Allow me to begin by commenting on how I personally find it hilarious that CPA Central manages to struggle with a Single-Person Elimination bracket with two armies, yet plans to officiate and host a complex “Color War” in their bid once again to take control of the community, even in its dying days. For any of you who believe that the Color Wars are in any way a good idea, you are mistaken. CPA Central proved with the Legends Cup that they are unable to do anything of worth – In fact, we’re still waiting for our trophy and 5000 XAT prize that was promised.
With that being said, the Nacho Army are declining the invitation to join this clusterfuck and I promise you, it’s going to be raided. Like, your little final battle – it’ll be bot raided to high heavens, good luck with a color war then Sammie. Good luck to you, believe me you’ll need it. The Nacho Army is your reigning, defending champions and as the Legends Cup is, let’s face it – the only thing that matters in CPA Central this year since Zing got fired, the Nachos have already proven that when it came to the end of armies, we were the dominant force and we don’t need to prove it anymore.
The Nacho Army is the greatest army in the Club Penguin Community today. That’s a fact, our evidence is the Legends Cup tournament in which we beat several massive armies such as the Ice Warriors and Light Troops, all armies that fell to us. We outlived the Army of Club Penguin, which lets face it – that died in December, despite them claiming to be the number one army of all time. The Nacho Army stands strong now and always did. We didn’t beat the Light Troops on Saturday. We defeated Light Troops and CPA Central’s bias against us. We defeated everyone that stepped to us so quite frankly? We don’t have time to attend some pathetic little ego drive for Sammie and Kingfunks4 as they attempt to relive a history that neither of them were ever actually part of.
CPA Central has fallen. The Nacho Army has risen.
Zing King To
People’s Choice for CEO
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