Nacho Army of Club Penguin

Some new news flashes from the 100% true Tillium News Network…

RPF WORKS BASED OFF UNKNOWN TIME ZONE, STORY DEVELOPING.

A clock was retrieved from former-RPF capital Tuxedo that read the following time:

Nacho Scientists have not yet determined what time zone this “negative time” comes from, but they don’t believe it comes from anyplace good or holy. Story developing as they research more.

RPF OWNER JASON GETS SUCKED INTO THE HELLISH VOID OF LEADERSHIP.

It was recently annoucned that the RPF 2ic, Jason, was taken to one of Elmikey’s satanic rituals and the demon  Elm’s ritual conjured up declared that Jason was to be the new leader of RPF.

Footage of the ritual could not be posted due to risk of conjuring a demon in nacho territory, but it is safe to say this ritual was very bizarre, and quite disgusting. We’ll save you the details so you don’t lose your lunch. But the devil declared Jason was to be promoted, so Elm followed his master’s orders.

PENGUIN ON STEROIDS CAUGHT EJACULATING IN THE STREETS OF TUXEDO.

Luckily, he was wearing pants. But that didn’t save our ears from hearing the horrid sound of his “rawrXD,” and the sound that were to follow. Nasty.

QUESTION OF THE DAY: You’re with your girl PinkPenguin35 at the pizza parlor and this penguin *pictured above* wink emotes at her. wyd?

That’s all for now!

~Pony Eee / Till Wurner, Retired 2ic.

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