>>HUGE BATTLE SOON<<

Battle on Klondike @ 3 EST, 2 CST, 1 MST, 12 PST, 7 GMT, 8 UK

*** PROMOTION BATTLE –  [MUST ATTEND] ***

Nachos HQ

>> VERY IMPORTANT – ALL NACHOS NEEDED <<

Nachos vs. Light Troops

Date: Sunday, June 7th

Server: Klondike

Time:

➡ 3:00 PM Eastern Time

➡ 2:00 PM Central Time

➡ 1:00 PM Mountain Time

➡ 12:00 PM Pacific Time

➡ 7:00 PM Greenwich Mean Time

➡ 8:00 PM UK Time (GMT+1)

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|| GOAL: 40+ NACHOS ||

 Hola Nachos!

We have come a long way thus far, and now we sit just few days before our biggest battle of the year. From the beginning, people have doubted our chances in this tournament this year, but again and again we have proven them wrong by pulling off upsets against not only one but two armies being the Doritos and Rebel Penguin Federation! No one understands the true power of the Nachos in situations like these as we only get better, even stronger! Again this Sunday we face another worthy opponent in the Light Troops, and we must again put the strength and glory of the Nachos on display! This is the moment we have been working towards, and this is where all of that training and hard work that we have put in will pay off!

This Sunday we mark our resurgence in the army community as the most dominant and powerful army in all of Club Penguin once again! We have come this far together, and that is exactly what we must continue into this battle on Sunday! As a whole, one army,  we are unstoppable, so we absolutely need every single one of you to try your best to be there this Sunday! It’ll be one of those once in a lifetime battles that you will never forget, so you will certainly not want to miss out on witnessing history and the Nacho Army in its true form!

To you, Nachos, here we stand together, with only one goal in mind. Victory is within in our reach, and only one last, final push is needed. We have only one chance, forty-five minutes to prove our superiority.  With every minute that remains, give every second your full focus. Nothing stands between us when we’re at our best and with our resilient nature, we will find victory! Stand with me, stand with your fellow soldiers, and fight for that eternal glory!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

 ~Puckley

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Hi all,

Another great victory for us today – but we definitely do need to iron out a few problems. While our tactics are pretty good right now, they haven’t really been all that stellar. Our response times – and I know I’ve said this so many times before – are lousy, and we need to improve them if we want to win our battles most efficiently. Our tactics are always going to be executed quickly, not only because it can keep our enemy off balance, but also because it forces you to pay attention for the entire 30 minutes. Expect us to lead quickly, and make whatever adjustment you need to adapt. We have to start performing better.

As for DCP today, they were as unintimidating and pitiful an opponent as ever. It took them a total of 31 minutes to move once. No, you are not reading that wrong – they sat in the same (poorly made) circle until one minute after the battle ended officially. Any claim of victory on their part would be nothing short of empty and disgraceful.

We averaged around 27 troops throughout. Overall, we did well today; let’s keep this momentum going.

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28luis did not multilog. He just gave me his Umaluis1 penguin because my main was banned, and I didn’t have a penguin to log on with.

Just wanted to make things clear,

-Green Dai

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Hey Nachos,

Today we had the UK Defense of Flurry, maxing 15 and averaging 14. It was a great battle and close on both sides. LT was also on the server for unknown reasons, so that’s the army you’ll see below in the Forts picture. Read on to see the battle pictures!

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Hi all,

Today, we successfully defended White Out from another pathetic DCP showing. While our response times could have been better, we definitely outplayed our opponent tactically; once again, DCP has failed to realize that sitting in one formation for the majority of the battle and executing emotes at a moderate pace does not constitute as a victory. But by now, we should all know that’s their primary strategy, so this shouldn’t be unexpected to any of us. We maxed out at around 25 today, which is a great size for a weekday event, but we need to be striving to improve that number throughout this week.

DCP is obviously going to claim victory for this one and continue expelling stupidity from their minds, but I urge you to refrain from listening to anything they have to say. They can do all they talking they feel is necessary. We’ll just keep doing what we do best.

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Hola Nachos!

In another classic Nacho-DCP face-off today, we were able to come out victorious once again! It proved to be a typical battle where the DCP failed to move, not even once, the entire battle as we sliced and diced through their dancing line of penguins. I long for the day that DCP learns to fight an actual battle, but who knows when that time will come! Until then, we’ll keep on improving ourselves to become the dominating and unstoppable force once again! Keep up the recruiting efforts and good work, Nachos!

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Hi all,

After only two weeks of hard work, everything is finally falling back into place, and today’s battle was a testament to that. We maintained an average size of around 33, and maxed out at 35, which is a huge improvement over the single digit numbers we were getting just earlier this month. Though our tactics were good enough to win today, we definitely need to work on lowering the response times a little bit; being able to outmaneuver our enemy is absolutely critical for ensuring total victory, so it is of utmost importance that you execute orders quickly.

We are now in the finals, and we will be facing the Light Troops for the right of holding the trophy sometime next weekend. They are by no means an army to underestimate; they will be and always have been a difficult opponent, and we are going to have to perform even better than we did today if we want to come out on top. Winning this tournament would be a perfect way to put the misery of the first four months of 2015 out of our minds completely, wouldn’t it? Lets kick off our summer with a bang.

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~Beeky

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****TODAY****

>> Friday <<

[US] Invasion of Summit

Date: June 5th, 2015

Server: Summit

Time:

➡ 8:00 pm EST

➡ 7:00 pm CST

➡ 6:00 pm MST

➡ 5:00 pm PST

➡ 1:00 am UK

30+ Needed

Allies: Dark Warriors

Hi all,

As of May 28th, 2015, we are officially at war withe Doritos of Club Penguin.

This isn’t something we provoked, nor is this something we wanted. We took extreme measures to remain on peaceful terms with the Doritos, including an offer of excess territory in exchange for a resolution to this problem. However, they refused to even slightly acknowledge our proposal, and have instead turned to a concoction of false accusations and blatant lies to rationalize this heavily unnecessary conflict. DCP has made it clear that they are not after our servers, nor are they after a “fun” war. They are an intolerable monster, bent solely on our utter destruction, and will settle for nothing less.

Their reasoning behind calling this conflict is as pathetic as it is unjustifiable, and we will ensure that this decision lingers with them as a haunting reminder of what happens to an army as dishonorable and cowardly as they are. Even now, they threaten us – with allies – while still claiming and boasting their individual superiority. They speak of and accuse us of utilizing bots and multiple accounts – yet without supplying any actual proof, photographic or other. DCP’s hollow leadership was simply hunting for the smallest fraction of an excuse to declare war, and now they have one.

They have no intention of letting up until they receive our unconditional surrender, so we pledge to do the same. And they will suffer.

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~Beeky

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