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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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Armies aren’t dying

Sup, Nachos

Armies aren’t dying. I’m one of these people who likes to look back at history once in awhile. The year I joined armies was 2011. I was an ACP grunt on the front line fighting in the Battle of Fog. There was gunfire everywhere. I thought ACP was the biggest force I’d ever seen. Well, Up until a few weeks ago, I’d have say that 2011 was probly the biggest armies ever were.

Guess what? Guess! You won’t! Guess already! Come on Guess!!

Well, I was wrong!

Lets use the time machine and take it to way back when.

March 2011– ACP is at war with NW. Both armies are pretty freaking big. Here are some pictures:

ACP, the number 1 army.

Does that look like 140 people to you? Does that look like 80 to you? F*ck no.

Lets look at 2 more armies, The Night Warriors and Nachos.

That’s your number 2 army. In today’s CPAC, NW would probly be at the number 5 spot. This is Vendetta’s Night Warrior’s. Supposedly the only army that rivaled ACP.

This is a picture of the Nacho army under the guidance of the Nacho holy trinity, Tanman626, Puckley, and Ads/Joker.

Not knocking any of those four’s leaderships what so ever, but is this really that big to you?

I’m no Tanman626, Puckley, Ads or Joker in my leading skills, but I think Dan and I have maxed more than this?

Flash back 2 more years from 2011, 2009

Person 1233’s leadership. This is probly the biggest armies ever were. I’m gonna give you Nacho and ACP pictures.

https://i0.wp.com/i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/NachoMammothCvoe.jpg

https://i0.wp.com/i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg176/Person-Nacho/46NACHOWOO.jpg

Yeah, People claim that in 2009, armies maxed 150. ACP and the Nachos claim to have maxed these sizes. I wasn’t there where as in 2011, I was.  This is a f*ck load of people in these pictures. 46 Nachos is a lot.

 

Have people surpassed these sizes? This is a lot of people. Let’s find out!

Fast forward 4 years from 2009, 2013.

Zenith of Nacho-RPF power.

July 2013.

This is the month RPF claimed to have maxed 70+ soldiers. I’m gonna be real here, I led RPF in that month and era. We didn’t max 70. We probly had like 50-55 soldiers tops. BUT!!!!! RPF WAS STILL FREAKING MASSIVE. Not gonna leave out the Nachos though.

A lot of Nachos right?

These sizes are similar to the 2009 sizes, but not the 2011 sizes.

Lets look at this weeks top armies.

We won’t compare it with 2009 or 2013. Those are clearly the years that armies were at their zenith. 2011 though? Great freaking year right? Golden age of all types of armies — small/medium/large/world power. But….. There are armies that max more than ACP-Nachos-NW right now? Does that mean….. Armies aren’t dying? Does that mean…. Armies might even be bigger? Maybe!

I’m gonna use 2 weeks ago’s top 10 pictures because the last two top 10’s sucked.

These sizes are good  ass sizes! People say the community is dying, but look at this picture! Look at it! This is an army that doesn’t multilog!  Is it that far off from 2013? It surpasses 2011 for sure! It didn’t surpass 2009, but what can you do!

Message to all armies:

Just keep working. WV doesn’t multilog and they are succeeding. Criticize me, Wv, or whoever all you want, but armies aren’t dying.

STOP SAYING ARMIES ARE DYING!!!!!!!

THEY

ARE

NOT

!

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

EVENT SOON

Server: Ford Room: Forts

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Victory on Frosty?

A combined force of AR and Nachos landed on the lands of the Dark Warriors at the server Frosty. I believe this is a pretty decisive victory for us and AR on the following reasons:

  1. Defending army always follows the invading one right? We were invading and were not followed. We claimed 3 different rooms?
  2. It seems DCP/IW both helped DW in their defense, I saw DW and DCP on the server. DCP logged on to intimidate AR? But DCP are our allies? But they’re also DW’s allies? Wtf right?
  3. We outnumbered DCP/DW individually, if you combine us and AR were outnumbered both the armies combined.

Nachonnian-Republic victory [AR-Nacho]

I’m a very approachable guy, and so are my owners/co-leader Dan.

We have our defense against RPF tommorow on Fjord in that theatre of the war. Be there!

Here are some pictures. I lost a ton so.

After reading this post, I bet ur all confused. That’s normal.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

THE TRUE FACE OF DW

8akTHAp

World war?

Dan’s Edit: Don’t sticky post like this that doesn’t do with events

This is probably the best possible thing for this community, a World War. As long as this sh*t show doesn’t end in some stupid treaty signed for servers being returned and such, this could be a really great thing. So far, it is Nachos and the Army Republic vs. The Rebel Penguin Federation and the Dark Warriors. 

Clearly, I see more armies joining in against/with us.

Lets take a look at the wars going on.

Well, DCP, our allies just invaded AR’s capital, Toboggan. That’s not gonna go over well. The Ice Warriors and Water Vikings are at war. The Ice Warriors are close allies with the Dark Warriors and the Water Vikings are new allies of the Army Republic. It’s clear as day all of these armies will eventually join in.

My advice to you Nachos:

Don’t comment on army sites, only here, AR and CPAC. That’s it. I’d even be wary of commenting on CPAC.

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

INVASION TODAY ALL NACHOS COME!!

Server: Frosty Room: Boiler room

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Invasion of Antarctic Results

Hola Nachos!

 

We invaded Antarctic today and faced no DW opposition. We maxed 6 and averaged 5. We can do better than this, but this was unexpected. Thank you to everyone who showed up.

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Declaration of war on the Dark Warriors & RPF

I believe it’s our duty as honorable allies and defender of fair play to issue this declaration of war on the Dark Warriors. We are in need of a war right now and we’ve found the one to declare. Why are we declaring this war? Well I’ll list a few things about DW that pissed me off a bit.

  1. I liked DW and heavily respected them until about a week ago *ABOUT A WEEK AGO VINE*. I thought they were among the few armies that DIDN’T multilog. I guess I was wrong though. The multilogger was Freezie, who I assumed they would ban forever. Instead, they incorporated him into the leadership which means further multilogging can occur. What the f*ck.
  2. DW’s been talking a ton of crap to our brother allies, the Army Republic. Heres a couple of thing’s I noticed:
  • Each of AR’s leaders were called faggots who joined 3 months ago. 
  • Three AR leaders were doxed of course.
  • Trippy got hacked.

 

Our goal in this war is to aid AR and boost up morale around here.

Important stuff

DO NOT COMMENT ON DW’S SITE

DO NOT

COMMENT

ON

DW’S

SITE

Were not faggots, so we’re not gonna make like ridiculous flame posts throughout this war.

Declaration of war on RPF

Well, as predicted, we knew RPF would break the non-agression agreement when Elmikey and Silverburg returned to leadership.

Wait what did I predict?

Elm and Silv returning to leadership?

Or RPF breaking the non-agression agreement.

Both!

Well, Unfortunately for RPF, Elmikey and Silverburg just can’t let RPF go. They came back for like the 9th time.

As soon as Elm and Silv leave RPF, you’ve literally f*cked yourself. I made it clear in the non-agression agreement that if you f*cked with us again it would be your demise.

 

Invasion of Aurora [RESULTS]

Hola Nachos!

Today the UK Division successfully invaded the server Aurora from the Dark Warriors. Aurora was an old Nacho server, so it is nice to have it back. 🙂 We maxed 15 and averaged 13, outsizing DW who disappeared for part of the invasion, but returned towards the end. Overall pretty good battle, hopefully we can start getting better turnouts.

NYS9vAT

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Good sportsmanship

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For Ganger

Hola everyone, Aka here.

Just got done reading Gang’s post and then read the title again and it begged the question,

“Does life really go on for someone like this?”

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