ACP Stupid Soldier -Credit to Buck [Retsphe]

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chrisiblule's avatarNacho Army of Club Penguin

Viva la propaganda.

ACP is an army that chooses to consider this world of warfare to be much alike to the real world, and so begins the first moral of this post.

Club Penguin Armies will never suffice to your daily lives. Yes, they are great, they are fun, you will meet some amazing people here, that you would not have had the chance to in your real life. But due to ACP’s policy of ACP being more important than real life, you have many of their troops doing things like, skipping school to come to events. I am glad that [as far as I know] none of our troops skip school to come to events, and yet we’re still winning this war, that just goes to show that our troops are more numerous, and have a better personality, our troops are less likely to bitch about things, unlike the ACP’s…

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Results of Ice Cold

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We won 😀

Yes, despite them invading us at 6am Est, we won. Because we’re awesome. (Also if you didn’t notice I’m leader again).

How ACP can claim victory is beyond me, we were bigger than the for most the event, and had better tactics, hell one of our pics, I took from THEIR site because it shows us to be bigger, like most their pics. Wolfie also got us a lot of pics as well, thank you Wolfie.

We spent much of our time battling in the Town, Casa Fiesta  and Berg, we dominated the town and Berg. And what’s even funnier is that the ACP logged on at 7am GMT, when it was at 12, that much preparation, and they still couldn’t win, they really do need to learn how to admit defeat.

When we first logged on, hence the smaller size. ^

And this is when we begun to dominate…

^From ACP site^

Good Day

~Chrisi

I have a lot to say, but a small post to say it.

Update: ACP are now deleting our comments, good job ACP.

Edit: I suggest reading another post, a bit like this, only better, >here<

Edit2: ACP admits defeat on Fjord.

The leaders (owners) of ACP are the most hypocritical people within the whole of CP wafare.

A bold statement, and likely one that is considered by many to be true. While I have no doubt they have good reason to be so hypocritical, in that they love their army, it disgusts me that they brandish others, for what they are.

The ACP say we never admit defeat, this is false. They call us childish, this is false. [But true in some ways, as most of us are children] We have already admitted defeat within this war, a fair few times, however, when we quite clearly defeat the ACP they claim victory, or in the case of Fjord, they declare it a tie, please, tell me how an invasion/defence could ever be a tie? I would love to hear of an invasion in real life that resulted in a tie. ( Although, in a real war, there are no winners, only losers.) However this is CP warfare, but whatever, there may be a tie in a war, but not a battle. We won the battle of Fjord. 

ACP cropped us out of the pictures on their site, that is simply admitting defeat in itself. Now ACP, I believe you think you’re winning this war, when you are not, and I can not wait to hear of your plans to “crush” the Nachos, even though I think that is impossible, but do carry on, it shall be interesting. Maybe we can make a plan to “crush” you to, and we’ll see which occurs first, wouldn’t that be fun?

Anyway, I imagine the sentences in this post don’t link together well, and I don’t care if they don’t, I have no desire to make a piece of art, only a post to portray my scattered thoughts, in an attempt to link them together. If you consider this a master piece, I shall adore you. But consider you a fool. Good day, I believe I’ve went mad.

~Chrisi Blule

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Retirement of Vick44

Hello Nachos, I know I have not been very active lately and I have realized it is time for me to hang up my sombrero and retire

I came back to nachos about a month ago because I missed cp armies and in the beginning I really enjoyed being back but, as time went on I realized that I am to old for cp armies. Fighting ACP did not give me the same kick it use too.

I am not going to go off and recap my career in cp armies. This is because of two reasons. It is not THAT impressive and I don’t remember half of it XD.

I will take this time however to go on a bit of a rant. One of my fondest memories in the nachos was being promoted from a privet to a coperal. This goes out to all member troops, not just in nachos but in cp armies: The whole “be loyal to the army, not the rank” is not entirely true. Yes, you don’t want to be a army slut(Hurricanex) and move from army to army but, if you feal you are being under appreciated by your army, then I beg you to find a new one. It is so easy for owners to talk about loyalty, when they forget what it feels like to be a simple troop.

Despite that rant I just made, I have had a lot of fun in cp armies and met a lot of people I will never forget…Well, I may forget some of you.

Joker: At times one of my cest friends on chat. You are a funny guy and we have had a lot of good times. One more hug bro(hug)

Dash: Great leader, cool guy, brass a**, what more can I say?

Pern: Though you will never see this and I might mean nothing to you, you were still my first leader in nachos…

Tan: Ah tanny, my little noob buddy. We both joined nachos on about the same day. I am very proud of the legend that you have become. I am going to miss you bud.

Vendetta/king kong/cookies: You’re an a**hole, but in my opinion the most under rated leader in cp army histroy.

korei: You’re just an a**hole XD

Tomb: You taught me so much in cp armies. Words can not describe what you have ment to me in my career.

Ads: ehh…you were cool

Billy: You may have forgottem about me but we use to be close friends

Supperz: Another cool guy who had a natural ability it lead armies.

Nick(not tomb): You can make NW grow, I know you can do it!

Cowboys: See ya!

50 cent: I am going to miss your constant rebellions and complaints….kept things interesting around here.

King: Same thing as ads

Emma: I wish you would of stayed with NW, you were a good troop

Puckley: I am going to miss you as leader. You connected with the troops very well. Oh, and if you could send a life time supply of lemons to retirement island for me, that would be great.

Well I think that about does it(sorry if I forgot you). To all the nachos: it has been a honor fighting along side you. To all those grammar nazis out there:Get over yourselves, no one gives a crap. I may go on chat for a few more times to say good-bye to everyone.

So, for hopefully the last time,
-Vick44
“Hard work guarantees you NOTHING but, without it you wont achive anything”

A currently stress-free Chrisi Blule

Beeky Edit: Fiffy’s on the site. He just hasn’t posted anything.

Ah, finally, I’ve finished all but one of my controlled assessments, which is great news as it means I can be active for the next 7 weeks or so until I retire. Next week at school I can’t really see my self doing anything in my classes, as it’s the last week of school this year, next year, I really do need to retire, as I’ll be doing most of my GCSE exams, and won’t be able to be very active at all (yes, worse than the last two weeks) , as they pretty much dictate what I’ll be doing for the rest of my life.

I thought I’d make this notification, as I’ve noticed we’ve had a distinct lack of posts that aren’t results posts, why’s that? D:

I’d like to thank Puck  for putting in 500000000000000% effort :D. But it is surprising that most of the other owners are off school, and aren’t making posts, I’m pretty sure none of you are on vacation, I’m sorry if I’m wrong about that *wary*.

So I made a nice list of when owners last made posts, and made a self-explanatory colour system to tell you whether that’s good or bad :).

*-Marks “Serious Concern”

Chrisi Blule: July 7th*

Dash: July 8th*

Beeky: July 9th*

Zak: June 27th*

Tan: July 3rd

Puck: July 12th

Harry: July 2nd

Dj: June 21st*

Fiffy: Not on the site, lolwut? Please PC me D;

I gave all the leaders (including myself :O- I shall forever go down in history as “Chrisi the Honest” *wary*) astericks, as we should really post more, we are leader after all.

So while I know you’ve all probably been active on chat, I really really need you guys to start posting, it’s a good way of bringing recruits into the army, as someone is hardly going to join an army that never posts.

Anyway, that was me saying “Hi”.

~Chrisi Blule

Weekly Quiz #5

I forgot I was doing this XP, anyway, I won’t be able  to post for the rest of the weekend, as WP doesn’t work too well on my Aunty’s computer, for some reason the publish-box-bit-thing isn’t there, so I figured I may as well post it now :D.

Reminder: Patrolling+

As you know, we are currently in a time of war, with the ACP, they WILL raid our servers, this means that it is of the utmost importance that you patrol daily (and spy on ACP -hehe).

Please, check the Empire Page >>>HERE<<< to see what servers to patrol.

If you see any ACP on the server report it to an owner (or mod if no owners are on) immediately! 

Remember, patrolling can also be just having fun on CP with your friends, as long as you’re on one of our servers, it’ll be helpful, and make the Nachos a greater army.

~Chrisi Blule

Results of PB against LT!

Well, that didn’t happen, it was terrible… LT was a no show. So we raided ACP, and may have declared war on them in the process… it was all Puck’s idea, I swear *wary*

So we all started in the cove, and then went to the Snow Forts, and then surprised ACP in the Stadium, the look on their beaks… priceless.  I deleted that last line because it seemed too ACP-y ( I LOVE YOU GUYS REALLY <3)

Our size was pretty good, we probably maxed in the high twenties, and our tactics were perfect, a very big well done to everyone! You guys are simply awesome at the minute.

I couldn’t resist inserting a reference to our lovely tactic;

“A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.” ~Napoleon Bonaparte

We offer you more… fun.

~Chrisi Blule