Nacho Army of Club Penguin

We went on a 5 minute raid for 5 minutes, in the morning, and got about 8 at one point, ’twas cool.

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Recently there has been some occasional problems connecting to our Xat chat [Xat.com/nachosarmyofcp]. The problem is that when trying to load the chat there is simply a white screen. Unfortunately, I don’t know how you can fix this [if anyone knows how, please leave a comment ;)], however, if you keep refreshing the chat will work again eventually – usually in around 2-3 minutes time.

Thank you.

And remember, to come on our chat if you don’t already!

~Chrisi

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Have a look at the results of our raid again RPF >>>HERE<<<

Have a look at some tips to get a promotion >>>HERE<<<

Fun fact: On average, there is one weekly quiz per 59 weeks.

The best part about Facebook is laughing at the idiots on there. Hence why on Twitter, I only follow people who aren’t complete idiots.

~Chrisi Blule

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[Yeah, I’m back, ha, your life is ruined] I know this looks like quite a bit of text, and I know you’re probably sick of massive posts full of texts, but this reallly isn’t that big, and it’s important, and WILL help you during your time in the Nachos.

Coming to events is the best way to earn promotions. Everyone knows that. However, if you are not a good troop during events, then the likelihood of getting a promotion is low! The vast majority of you however, are really good during events- I’m impressed! But there’s one or two things that you guys need to work on.

The first is- DO NOT BE AFK [Away From Keyboard] during an event, if you’re on chat during an event, then you are expected to log on to Club Penguin, if an owner sees that you are constantly AFK during events, they’ll probably think that you’re a lazy troop, and you may end up being demoted. Of course, everyone goes AFK occasionally,  but please, if you’re going AFK, and you know we’re going to be logging in for an event, or you’re going AFK during an event, then please close the chat, so that we don’t have to think that you’re just being lazy.

Number 2- Remember to keep side conversations to a minimum. Try not to have conversations during an event, it distracts troops from  the tactics, and therefore makes us perform really bad at the event- which we of course don’t want, as we’re the most powerful army in Club Penguin at this current moment.  If you really need to talk to someone, then private chat them- but you should keep checking back on main every few seconds to make sure that you don’t miss any tactics.

Number 3- An easy one, make sure that you follow tactics quickly, and do exactly what the leader says, this shows that you’re a really good troop if you do this.

Number 4- Don’t lead, unless the leader tells you to. This confuses other troops, and makes them perform tactics that they shouldn’t be, which could jeopardise the event for us! Note: The highest rank online is always leader at the start of an event, until they allow someone else to lead! Yes, that means that even if the highest rank online[although this is very unlikely to happen] is a Private First Class- then you listen to them! 

And they’re the only tips I can think of for now, if in doubt, ask an owner!

Thanks.

And because it won Best Music Video at the Kerrang! Awards 2013, here’s Pierce the Veil [Ft.Kellin Quinn] -King for a Day.  It’s not all screaming, I promise.

~Chrisi Blule

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It has been awhile since the last poll, and as always, it remains supreme to Puckley’s sidebar rubbish. Clearly you all love Chrisi the most.

In the comment section, below, please tell us what your favourite pizza toppings are, and if you don’t like pizza, please tell us why.

And so, that concludes this weeks magnificent poll. Remember that answering the poll helps your chances of getting a promotion at the end of the month, as commenting on the site is one way to prove to the leaders that you are active. [Going on chat regularly, and going to events are the two other important factors]. I feel like a propaganda specialist here.

Image of the week;

It’s a shame that as a Brit, we only have crumpets.

And for added viewing pleasure, Mallory Knox, a band who are going to become very big in the UK.

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Puck posted a video of hand egg, so here’s one for football. And a nice question to answer.

Question: Who do you want your club to buy in the summer? [be realistic, and remember to say which club you support ;)]

Unfortunately it’s for last season, instead of this season, but this season hasn’t finished yet, so it doesn’t matter.

Notice Cabaye, Cisse [x2], Ryan Taylor and Ben Arfa <33333333 Cisse be all like f*** physics.

And here is Juninho, because he’s amazing, and will blow your mind.

~Chrisi

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Here’s a nice inspirational post, from your’s truly, Chrisi.

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Because f*** the “Daily Weekly poll”, mine’s the original *D*

So for this poll, you’re going to need the comment box.

So, please answer these questions in the comments;

Who is your favourite singer?:

Who is your favourite band?:

What is your favourite genre of music?:

Let the fan wars commence.

Please note that Justin Bieber, One Direction, Taylor Swift, fun. and Nickelback are not considered musicians, because they are talentless, thank you.

~Chrisi Blule

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Today, we battled the Light Troops. Nope, I jokes, the Light Troops were too scared to fight us, because we were big. Very big. It was a fantastic event. You guys showed that we are still the best army in the whole of Club Penguin, and will always hold that position. For the past year, we have been the most consistent army, we have dominated the Top 10. And remember, we can push ourselves even further. The competition will always be tough, but we are Nachos, and we tend to kick competition in the face, and laugh at it.

Today, we maxed around 40 troops, which is fantastic! I doubt any other armies were anywhere near this standard this week. We probably averaged around 35 troops. And our tactics were amazing. I witnessed the greatest ever frenzy that I have seen, in my long career in armies.

Remember that this was a promotion event! Meaning if you came, you got a promotion! [So don’t forget to comment]

Also, some lucky people were given chat promotions for 3 days for doing so well at this event!

Pictures from Puckley:

Puck Edit: Absolutely amazing job today, Nachos! All the leaders could not be more proud of you guys! Let’s not stop here though! Let’s continue this into next week and beyond!

Additional pictures from Pyjamas, Beeky, and Beep:

~Chrisi Blule

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Edit: I request that this post is kept up on the Nacho site, because it’ll get us more views. 🙂

So, I posted a comment in response to Waterkid’s post on CPAC, but he decided to delete it, WHAT KIND OF IDIOT CAN’T HANDLE A LITTLE BIT OF CRITICISM?

Here is Water’s post; >>HERE<<

And my comment, which I’m viewing in CPAC’s trash is here;

“I don’t believe you understand what a satire is. Unless of course the irony of this post is that Pain is comparable to yourself.”

I think it’s disgusting that you can not take some criticism, I understand why you delete my comments from Pirate’s site, but you should not have any right to delete them from CPAC, I humbly urge that the Blue Brothers reconsider Water’s posistion at CPAC if he carries on oppressing every slight criticism.

Oh, and Water, you know who else used censorship? Hitler.

Good day.

~Chrisi Blule

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