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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    • 2,134,001 Nachos (Old site = 1.3 million)
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    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII



We’ve got a problem, jack!

Lets get this straight. Our first loss at March Madness was not a fair loss. Look who our judges were. Our judges were the guys we’re at war with. I don’t understand how that’s a fair loss. It’s not like NW out performed us at the first March Madness battle either. No where at that battle was it a blow out in NW’s favor. Goblin, the CEO of CPAC agreed with me and the other Nachos that it wasn’t a fair loss. He said it wasn’t fair, and he said he’d give all the armies that got fucked/fucked up a chance to prove themselves. He gave a redemption round which we won. Now, a respectable army would have though after we won the redemption round:

“Gee, we’ve got ourselves a good battle here!”

Well, NW clearly didn’t want us in that final. So, we got into our final round battle. They go onto claim we’d have been long dead under their administration in RPF. Well, that’s not true. You guys began to lose that war, and because of it, a shit storm erupted in RPF. You guys got kicked out when we started to win battles, and we won that war fair and square. We won it with concentrated will power and perseverance. The foul play we committed hasn’t been proven, and I even vowed to punish my soldiers if any foul play was proven. None was.

You’re basing “foul play” off of empty claims that we did stuff to you, when we didn’t. You claim we rely on allies, but we don’t. We didn’t ask anyone to declare war on ACP. We gave LT assistance against you guys just like you guys gave ACP assistance against us. We’re not the bad guys here.

The best part is, “If there’s not more than 15 penguins on, then your invasion will be laughed at and ignored.” Well, however many soldiers we get online will gladly piss all over your servers. You can’t make rules up. You’ll be giving us free servers. Fog looks like a nice place to settle too, I’m sure the Nachos will enjoy that server.

You’re here to put us in the grave once and for all? Bring it on, pussies. 


****Nacho leader****


One Response

  1. So basically, if we don’t max 15 during n event, NW won’t bother coming? Wow, such sad, much idiot. We just max 14, and get the server for free. TROLOLOOOLOOOLOLOOLOOOL

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