Posted on August 15, 2014 by
Wassup Nachos,
As you probably guessed our invasion of the server Vanilla was successful. The Doritos didn’t even mind to show their faces, again. So that concluded in an automatic win for us Nachos. The invasion pretty much turned into a training where practice various new tactics and formations. We started with about 25 troops and maintained around that size for the whole invasion. We max 26 troops! So without further ado check out the pictures.







Special thanks to everyone who showed up especially Daniel for the pictures. Thanks Danacho we all love you.
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Posted on August 14, 2014 by
Nachos,
Our invasion of Big Surf was victorious. It all started in the Snow Forts and concluded at the Ice Berg. We averaged around 18, and maxed 22 based off the pics I got from Becca. This event was led by Lao, Beeky, Daniel and myself. Well done everybody who made it. Video will be uploaded by Tanner soon.
On to the invasion pics taken by Becca:

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Posted on August 14, 2014 by Beeky128778
Edit: Legends Cup Times can be found below or HERE.
❗ IMPORTANT BATTLE TODAY ❗
Saturday:
>>> Defense of Grizzly [USA/UK] <<<
Date: Saturday, August 16th, 2014
Server: Grizzly || Room: Town
Times:
4:00pm EST
3:00pm CST
2:00pm MST
1:00pm PST
9:00pm UK
❗ ALL NACHOS ATTEND ❗
Hi all,
We have another busy five days ahead of us, with many invasions to be won and tactics to perfect. We’ll also be preparing hard all week for our upcoming battle with LT this Saturday or Sunday. This battle will be considerably more difficult; we’re going to need to be even quicker than we were yesterday if we want to come out on top of that one, so there will be a heavy emphasis put on speed throughout all of our battles this week.
In addition, summer will be coming to close for many of us in the next few weeks or even days, so I’d like to also get a general idea of whether or not you can keep attending battles at 3:00 EST. Please leave a comment saying if you can continue to do so, and for how long.
~Beeky
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Posted on August 14, 2014 by
Hola Nachos,
Last Sunday was absolutely incredible. We defied the odds and emerged victorious in the Legend’s Cup vs Dark Warriors. All of our hard work, our perseverance, our belief – it all paid off. We caused the biggest upset of the tournament by far and we gave the community something to talk about.
Now an even bigger task is at hand.
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Posted on August 13, 2014 by
The Dark Warriors seem to have scheduled an invasion of Klondike, a server commonly regarded as the open server of the community. Similar to Mammoth of the old days, Klondike has served as a place where all armies, no matter what the size, can go to recruit and battle. The server has been leased out to armies by both the Army of CP and the Nachos, and CPA Central holds no ownership of the server (or any servers.)
Elmikey, in some sort of demonstration, has ordered what is essentially a raid of the Legends Cup V battle between the Night Warriors and the Ice Warriors. This epitomizes the Dark Warriors’ attitude: they think they are superior to regulation, cannot accept that they are responsible for their own failures, and are desperately looking for some way to wave their arms in the sky and show they’re still here.
Armies don’t take kindly to raid groups — and that’s all this is. If the Dark Warriors want to destroy their own reputation and respect level by raiding a CPA Central Tournament and, moreover, challenging free media here in armies because it doesn’t fit their propaganda-filled realities, then that’s their choice. But we, as a community, will not sit idly by while this happens.
We’ll see you on Saturday, Dark Warriors.
The Klondike Wall
[Battle vs Dark Warriors]
Saturday, August 16th || Server: Klondike
Times:
3:00pm EST
8:00pm GMT
12:00pm PST
1:00pm MST
2:00pm CST
~ Weazelkid
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Posted on August 13, 2014 by
Today, the glorious Nacho Empire completely decimated the pathetic Doritos of Club Penguin when we invaded Icebound.
Actually, we annihilated them to such a great extent to the point where they didn’t even show up. How sad.
We maxed 27 and averaged 24. Good job Nachos.
Credit to Becca and Danny (Tanner) for the pictures.

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Posted on August 13, 2014 by
Hola Nachos!
A new “Recruiting” page has recently been added to the site. It has information on joining our “Elite Recruiting Force”, auto-typing tips and more. It also has download links and a step by step guide on how to recruit!
To go to the new page and sign up, click HERE.
~Laoise/Irishspeaker, Nacho Army Leader.
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Posted on August 12, 2014 by
Saturday:
❗ Defense of Crystal [AUS] ❗
Date: Saturday, August 16th, 2014
Server: Crystal || Room: Town
Times:
1:00 PM AWST
10:30 AM IST
3:00 PM AEST
2:00 PM JST
1:00 AM EST
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>>> Defense of Grizzly [USA/UK] <<<
Date: Saturday, August 16th, 2014
Server: Grizzly || Room: Town
Times:
4:00pm EST
3:00pm CST
2:00pm MST
1:00pm PST
9:00pm UK
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Posted on August 12, 2014 by
I do believe that we brutally manhandled the DCP, and performed beautifully, as always. We surprised the colonists today, because they didn’t expect us to turn up with tremendous force. We got online, and proceeded to destroy their diminishing force that they call their ‘UK Division’. All DCP did was run and retreat. And when they knew they were trapped in a corner like the rats they are, some of them decided to scatter the server and log off. Sometimes I actually start to question the legitimacy of their army, because an army is supposed to stay and fight, not run and retreat. Enough of my ranting, Ascent has been seized and added to the Nacho Empire.
Maxed: 30
Averaged: 27
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Posted on August 10, 2014 by
The whole point of this post was to point out all of the laughable, contradictory, and hypocritical nonsense the DCP leaders (and the legends) spout. I hope that whoever replies to this does some major digging because your counter argument will consist of “I wrote a wall of text”, which I am already prepared for. So try a little harder if you’re going to insult me.
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