Posted on December 13, 2014 by
Hey Nachos! Zing King To here, UK Leader but look – I’m posting for the US Division! Okay, so just minutes after being told by the Water Vikings that they are bigger then us and could destroy us, we logged on to raid their capital and made sure they knew about it.
We managed to max 18 while the much bigger Water Vikings maxed 0. Good job guys!
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Posted on December 13, 2014 by Beeky128778
We will not bow down to their pathetic demands. Destroy them.
❗ TUESDAY ❗
Invasion of Canoe [US]
Date: Tuesday, December 16th
Server: Canoe
Time:
8:30PM EST
7:30PM CST
6:30PM MST
5:30PM PST
1:30AM UK
||GOAL: 18+||
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Invasion of Snow Covered [US]
Date: Tuesday, December 16th
Server: Snow Covered
Time:
8:30PM EST
7:30PM CST
6:30PM MST
5:30PM PST
1:30AM UK
||GOAL: 5+||
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Invasion of Jackhammer [US]
Date: Tuesday, December 16th
Server: Jackhammer
Time:
10:30PM EST – Not required to attend
9:30PM CST – Not required to attend
8:30PM MST
7:30PM PST
4:30AM UK – Not required to attend
||GOAL: 8+||
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Invasion of Rocky Road [US]
Date: Tuesday, December 16th
Server: Rocky Road
Time:
11:30PM EST – Not required to attend
10:30PM CST – Not required to attend
9:30PM MST – Not required to attend
8:30PM PST
5:30AM UK – Not required to attend
||GOAL: 8+||
Hello,
As of Sunday, December 13th, we are at war with the Water Vikings. For a time, we’ve remained on good terms, but through a combination of events that took place this week, including the attempted theft of our troops, our tolerance and our respect for them has been exhausted. Despite all of our attempts to maintain peace, they sent us their declaration of war. We could have cooperated with WV to ensure our mutual existence, but their arrogance blinded them from creating a rational compromise. They wanted war. They had the audacity to impose outrageous terms on us with the mindset that we’d willingly succumb to them, but once they’ve been completely drained of their territory; once their troops’ spirits have been shattered, maybe then their depraved owners will realize how hollow and frail they actually are.
With this current generation of WV owners, we never stood a chance at sustaining our friendship, so now we fight alone. And we will stand on their banner to do so.
~Beeky

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Posted on December 13, 2014 by
INVASION OF FROSTBITE
SUNDAY DECEMBER 14
8 EST
INVASION OF SPARKLE
MONDAY DECEMBER 15
2 EST
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Posted on December 13, 2014 by
My name is Zing King To and today, on the 13th of December 2014, my clients NACHO ARMY conquered the ACP’s Christmas Chaos run. In the Christmas Chaos, we were accused by the ACP of mulitlogging, bots and allies.
The accusations got so bad, that the Klondike Police Department had to be called. I managed to hack into the phone call. Here is the full transcript:
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Posted on December 13, 2014 by
Message to CPAC from Camper: I apologize for my actions after the event in the banning of a few CPAC. Though, you really have to admit that your behavior really wasn’t professional at all. You’re probably going to say “these are just CP Armies relax kid” well if people have went to the extremes of making a NEWS SITE dedicated to CP Armies. Then I’d think they’d want to at least be somewhat professional about it. As for bots and allies I can say without a doubt NO ONE in this army uses bots, hell most of the people probably don’t even know how to use one. I will admit that before the battle a few LT came to our chat but they came ON THEIR OWN and we did NOT ask them for help. Most of them left anyways other than like 1 or 2 of them, so it really didn’t change the outcome of the battle. In the end they’re all false claims backed up by no evidence or facts. Nevertheless, I’d just like to make sure that we’re on good terms now. If you come back to our chat just PC an Owner and we’ll unban you if you’re still banned. Thanks.
First of all I want to say great job Nachos! We have conquered ACP in the second round of CPAC’s Christmas Tournament
To everyone claiming we used bots & allies: Everyone who participated in our battle is on our ranks and there is no evidence at all that bots were used.
Anyway, here’s the pictures

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Posted on December 12, 2014 by
THE MARCH OF FJORD RESULTS
Today we logged into Fjord as a little practice/pre-battle for our REAL battle with ACP on Saturday, and we maxed 18, averaging 14-15, but actually we maxed 19 because Joker (WweFan123) decided to join the party with us! I took over 20 pics with Lightshot, and Guitar48300 and Vonchiefer took some pics for me too! 😀 Thanks guys! Well done to every Nacho at the event, and good luck in the next one!
Anyway, here are some pics of the event! -wary-
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Posted on December 11, 2014 by
Hey guys, Green here.
I am here to report about our PB we recently just had with the Water Vikings on Frostbite. We started with 7 Nachos at the start, then we maxed 12 in our final pic! 12 is an improvement for weekdays, as we usually have about 5 normally, but we gotta get 30 on Saturday for our event with ACP to make up for it!
The pictures I have for the event are not really in order because I think I clicked off the new browser window I had open then that got rid of them, but I still had them in the web history though!
Here are some of the unorganized pics -redface-
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Posted on December 9, 2014 by
❗ TODAY ❗
EL CLASICO
>>>MANDATORY EVENT<<<

>>> Army of CP vs. Nachos <<<
>> Date: Saturday, December 13th <<
Server: Klondike
3:00 PM EST
2:00 PM CST
1:00 PM MST
12:00 PM PST
8:00 PM GMT
||GOAL 30+||
We have been taking part in CPAC’s Christmas Chaos TOURNAMENT. This is the second round and it is a MANDATORY EVENT.
This is a classic ACP vs Nachos battle so let us live up to our high expectations!
❗ COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ❗
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Posted on December 9, 2014 by
Zing Edit: Zekrom can’t post due to Internet problems. Don’t remove Zek from the ranks.
❗ ANYONE WHO DOESNT COMMENT WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE RANKS ❗
Let me make this clear:
This army cannot function without troops. We can’t continue if a majority of troops are only attending events on weekends and we’re getting poor sizes on weekdays. As of right now, most of you are letting everyone in this army down. You must realize that all the fun and success comes when we are all working together and contributing. We certainly have some great and fun things planned for this army, but it all starts with everyone being active, so we can enjoy it together and ultimately succeed together.
We will rise again, and we will come back like our former selves. We have risen above adversity many times in the past, and that is exactly what we must do again. Ultimately, it’s your decision. Will you follow me or sit there and watch this army burn?
This is the start of a process the owners and I will be doing to remove all inactive troops from the army and attempt to get ACTIVE ones in. Please help us get back on top Nachos.
ALL WHO DO NOT COMMENT WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE RANKS
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Posted on December 9, 2014 by
Comment on the Active Count by Sunday or you’ll be REMOVED from the RANKS. [CLICK HERE]

What are we doing? I don’t know. All I know is that we have an army. Where is that army, though?
Tell me. What are you doing? I can tell very well that we have an army judging by our weekend performance, but that doesn’t mean we can just forget the weekdays. Seriously. Where are we all on the weekdays? I’d surely understand why we didn’t have our weekend sizes on the weekday if only I got an explanation from the troops on why exactly we didn’t. Time and time again, I’ve failed to receive an explanation. Due to this, I’m going to turn to my assumption and instantly assume that all of you are lazy.
Our weekday size matters just as much, if not more, than the sizes we get on the weekend. Failure to have decent weekday events will collapse this army. As an ancient Chinese proverb says, do not fear going forward slowly, fear only to stand still. Our progress is constantly hampered by disappointing weekday events. We can only move forward once we can prove we can attain our weekend sizes on weekdays.
If you are not going to an event, tell us why. If we receive no explanation, we are going to assume that you simply skipped the event.
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