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    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII



Retirement of Stone523

I am retiring, which means it’s the last time you’ll be seeing this: \(º0º)/

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Attend events for membership!

Wednesday, September 7th

 Invasion of Parka

 8:30 PM UK

3:30 PM EST

2:30 PM CST

1:30 PM MST

12:30 PM PST



To join the chat, click on your name! You have a green pawn and are on the top of the users list! [Xat gives you a funny default name]



Pacific (PST) | Mountain (MST)| Central (CST) | Eastern (EST)

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Dicks out for Stone/Camp

Hello, minions

Today we held Stone/Camp’s retirement event. We didn’t max as much as I wanted, but we had a good time. We said our goodbyes to Stone/Camp and streaked across White House. This was definitely a better last event than the other shitty one we had. Anyway, we all said our final goodbyes to Stone/Camp and sent them on their way. Although, Camp will probly be back in about 3 days because he’s a weeb with no life. We maxed about 20 Pictures:



~We don’t march to the beat of the drums, we hear maracas!~



This is a bit overdue and a little last minute notice, but Camp/Stone have both retired this week. We had a pretty shitty what I’d call “final event” for Stone at 3:30 today, and I think both Camp/Stone deserve a better event than 12 soldiers at a crappy no show invasion. So in the 36 hours or so we have, we’re doing Camp/Stone’s last event. Anyone who sees this stickied post, I ask that you attend this out of respect for what Camp/Stone did for the Nachos. Attend for them. Attend for something greater than yourself. If you don’t attend this battle, you’re doing a dishonor to all that Camp/Stone did for the Nachos.




Date: Sunday, August 28th



7:30 PM UK

2:30 PM EST

1:30 PM CST

12:30 PM MST

11:30 PM PST

Be there, be naked, or be a dick. This is for Stone/Camp. Lets get at least 20+.

~We don’t march to the beat of the drums, we hear maracas!~


Invasion of Fjord [RESULTS]

Hola Nachos!

Today we took back Fjord from the Gigi Hadid army, who ausia invaded our capital the day we got defaced (pretty cheap imo). Thanks to everyone who came, however we might have to invade it again tomorrow because CPA decided we have to reschedule the invasion. We maxed 10, read on for pictures!

Update: CPA realised their mistake and counted the invasion 😀

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The late August/September drop

Well fellas, the August/September drop is here and there is nothing to be afraid of. It happens every year, and as the standard of size changes in armies, so will the September drop. Last year we lost 3 great leaders at the end of the summer (Beeky, Puckley and Edd64) and this year we’re losing another 2 (Stone and Camp). Basically what happens is that people go inactive and attempt to get settled for the upcoming school year. Your job (The Nacho Army) is to keep your head high and attend events as often as possible. We always get through this. Our goal in maximum size will be 15 or so soldiers. I’d consider that a strong September performance if we can get 15 consistently at events.

Homework doesn’t take forever, events are 20-30 mins a day. Everyone can take 20 minutes out of their day to attend an event. I’ll be making a post to find out what time is good for you guys in terms of events. Adios.

~We don’t march to the beat of the drums, we hear maracas!~


Retirement of Camperjohn64

I officially joined the Nachos in early 2010 (after spending tiny parts of 2009 ‘observing’) and I was in and out during all that time. I have had a lot of fun moments with people in this community. I’ve now reached a point where I can no longer stick around. NewCamp


I wish I could make a huge story about some amazing moments or achievements, but I have so many moments I really have enjoyed and I don’t think I really achieved many ‘praise worthy’ things. I’ve been a pain in the ass for a lot of people over the years. 

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Kings give us Aurora

I can upgrade the server level later, welp we got Aurora. I’ll probly go for a couple more servers and call it a day.

Weekly Poll #8 – Return

Hola Nachos! 😀

During the RPF war there was a lack of Weekly Polls, so I think now is a good time for a new one! Look to the left sidebar of the website to find the new poll and to vote there! The results of the last poll are below on this post.

This Weeks Poll: When does your Summer Break end? 😦


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Re-acquiring land

Hey, Nachos.

This is my first post since the deface, and it’s on a new account unfortunately. It looks like I probly won’t be getting it back. Anyway, since the war is over, we’re making a server trade with the Army Republic to get the land we want set in order. We re-acquired Big Snow, Caribou and Klondike. 3/3 leaders agreed in the Nachos, and AR has no leadership-majority agreement laws. Sairal and retired legends agreed, so we’re good to go. Here’s the picture:

So there you have it, we have most of our former nation back. We’re probly not going to expand much more. If there’s one thing I learned from this war, don’t be greedy. Had I not pursued Matterhorn, we would have our whole nation…but RPF wouldn’t be serverless. Remember, controlling a small empire isn’t a bad thing. Person1233 controlled a grand total of 3 servers when he led and look how big the Nachos were. The Swiss have never been conquered and look how small they are. We might even shrink our nation in the future, but for now we’ll keep it the way it is.

~We don’t march to the beat of the drums, we hear maracas!~