Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Hola Nachos,

I have seen that this war is becoming a huge war. Do not fear about this war, do not fear it will become a world war (cus most probably it will, so just keep calm and carry on). Never fear that we will lose. We are just against Light Troops. Nachos, ACP and Ice Warriors vs. Light Troops. It is going to be alright. So, to calm you people down a bit I copy and pasted Winston Churchill’s “We shall fight them on the beaches” to make it more Club Penguin Army- ish  (that’s a made up word BTW). Here goes:

I have myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our  home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.

At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do.

The Nacho Empire and the ACP Federation, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native soil, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.

Even though  famous Servers have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Doritos and all the odious apparatus of LT rule, we shall not flag or fail.

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Fjord,
we shall fight on the dojos and in the igloos,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our empire, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this army or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Nacho Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

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