This is going to be a comment question one, because I have 0 ideas. So answer the question in the comments.

If you were stuck on a desert island, what three objects would you take to survive?

~Chrisi Blule

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I am back from my gruelling Duke of Edinburgh expedition- 2 days of walking in the middle of no where. I also had someone in my group who looked like he was having a heart attack the entire way, needless to say, I wanted to kill a lot of people by the end of it. So, here is this week’s weekly quiz.

I’m sorry if your favourite isn’t here, but I am not including every movie, that would take wayyy too long. So, only films that did really well at the box office are included, so this does mean that there’s some bad movies in here. and some really good ones have probably been left out.

Last week’s results:

“PS4 or Xbox One?”

~Chrisi

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I’m really running low on ideas. Please submit some questions I could ask next time.

As you can see, please give me suggestions, I’m desperate.

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Last weeks results:

When did you join armies?

Something tells me, that the people who voted for 2006 are lying 😆

~Chrisi Blule

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Edit: 😉

We don’t have near enough funny pictures on this site in my opinion.

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COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

Today we successfully defended Tuxedo from the RPF. Both armies were equal throughout the event, and therefore the RPF failed in taking Tuxedo from us [to win an invasion you obviously need more troops than the defenders, not the exact same amounts, which we both had during the battle]. Our size was decent, we averaged around 35, discounting locked-out troops, and maxed around 40. RPF got the same amount of troops as us, but of course, on their site they’ll double the number, even though they clearly had the same numbers as us throughout the events, that’s how RPF logic works.

Tactics were decent, but they could have been a little quicker. Overall we won, so it’s all good.

Both armies began the event in different rooms, we were in the town, RPF was in the Stadium, and upon Kingfunk4’s command, we charged the ice berg, in order to make it a fair battle. Both of us were on par, as stated earlier.

Here are the pictures;

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Pre-Battle

Main Battle:

Robecuba’s Pictures:

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Event over. Nachos win. Brace yourselves for the results

LOG ONTO CLUB PENGUIN NOW!

TO FIGHT THE RPF ON TUXEDO

COME ON OUR CHAT XAT.COM/NACHOSARMYOFCP TO RECEIVE ORDERS

FIGHT THE [CHEATING] RPF. 

“Mess with the best, die like the rest”

Server: Tuxedo

Room: Ice Berg

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I know some of you don’t like profanities on chat, however, there is a simple thing that you can do to stop them from showing.

Click “Read More” 

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Note: This is a post with that has been created with the intention of being slightly humorous [Notice “slightly”]. I’ll put your comments into the spam section RPF peoples if you act like this is the worst post to ever grace Club Penguin Armies, or argue with you, depending on whether I feel like it. Edit: Oh wait, I can’t because someone de-editored me! >;@

New evidence has came to light, that Commando717, founder of RPF, is indeed, a terrorist. Who has successfully harmed Club Penguin on numerous occasions.

The evidence arose, after Elmikey, some RPF dude who’s RPF’s leader or something, declared Nacho Covert Agent #82782627 Fido1625, a ‘Club Penguin terrorist’.

The now defunct NSSA archives were raided by Club Penguin Lawyer Lord, Chrisi Blule’s, agents, where incriminating Youtube videos of Commando717 were discovered, which showed him committing acts of terrorism on Club Penguin, including, setting off a nuclear bomb.

When asked why the NSSA archives were raided, Chrisi Blule responded with this statement;

The NSSA archives were raided for numerous reasons, the first being, that I was bored, and there’s some cool stuff in there, but the second is, we couldn’t handle Agent Fido being declared as a terrorist, when Commando clearly is one himself.

Chrisi Blule has recently denied allegations of corruption. His good friend, Silvio Berlusconi confirmed that he is corruption-free.

We Make Stories Completely Made Up By Chrisi Blule, can now bring you, the reader, an example of the evidence.

The CP Lawyer Lord Court demands Commando’s immediate appearance in a court case which is to be scheduled in the coming weeks. Until then they have released this statement;

Commando717 is a dangerous individual, he will stop at nothing to see Club Penguin burn, we ask that you stay in your homes until this hooligan is brought to justice. If you spot him, please call 982382983292038, do not attempt to apprehend him yourself, we can not allow any more people to suffer under him.

Be aware readers. You’re in danger!

~Ronald Bush Reagan Jr Jr Jr Jr

Ronald is a very good reporter, having notably been an editor on sex magazine “Porn Weekly”, he has since began his own drug trafficking ring, and sees himself as a contender for the upcoming President of the World position  once he’s dealt with the pesky US Government, who still won’t allow him to grow drugs. 

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Edit: LOOK AT ALL THOSE COMMENTS THAT I CAN’T APPROVE 😦

Btw, I hate you, whoever de-editored me.

Last weeks results;

HAHA, FOOTBALL [REAL FOOTBALL, NOT HANDEGG] WON.

Basically, someone un-editored me, which is upsetting, because I was a super-duper-awesome editor, who actually did stuff 😦 YOUR INTERNET CENSORSHIP IS WORSE THAN NORTH KOREA’S – yeah, how’s that for an insult?

And on the topic of censorship, here’s a song about censorship…

-Chrisi Blule

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So, next week’s Weekly Quiz is being done early, as I’m going on holiday, and therefore, won’t be able to make it.

Sooo…

And, btw to the Americans, football [like actual football, not handegg] won’t win because this is a predominately American site, but it’s still the most popular sport in the world 😆

Last week’s results

What is your favourite social network?

Facebook  28% 

I don’t like any 19% 

Instagram 14% 

Twitter 13%

Other 11% 

Google + 8%

MySpace [Lol.] 6%

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So Facebook is the Nacho’s favourite social network? Interesting.

Thanks

~Chrisi Blule

Vine 1%

LinkedIn 0%

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