Fluffy Edit: I wish you the best in life, Dash. I remember during my noob days seeing you as a WV leader. I was an asshole to you during the WV-Nacho War back in December. My feelings toward you changed when you became a Nacho again. I’ve learned that you should never judge a book by its cover. Peace out, Brass Ass Dash.
Hey Nachos,
Today I say goodbye to a place that I call home.
My army career started in March of 2009 when I saw an army called the Ice Vikings on Club Penguin. As a nooby twelve-year-old, I thought the Ice Vikings sounded SO COOL so I looked them up and decided to fill out a join comment. I only lasted two days in the Ice Vikings because I then I discovered the Nacho Army. I thought the Nachos looked way more fun, so I decided to join them.
Joining the nachos was certainly no regret of mine. I met so many new friends and had fun fighting in wars and battles. I couldn’t believe that a few years later, after a lot of hard work and dedication, I became a leader of the Nachos. The very first war I lead was the classic Nachos vs. ACP in 2012. It was marked as a glorious day in Nacho history when ACP surrendered on July 29th, 2012. This was probably my favorite war of all time, as the Nachos reached sizes of up to 60+. I will never forget this as a peak of my career.
On August 23rd, 2012 I “retired” and took a break from armies for a few months. When I returned, I decided to try a new project. In November of 2012, Zakster invited me to lead the Water Vikings with him and I accepted. The Water Vikings rapidly began to rise, gaining sizes of 45+ with the epic trio of Zak, Dash, and Bep.
This is certainly another place I call home and I wouldn’t change anything. In fact, if I never came to the Water Vikings, I wouldn’t be known today as the pizza rapist.

me lookin’ fine af
So where am I going now? College. What will I do in college? Well, I’ll probably enjoy some wild parties and get drunk every Friday night. Sweet, eh? Don’t worry everyone, I’ll come back and visit every once in a while to check in.
And no, I’m not retiring because we “lost” yesterday (still some bullshit). I have been planning this retirement for a while now. I just don’t have the same motivation anymore as I used to. It’s time for me to pass my leadership position to younger generations.
Thank you for the great memories everyone. I will miss you all-even if I hated your guts.

-Dashing Snow/Brass Ass Dash, Retired Nacho and Water Vikings Leader.
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I didn’t put any names because I love too many of you. 😥
I wish there was a way we could stay connected forever 😦 You we’re an awesome friend and leader.
^^^ same..
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daddy
THAT’S MY LINE
1st, Goodbye Dash, Good Luck with your future endeavors <3.
thanks for being such a great Leader.
Thank you boi. You’re a great troop. Keep up the good work. 🙂
Turns out, i was not 1st. but thanks 🙂
Take care Dash! ❤ Good luck in life.
Have fun in life Dash! Love you man (no homo)
bte
Bai dash, had an excellent time in nachos and WV with you, have a great life ~fluffyboy3
Hope you eat nachos (food we aint cannibals) and we will miss you. You were awesome and we can (kind of) learn from you. Hope you have a good retirement with Edd
Also good luck with college!!
Well Dash, you’ve been a great friend these past few months, and it’s been a pleasure serving alongside you. Have fun in college and stuff. Please visit!
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ily dash u r one of the best wv leaders and a great nacho troops. i will sing gimme pizza for u ❤
good luck in college. ❤
~your former wv 2ic and nachos 6ic (u made me join both armies ily)
Dash, people are editing my comment but you know that i always looked upto you. You were a great leader and i will miss you
cya around buddy
Thank god hes one i hated him
good luck in college hope u the best 😛 ur a great leader 🙂 bye Dash ❤
Bye Dash, have a great time in college 🙂
u better eat ur daily KFC in college
Nooooo 😥 y u leaf us dashypoo? :c
I’ll miss you dad. You were an awesome leader, and even better friend! Chat will definitely show withdrawals symptoms now 😦 You’re by far one of my favorite people on xat. You better keep visiting us *d*. Best of luck with college Dash! ❤
Goodbye to my favorite leader… again. Good luck in life, Dash.
Goodbye (for the 2nd time) to the first person I met in the Nacho Army. I hope you have good luck in life, Dash.
Bye sexy.
Bye pie
hi pie whats up
It was nice working for you even if only for a brief time. Enjoy retirement Dash.
enjoy the rest of life n stuff. leading with you in wv was fun. having pizza in the morning, having pizza EVERYDAY was cool as well. never forgetti whipped cream pouring like waterfalls.
wow bye gl
Bye, Dash. When we worked alongside each other back in the Water Vikings, I can honestly say that it was a pleasure. I wish you the best for your life ahead, and good luck in all future endowments.