Nacho Army of Club Penguin

As many of you know, RPF Leader Elmikey (at least who everyone thinks he is)  posted a “recruiting guide” on the RPF site.

Nacho scientists, intrigued by the high level of cancer cells emanating out of the post, enlisted the NSSA’s top crackers (no racist) to open that shit up. The following is in it’s raw, unaltered form.

[THE FOLLOWING IS PRESENTED IN A FRANK AND EXPLICIT NATURE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. HIG RISK OF DEVELOPING NOOBITIS,]

NSSA Files #258

RPF “Recruiting Guide”

ok as u all no, RPF iz the gretest army of cp army histry. but we dont hav enuff trupes 2 fite nachos. i cant mutilog foreva so we ned 2 recrute trupes

her r sum tips 2 recrute trupes

1. ok we r a reel army wit reel guns and tanks. we rnt the nachos who jus do emots and werds. we r kool cuz we…