha. π
Dash if u go, i go. FINAL ~Eggs54
Dash, you were an awesome leader and Nacho. You were an inspiration to many even if you weren’t the best influence to some of the younger Nachos π Take care of yourself and have a great life. PS Awesome video
-Sport11298
Dash π¦ my bunghole buddy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ill miss you bud!
I gotta go to that party. two retirements? woe is me π¦ you were one of my favorite leaders dash.
Bai Dashiepoo!! I’m gonna miss you (cry) Your one of my best friends π¦
DON’T GO WE NEED YOU!!! D:
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bye bye dash π¦ you were the first leader i met and will always be my favorite, no matter what i hope you have a good life and all that, bye bye dash ill miss you the most π¦
noooooo i havent been with nachos long but noooooo dont leave! oh and wheres the party? xat? cp?
Its an honor to serve under you Dash, i’ll never forget you bud. But I know we have some pretty good troops to rise us up! π
DASH DONT GO PLS YOU ARE A GREAT LEADER I WILL MISS YOU π¦
Bye Dash
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Bye Dashy! We’ll all miss you a ton as it definitely won’t be the same without you. I loved leading with you during battles; we made a pretty nice team. π Thanks for everything you’ve done for the Nachos, Dash. You’re definitely deserving of being in the HOF. Thanks for being a great friend of mine and I’ll always remember you, Dashy. Good luck in everything that you do! Stay in touch and I love you. π
Thanks everyone! Oh and Puck I still need to see you on cam. π
We still need you to buy a cam *D*
Bye Dash, I don’t think you ever liked me much, but It is sad to see you go.. good luck out there. π
Fido ily β€
Good bye, Dash. I’m gonna miss you and you were such a awesome leader. Puck will take your place and I’m sure he won’t let you down. I probably won’t be able to make your party, good luck bro. Gonna miss you π
Bye Dash, I will miss you a lot. Your such a great guy, your funny, kind, helpful, the list would go on for ages. I hope you enjoy your time on retirement island.
Dash π¦ Good luck in school, I’m having a hard time too, and thats one of the reason’s why I was also inactive
Anyway, have an awesome life ahead! Nachos for life β€
Dash I under stand im also gonna miss you. :,( you are a great teamate ill miss working with you! Nachos ever!<3
Sorry i ment Nachos forever<3
π¦ Bye Dash π¦
I understand your reasons Im in the 8th grade and the only non advanced class im taking is science best of luck to you hope to see you next summer possibly well miss you
bye dash goodness the nachos are falling as we no it dont worry my army will rise to the top trust me and seriously what all this stupid talk about sex we are only kids seriously i mean really grose nachos y wasnt i in any of the pics not cool man but nachos if you feel any doubt about this army like i did come on our chat we can talk because i totally understand if you dont like how some of the people talk here its so immature and im twelve you think i wouldnt know any thing about being mature but you better believe it nachos who feel like they dont belong come talk to me thats why i quit this army im still there for nachos but it isnt the same now that i know what nachos are really like in my army you will always be long our site will be clean and since were are totally random there is no way you cant fit in come on our chat http://xat.com/NeonRandomArmy
Oh Dash, I will miss you. It’s been great leading with you in Wizard Warriors, and even though I’ve known you a few months, it seems like I’ve known you for years. Congratulations on all your hard work :)! Have a great life Dash I’ll miss you π¦
Dashy Boy! Congrats!! Ive known for what a year. Hehe good times. I remember when we started the wizards together. *Tears Fall* HAVE A GREAT LIFE WOOOOO.
P.S thx for mentioning me in your people you cant forget box (wary) LOL JK………………………………..not
Mr Bob
Sniff Sniff And I didn’t even ask if your a brony. Sniff Sniff
This is really sad Dash. I’m going to miss you. I’m going to remember you. You were one of the coolest leaders ever! It been a fun experience with you. Good luck in life, I hope you visit often!
– Fiffylog
OMG I LOVE U FOREVER & ILL MISS U MY BABYKINZ β€
Good luck as a Sophomore as I enter my Freshman year. I'm retiring around this point next year too ;P but I seriously wish you the best in your life. I know you'll go far, and with everything you've learned here, you'll do just fine. Just don't fuck yourself up with alcohol and shit. Promise me, k? Good. π
I’m gonna miss you, Dash. You were really nice to me π I hope life treats you well. Sorry I missed the party (darn, it would’ve been so much fun!)
bye dash, it was weird talking to u anyway, but hey, ure not that bad (wary)
yes, i retired like yesterday and gave away my powers. i could have gave one to u but instead i couldnt find u (wary)
anyway, yeah, bye π
i loved u in the nachos u made them better and entertaining u made the better idk what we could do with u π
oh yeah BRONY!!!!!! XD
Goodbye Dash we will all miss you!
*sob sob*
goodbye dash. i was on the army only a month before you retired. I will always remember you in my heart. good bye. sob sob cry sob
You bastard I’m not theeeeeeeeeeeeere