Site Stats.

Some statistics about the site, they’re quite interesting.  So, I thought I’d post them. Yay.

Fun fact: In the past year, no one from North Korea has viewed the Nacho site. I wonder why.

If you can’t see the images, right click on the one that you’re currently looking at, click “copy image url”, then copy and paste the link into a new tab.

Number 1: Site views per month

Number 2: Top Authors Ever.

Please note, that this only includes when people have actually clicked on that person’s post/page.

Number 3:

Site referrals

We got quite a few from 4chan, because of PR. Hehe.

Number 4:

Current top commenters.  People with the most comments, per the newest 1000.

And that’s all for now.

The poll of the week will be out on Sunday. Even though I’m fairly certain that I’ve already did this week’s. I’m not sure to be fairly honest, I’ve completely lost track of time during these holiday’s.

Please note I won’t be on for a few days, Remember to try and make the events that have been scheduled people. Especially the PB against Army Republic, we need to try and get at least over 40, which I’m sure we can do.

~Chrisi Blule

Results of That Long Post of Polls

Thank you for participating, here are the results.

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Weekly Poll #18||Mascots

So, I’m working my way through everyone’s ideas for the poll. Here is the first. [Credit to Dancer]

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Last week’s results:

Do you actually like nachos [THE FOOD]?

Yes                      106                  75%

No                       19                    13%

They’re ok.       17                     12%

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Thanks

~Chrisi Blule

Breeze Riot.

Please note, that these riots do not mean that we’re at war with ACP.

Today, after the Legends Cup final, we rioted on Breeze, against the ACP, along with AR and UMA, RPF showed up to stop us. But the pink colour that we had donned shone through their oppression.

The citizens of Breeze, are currently a little shaken.

You don’t get much better looking than my bunny ears.

~Chrisi Blule

No RPF. You’re Ruining Everything.

Chrisi Edit: Incase it wasn’t clear enough, this is a joke. A JOKE  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke I would like to take the opportunity to remind you guys of the fact that we have a peace treaty that can not be broken without consequence. Good day.

Please note, my views are not representative of the Nachos army, well they probably are, but they’re not “officially”. And of course we take official things seriously in the Nachos. Brb, cracking myself up.

Edit: During the making of this post, Nacho chat refreshed for everybody, RPF, I can’t believe you’d stoop this low.

First they ruin recruiting, and now they do this.

This, poor, poor RPF troop was clearly DDoS’ed by the evil RPF. RPF, this behaviour is disgusting. I can not believe that you would do such a thing. You are ruining armies with this kind of behaviour. This troop, had to not only buy a new router, but a whole new computer! Even after they turned their router off, and unplugged it, the internet traffic flowing into the computer was just too great, causing it to explode. This was a traumatic event for Snoopy565. Her parents have banned her from watching TV and have proceeded to confiscate her phone. She delivered this message via smoke signals.

This naturally isn’t the first time you fiends have DDoS’ed anyone. As Joker’s post >>>HERE<<< clearly shows, you have DDoS’ed multiple people. 

I call Club Penguin Armies to imprison Elmikey immediately.

This post was written after the events of Club Penguin’s Twenty-Thirteen, a novel about a man in the dystopian-reality of Naval Ship 2, a province in the totalitarian nation of Federationia. 

~Chrisi Blule

Credits to Shadow for making me want to write a post about RPF, although I couldn’t use his exact idea, due to some problems getting the correct pictures.

[POLL(S)] It’s Sometimes Good To Do These Things

Sometimes, it can be really helpful to determine the general demographic of an army, and what time people can make events, etc, as it means we can help improve the army, and try to keep everyone happy. So, please can you take a couple of minutes of your time to answer the questions in the polls. Please note, that these polls are completely anonymous, and in no way can we gather any information about you as an individual, don’t worry, your details are safe. We can’t see them. If you’re still worried, then you don’t need to participate.

For the next question, if you don’t know your timezone, click >>HERE<<.

 

How I Learnt That Nachos Don’t Know Their Left From Their Rights, CPAC is Anti-Mancala, And Three Lines Are Better Than One OR How We Demolished AR And See Ourselves Go Through To the LC Finals

IF YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES PC AN OWNER SO THEY CAN ADD THEM, I DIDN’T GET THAT MANY.

Joker: I have added more pictures of the battle at the bottom!

COMMENT IF YOU CAME!

Today, we defeated Army Republic, and saw ourselves go through to the final round of the coveted CPAC Legends Cup, arguably the most respected tournament in the entirety of Club Penguin Warfare [although I’m sure there’s some SMAC tournaments that come close, Shiver can testify this.].

You guys fought very well today, our tactics were excellent, especially considering that none of you seem to know your left from your right. Tip, hold your hands up, and try to make an L shape with your thumb and whatever the hell the first finger is, the one that isn’t backwards is your left. [Admittedly, I still do this.].  Oh, and we managed to max 40, however, some of these were locked out, we usually averaged around 30-35 in throughout the battle.

We started in the forts, half an hour before the battle, which we managed to almost circle, which is really good, considering how long before the battle this occurred. It showed dedication from you guys [<Propaganda, but seriously, it’s still good.]. Where we preformed a nice array of emotes.

The battle begun as Bluesockwa1 [All hail] announced that we must diverge upon the iceberg [you people seriously read this bit?], we outclassed AR in our tactics, and vastly outnumbered them, while they sat in one place doing the occasional [granted, good] tactic, we preformed many frenzies and perfectly timed emote mashings, along with an assortment of phrases. The pinnacle [if you haven’t guessed already, I like this word, hence why it features heavily in my posts] of this phase of the battle was the creation of three separate lines of Nachos, used to perform word tactics.

Entering the second phase, we entered the stadium in a frenzy, before forming an X, we preformed the usual stuff; “DOOM DOOM…”. You get the gist? Right, good. I don’t need to write things down for you to know that we did well in the stadium, there’s some pictures below if you’re still sceptical. I would never lie to you good folk. Much.

And the last part of the battle took place in the mine, AR almost rivalled our size at this point, however, we outperformed them in the tactic department, creating  a “Z” [please note, next time we make a Z, spread out more], before going on to preform frenzies, and finally taking over their line, before a waterfall of money signified the end of the battle.

Thank you to AR for a fun battle.

After the battle, we learnt that Bluesockwa1 is anti-mancla, he  said it was in the Ski Lodge? What. The Freedom for Mancala Players Association [which I’ve recently usurped the presidency of, if it ever existed] does not take kindly to this disgusting oppression on CPAC’s part.

Here’s some pictures, enjoy.

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The next three pics were preformed one after another at rapid speeds.

The next three pics were preformed one after another at rapid speeds.

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See, look at those people who don't know their left from their right.

See, look at those people who don’t know their left from their right.

EWEQ NACHOLOVE

No AR here. Nope, not at all, just keep walking.

No AR here. Nope, not at all, just keep walking.

Joker’s pictures:

Pre-Battle:

We charge the berg.

The battle begins:

Nachos win with a 5-0 vote!

Weekly Poll #17

So, with the war against RPF over, we’re back to our peaceful [lol.] selves.

And here is the poll for this week.

Thank you to Fido for the question. [FEEL FREE TO SUGGEST QUESTIONS GUYS]

Last Weeks Results

Favourite movie of 2013? [High-grossing only]

Answer Votes Percent
Iron Man 3 14 18%
Oz the Great and Powerful 10 13%
Epic 10 13%
Man Of Steel 8 10%
Fast and Furious 6 7 9%
Now You See Me 6 8%
The Purge 4 5%
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters 3 4%
Identity Thief 3 4%
A Good Day to Die Hard 3 4%
The Hangover: Part III 3 4%
GI Joe: retaliation 2 3%
Olympus Has Fallen 2 3%
Gangster Squad 1 1%
Star Trek: Into Darkness 1 1%
Oblivion 0 0%

Thanks

~Chrisi Blule

RPF, Stop Lying, Please.

Rant.

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An In Depth Analysis of RPF Tactics.

In this community, tactics have evolved to become the pinnacle of a battle. The results of a close battle hinge upon the army with the best tactics.

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