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My Final Goodbye


Not many of you guys know this about me, but I am a man of few words.
About three years ago, I joined this army aspiring to be one of the best leaders that we’ve ever had. Well, as soon as I made my way through the ranks, I realized something. It’s not the leaders who make history, it’s the soldiers.

I’ve made so many great memories during my tenure, namely our Defense of Fjord against the Doritos. We hit 60 for the first time I’ve ever seen in the Nachos. But, this summer may have been the greatest summer an army has had in three or four years.
Sadly, my reign of leadership has come to an end. I would like to go over some of the best moments that have happened in the Nachos when I was in the army.


Nachos Final Battle With RPF in our long War. Reaching 70+


The First time in years an Army has his 60 on Club Penguin. (Recruiting Session)


Nachos Victory Over the Army of Club Penguin in March Madness. (Nachos go on to win the Tourny)


Nacho Armies 2013 Summer war Slogan that I created. (We didn’t lose a war)


2013 Legends Cup Finals (Maxing 65-70)

Now, I would Like to make a special edit for a Website known as “Club Penguin Army Central” You should honestly stop all of your tournaments and think about how retarded your website really is. Your news is bad, and your judges are even worse. You obviously cannot run a Tournament or a website. If  you call yourselves a new site, I’ve got some news for you.  Your website sucks major asshole.

Now, since I am much too lazy to think of a whole new way to make a retirement post, I’m just going to talk about the people I like, or who has helped me over the years.

Puckley: I love you. You’re the reason I was made Nacho Leader, and you’re the reason i stayed in Nachos for as long as I did.

Ads: Even though you demoted me 8,000 times, and fired me another 2,000 i still got leader, and I thank you for not firing me this generation of the Nachos.

Beeky: Even though at the beginning of our leadership you didn’t do much, I think you’re funny. Like that one time when you got IP Banned from all Word press Websites.

Fido: In 2010, we were pretty good friends, we patrolled everyday, and we became the last 3 Golden Troops there has been.

Jboy: Oh man, where do I start, I’ll start in 2011 when we were both ranking up together. We were planned to be leaders together in 2011 until you became inactive. But, you know, look where we are now. We’re best friends and that is all that matters.

Elmikey: Eh, screw you.

Commando: Get a life you 50 year old pedo.

Pechu: I feel like we haven’t even met. But I know one thing about you. You’re into Pokemon.

122344a: I thank you for training me to be leader. I remember when you paid me 800 xats to make 1 AR event in 2010 also. Maybe i should’ve kept that to myself, but you know, yolo.

Ioioluk: If you didn’t rage hardcore and demoted your troops every other day, I would consider you a good leader. But I still remember when we were in BMA together.

Capn: You’re worse at leading than Funks was. I hope you step down so ACP doesn’t die…

Tori: Even though you’re in ACP, you’re still a pretty  cool cat.

Alessa: You hated me in 2010… You hated me in 2011… And you liked me in 2012! I don’t get it. Just hate someone, or like some one.

Cool (Can Of Juice): When I leave, I might visit our side once a month, so i expect to see 2 UK events a week, and result posts. Keep up the good work.

Tanman626: Thank you for letting me be your golden troop. You’re the reason I am who I am today, You know, besides raging at CPAC for being completely retarded.

Dash: I hope you know this… You have the Brassiest ass in Club Penguin Armies.

Blue1: No, just no…

Blue 2: Fix your website bro.

~Sometimes, I put a tissue on my penis and Pretend it’s a ghost~

-Edd64 Former Nacho Leader

44 Responses

  1. 1st lololoolol

    • All gayness aside,

      Edd, you seem like a pretty good guy and you’ve always seemed to have good intentions, although you can seem to get a little bit angry, but there’s a bit of that in every good leader. I met you when you were 2ic, and then you were promoted to Leader. I was glad that you were, cause you worked hard at leading, and your leading is… pretty damn awesome, once you get down to it.

      Hope you go far in school and stuff, and enjoy retirement island! 😀

  2. I’ll miss you guys. ❤

  3. Bye Edd. Make sure to masturbate and think about me. ❤

  4. NOOOO EDD! nooooooo we’ll miss you Im gonna miss the good old times we used to have………….

    its not gonna be the same without you :/

  5. Good bye Edd, good luck m8 <33

  6. Aww, bye Edd! You were a great leader! 🙂

  7. Rip Edd ❤


  9. Thank you Edd for being an amazing leader thank you for all you have done for the Nacho army. We will all miss you. Bye Edd.

  10. Thank you Edd for being an amazing leader thank you for all you have done for the Nacho army. We will all miss you I hope you will come back. Goodbye Edd

  11. […] Prior to the Final, Edd had announced he planned to retire, regardless of the outcome of the battle. A few hours after the devastating loss which rests upon an otherwise unblemished summer of successes for the Nachos, Edd kept true to his word and released his retirement post. […]

  12. so touching except for the elmilkey partLOLOL

  13. Bye Edd, I wish I’ve had got known you better but you were pretty awesome.
    Good luck in life!
    We’ll miss you. xx

  14. I was going to insert this on your post, but WP’s a dick. But really Edd, even though we didn’t really like each other at first, I had a great time leading with you.

  15. good luck amigo

  16. Bye edd, hope you come and visit every now and then

  17. Good bye Edd, we love you! Also, I bought you a ticket to Retirement Island on the S.S Getthefuckoutofhere

  18. D: Bye Edd! By the way, loved the part about CPAC. xD.

  19. That’s the nicest thing someone’s said to me. *WARY* Bye Edd We will never forget you. I’m sorry i couldn’t make your last event. Good luck in life.

  20. Bye Edd! Thanks for helping me as a better troop

    Screw you elm and commando -_-

  21. Bye Edd, I haven’t been in the Nachos for as long as some people, but since I have joined you have been the funniest and sometimes angriest leader I’ve known. Have fun with life 🙂

  22. Awww, bye Edd D:
    You’ve been an awesome leader and one of the funniest guys I know.
    Many people look up to you, and what you’ve done for us all is amazing.
    See ya around, and good luck in life buddy!
    We’ll miss you, have fun on retirement island 😦

  23. The song…. ;~; I’ll miss you Edd. ❤

    • Seriously though, this song goes so well with the post, I’m trying so hard to hold back the tears from it. 😥

  24. Edd, we barley ever talked, but you will be missed. See you in the future.


  26. Edd, you were a great leader of the Nachos and a really cool guy, it is sad that this day had to come. You will be missed by all of us Nachos. I hope to still see you on chat sometime. Good luck with life and I wish you the best. Adios!

  27. Edd, I’m sorry to see you go. You have been one of my favorite leaders I have ever served under, and lead along side of. I still thank you for giving me a chance for 3ic, even though I had offers from other armies. I didn’t have a long time to lead with you, and I hope you stick around. Best regards.

  28. Goodbye edd 😦

  29. Bye edd! Have a good future! P.S. my favorite comment was commando when he said “get a life you 50 year old pedo” LOL

  30. Bye edd. I shall miss you. I didn’t say goodbye but whoever approves this. Please please say bye to edd.

  31. Today, a great leaves us.
    I love you so much baby, thanks for being the the best troop ever ❤

  32. Bye Edd! Thanks for being a good leader! 🙂

  33. hola edd. the nachos wont be the same VIVA LOS NACHOS

  34. Its really weird that i joined nacho army like a week ago i did not know a thing about armies on cp… but in a week i have learned soo much specially in my 2-3 battles i will always remember after every tactic a great leader named Edd would say “Alright” and then say another tactic sound funny but i really understood the history of nachos and i know you are respected here and so will i always remember you i hope to be like you to keep my word and do something for nachos like you did i think you are an inspiration i want to thank you and i hope on a day i could be a leader and beat rpf in the finals to take the revenge of legends cup IV…. salute to you sir.

  35. 😉

  36. edd seems pretty chill

  37. It’s been great knowing you Edd. You were a great leader and I am glad to have served under you. Thank you for all of your time and commitment to the nacho army and I wish you the best in whatever life throws at you. You will be missed. Goodbye Edd.

  38. Bye Edd, I’m really going to miss you. Sorry I let you and our dream down. 😥

  39. […] Prior to the Final, Edd had announced he planned to retire, regardless of the outcome of the battle. A few hours after the devastating loss which rests upon an otherwise unblemished summer of successes for the Nachos, Edd kept true to his word and released his retirement post. […]

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