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Hola Nachos,

The time has once again arrived for us to head off to war. Yesterday, the Doritos of Club Penguin officially declared war on us and deliberately plan to attack and siege the Nacho Empire. We find this as a despicable act, and we’ll show no mercy by striking them with the full force of our mighty army. Not only have they aimed to invade our territory, but they have plotted to invade our most valuable servers that includes Fjord, Breeze, Sleet, and Snow Fort.

Such an act will not be tolerated. We will make them regret deciding to even attack this impenetrable force of Nachos. We will not back down from any fight, and we’ll fight until the very end. They will stand no chance against us because we are, my friends, the most powerful and strongest army in Club Penguin. We are the Nachos.

Together, we must rise, Nachos. Rise up and take this challenge. Rise up and show everyone who the Nachos really are. We will rise up together from the shadows of the last few weeks. And we will rise to the top once again to meet our well-deserved glory.

This cannot be done alone, Nachos. We all must work together to rise and to achieve our goal. All of us of have not been as active as we could and should be. That must change now. We will not embarrass ourselves, former leaders, legends, or our very name. We can’t just do this with one or two active people. I mean this all seriousness. We need everyone in order to be successful and to win.

You have a commitment here to all of your fellow soldiers to be there when they need you most. Right now, they need you the most at this very time, this very moment right now. You must not let them down. Finish your homework as fast as you can or take a quick break to get on and fight with your troops. These battles will not last very long, and I believe every single one of you can spare at least 30 minutes of your day for your commitment and love for the Nachos.

We have risen from these situations before, Nachos, and we will do it once more. Rise up Nachos because it’s time for war and more importantly, it’s time to win.

RISE.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

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