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Beeky: Amen

DjPuck: Awomen

The barbaric Rebel Penguin Federation has challenged the authority of our great Empire.

FRIDAY

 Invasion/Cleansing of Cloudy 

Date: Friday, January 3rd

Server: Cloudy (if full or 5 bars, Klondike)

Time:

7:30 pm EST,

6:30 pm CST,

5:30 pm MST,

4:30 am PST,

11:30 pm UK

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DECLARATION OF WAR BELOW:

For months, the nefarious dictator and absolute despot of RPF, Elmikey, has rained his infamous hegemony over the weak-minded and insecure. While the brave and good-intentioned have tried tireless to end his reign, they have been unsuccessful. We know their ill-fated attempt to rule everyone firsthand; they called off their war with us in the summer as they could not handle our brute power. Ever since, we have wanted them gone even more.

The Rebel Penguin Federation must be sent back to where it belongs; dead. Everyone liked them better when they were nearly dead under the leadership of fellows such as our own Oberst451. This new RPF is no longer a representation of what RPF was. No longer are RPF rebelling from UMA. Rather, they are rebelling from logic.

The RPF has refused to stay within their borders and so have ventured onto our servers, autotypers ablaze. The RPF does not abide by rules; rather they feel cheating is the key to all their woes. In recent history, our dear friends, the Dark Warriors were cheated out of a tourney victory by these brutes in an event known as the “Klondike Screwjob” where over 20 RPF were known to have entered rooms early and suffer no penalization. It is akin to the Legends Cup screwjob where RPF were also allowed to enter rooms early and suffer no penalties.

RPF has also gone against the news service Club Penguin Army Central, also known as CPAC. They have attacked CPAC with statements with little to no relevance or solid proof behind them, with outrageous claims such as “CPAC SELLS IPS!” and “CPAC HATES RPF!” Of course, how do you expect a noob army to act when they don’t get their way? This is the same army that campaigned endlessly against “unfairness” and “bullying.”

I ask whoever aligns themselves with these brutish Rebels in the war to reconsider their stance. You all have nothing to fight for. The RPF is not your ally. Fill your pockets and leave in peace; or your army will surely be killed. Not by us. Not by you. But rather by your dear “ally” RPF.

These brutes jumped in on us in our weakest times; with their Allies DCP and ACP. While both the Dorito Army and Army of CP have improved relations with us and were apologetic for their actions, the RPF were not. I, or Puckley, or Beeky, or our entire army for that matter, will not be forgiving for our actions in turn. It is time things come full circle for the Federation. It is time that Elmikey, along with his slave ownership, be exposed for their crimes against everyone.

This Empire will live free; or die. Nothing stops this train. The Imperial Army of the Nacho Empire declares war on the Rebel Penguin Federation.

Edict of the Imperial Nacho Diet

Signed,

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