How I Learnt That Nachos Don’t Know Their Left From Their Rights, CPAC is Anti-Mancala, And Three Lines Are Better Than One OR How We Demolished AR And See Ourselves Go Through To the LC Finals

IF YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES PC AN OWNER SO THEY CAN ADD THEM, I DIDN’T GET THAT MANY.

Joker: I have added more pictures of the battle at the bottom!

COMMENT IF YOU CAME!

Today, we defeated Army Republic, and saw ourselves go through to the final round of the coveted CPAC Legends Cup, arguably the most respected tournament in the entirety of Club Penguin Warfare [although I’m sure there’s some SMAC tournaments that come close, Shiver can testify this.].

You guys fought very well today, our tactics were excellent, especially considering that none of you seem to know your left from your right. Tip, hold your hands up, and try to make an L shape with your thumb and whatever the hell the first finger is, the one that isn’t backwards is your left. [Admittedly, I still do this.].  Oh, and we managed to max 40, however, some of these were locked out, we usually averaged around 30-35 in throughout the battle.

We started in the forts, half an hour before the battle, which we managed to almost circle, which is really good, considering how long before the battle this occurred. It showed dedication from you guys [<Propaganda, but seriously, it’s still good.]. Where we preformed a nice array of emotes.

The battle begun as Bluesockwa1 [All hail] announced that we must diverge upon the iceberg [you people seriously read this bit?], we outclassed AR in our tactics, and vastly outnumbered them, while they sat in one place doing the occasional [granted, good] tactic, we preformed many frenzies and perfectly timed emote mashings, along with an assortment of phrases. The pinnacle [if you haven’t guessed already, I like this word, hence why it features heavily in my posts] of this phase of the battle was the creation of three separate lines of Nachos, used to perform word tactics.

Entering the second phase, we entered the stadium in a frenzy, before forming an X, we preformed the usual stuff; “DOOM DOOM…”. You get the gist? Right, good. I don’t need to write things down for you to know that we did well in the stadium, there’s some pictures below if you’re still sceptical. I would never lie to you good folk. Much.

And the last part of the battle took place in the mine, AR almost rivalled our size at this point, however, we outperformed them in the tactic department, creating  a “Z” [please note, next time we make a Z, spread out more], before going on to preform frenzies, and finally taking over their line, before a waterfall of money signified the end of the battle.

Thank you to AR for a fun battle.

After the battle, we learnt that Bluesockwa1 is anti-mancla, he  said it was in the Ski Lodge? What. The Freedom for Mancala Players Association [which I’ve recently usurped the presidency of, if it ever existed] does not take kindly to this disgusting oppression on CPAC’s part.

Here’s some pictures, enjoy.

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The next three pics were preformed one after another at rapid speeds.

The next three pics were preformed one after another at rapid speeds.

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See, look at those people who don't know their left from their right.

See, look at those people who don’t know their left from their right.

EWEQ NACHOLOVE

No AR here. Nope, not at all, just keep walking.

No AR here. Nope, not at all, just keep walking.

Joker’s pictures:

Pre-Battle:

We charge the berg.

The battle begins:

Nachos win with a 5-0 vote!

26 Responses

  1. Made it. Good job to everyone in attendance. (I have a video, it will be up soon)

  2. good job nachos now we play with ACP

  3. I made it. Congratulations Nachos! I have full confidence in our ability to win the Legends Cup.

  4. I made it! Great job Nachos!

  5. I was there. Good job nachos, excellent work. :mrgreen:

  6. I was there. We did awesome 🙂

  7. i made it 🙂 this was a lot of fun! good job nachos!

  8. I made it but I was locked out of the rooms

  9. I was there

  10. That looked awesome! Wish I was there! The “May the salsa be with you” tactic is my favorite, it’s so cool!

  11. i missed it but ill be here on next battle for sure p.s. GREAT JOB TO THOSE WHO DID GO!!

  12. Demolish isn’t the right word but we were close to each other

  13. Aw Chrisi, I am SOOOOOOOOOOO hard right now :3

  14. I made it! 🙂

  15. I was there! Let’s get ready for the Finals, Nachos! 😀

  16. I came and suggested the good double stack tactic 😀

  17. I made it I loved it!!!! and I have not missed a event yet!

  18. I made it!!

  19. OMG I AM SRRY I WAS NOT ACTIVE I HAVE SCHOOL NOW YES I KNOWV ITS EARLY BUT THATS MY SCHOOL

  20. […] August 7 – Legends Cup III Semi-Finals […]

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