Nacho Army of Club Penguin

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What are we doing? I don’t know. All I know is that we have an army. Where is that army, though?

Tell me. What are you doing? I can tell very well that we have an army judging by our weekend performance, but that doesn’t mean we can just forget the weekdays. Seriously. Where are we all on the weekdays? I’d surely understand why we didn’t have our weekend sizes on the weekday if only I got an explanation from the troops on why exactly we didn’t. Time and time again, I’ve failed to receive an explanation. Due to this, I’m going to turn to my assumption and instantly assume that all of you are lazy.

Our weekday size matters just as much, if not more, than the sizes we get on the weekend. Failure to have decent weekday events will collapse this army. As an ancient Chinese proverb says, do not fear going forward slowly, fear only to stand still. Our progress is constantly hampered by disappointing weekday events. We can only move forward once we can prove we can attain our weekend sizes on weekdays.

If you are not going to an event, tell us why. If we receive no explanation, we are going to assume that you simply skipped the event.

We are going to stagnate until we can get decent sizes on the weekdays. Until we can get 1unt5 consistently on the weekdays, we are going to stay in this slump. I cannot bring you out of this slump; only those below the owner line can. A leader is nothing without an army to follow him.

Soldiers, I beseech you! Stop dawdling and snap out of your spell of sloth! Fight for Nachonnia! Save it! When Nachonnia rises from the ruins, you alone will be the heroes! To the eventual foundation of a great Empire! To another eight years! All hail Nachonnia!

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