THE NACHOS ARE CURRENTLY ON

… TRACKING …

FJORD, ICE BERG

PREPARING FOR BATTLE. ALL SOLDIERS ARE TO LOG ON ASAP.

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ALL NACHOS NEEDED; REPORT TO CHAT FOR ORDERS

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This is something that Puck [? I don’t actually know if it was Puck] added a couple of days ago, but I’m not sure how many of you know. Basically, if you are in the UK or AUSIA divisions, it makes it easier to find posts that regard the two divisions. Here’s how;

Where the green-red-pink box of doom is, there are 3 links, the links marked “AUSIA Division” and “UK Division” filter out all the other posts, and leave the homepage with just the respective division’s posts. And then just head back to the homepage to see everything again [Remember, pretty much every post applies to everyone]. 

Thanks

-Chrisi Blule

“Imagine no restrictions, but the climate and the weather, and then we can explore space together, forever.” 

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Hola,

Today, you soldiers displayed courage, and pure ferocity against a well known foe – kinda. I totally remember seeing DCP in the town prior to 3:00, but they seemed to have disappeared before the beginning of the battle. Personally, I thought they were just aiming to be fashionably late at first, but I guess that just wasn’t the case. So, with the euphoria of surefire victory began to sink in, we decided that it was only necessary to put on a tactics expo. A really great tactics expo. Had DCP bothered to show up, they would have loved us. But what am I talking about exactly? Well, allow me to present you with a quick synopsis of the battle.

THE BATTLE

We began our day by forming a few lines, doing standard emotes, and we were even met by a brave ACP straggler midway through. After a few more action sequences, the painful truth struck us that we would not be able to fight DCP today (the leading theory suggests that they dug themselves a big hole and proceeded to cry in it). We took a trip back to our golden age roots and formed three vertical lines, which we haven’t been able to do for months. And even though we only maxed 25, didn’t it feel like we had so much more for a second? We moved to the mine a few minutes later, which is currently undergoing the metamorphosis from a nice, spacious room, to a mess cluttered with whatever unnecessary stuff CP decides to throw in. So, we obviously weren’t able to utilize the mine to its fullest, but we still did some cool tactics.

Let’s skip to the part where I show you the pics:

Once again, GREAT job today! You, the soldiers, are an euphemism for our virtual dominance, and we must strive to keep this momentum going. This job is nowhere near finished, and there are still many more fun battles and events to come!

Comment if you made it!

~Beeky

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Hola,

     In preparation for our impending war with DCP, we logged onto Alaska for a quick unscheduled training! We maxed and averaged around 15, although we did manage to grab the attention of a few rogues. The orders were carried of quickly, everybody was positive, and it was one of the more enjoyable events we’ve had in recent memory. However, there is definitely much more to work on! Don’t be too concerned, I can guarantee you all that we’ll be back to our former size; but we need all of you to contribute.

Comment if you made it!

~Beeky

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This is the 3601st post, I think I win.

If you vote other, I demand you say what in a comment!

Click “Read More” for last week’s results.

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:arrow:UK TROOPS: Click >>HERE<< to view your weekly agenda! First event is TOMORROW!
:arrow:EVERYONE: Huge battle this Saturday! Click >>HERE<< to comment if you can attend!

➡ FRIDAY US]!

Invasion of Sleet

Date: Friday, November 29th

Server: Sleet

Time:

8:00 PM EST

 7:00 PM CST

 6:00 PM MST

5:00 PM PST

 1:00 AM UK [Not expected]

||GOAL: 35+||

 COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT!

DCP is now public enemy number one to the Nacho Empire. They are launching attacks for reasons unbeknownst to us, and we need to make them recognize their terrible mistake. Everybody must be on their A-game this week; we need to protect what is rightfully ours. Join me on this quest to permanently dent DCP’s spirits, and performance. This will not going to be an easy task, they will fight to the bitter end. How bad do you want to win? Let’s redeem ourselves right here and right now, while of course having loads of fun in the process. Are you in? I know I am!

~Beeky

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Hola,

Today marks the end of a rather disappointing week, but it doesn’t always have to be this way. YOU have the power to help this army improve, all you need to do is take the initiative.  Take it upon yourself to grab some friends and get on a server, and recruit more people for this army. The owners and I, we can’t do this alone. We need you on our side; are you with us? Anyway, here are the results for our events in the past week:

Tuesday

On Tuesday, we had a practice battle with SWAT. We maxed and averaged around 12, and our tactics were sub-par. This event was highlighted by poor tactical response times, but we still came out on top.

Wednesday

The following day, we had a much more successful practice battle with the Wizards, who are also going to be our opponent in the first round of the CPAC Christmas Chaos Tournament! We were pretty consistent in size from the previous battle, hovering around 12 again. However this time, everybody was awake and much more responsive on CP. Size could definitely be better, though.

Saturday

We were scheduled to fight in yet another practice battle, but that never happened. However, we did log on a few hours later for a quick unscheduled event. We were able to max 14, and our tactics were alright. People began to log off very early without warning, which can never happen. If you need to leave, just say it on chat, we’ll understand. In addition, a certain someone has been fired and banished from the Nacho Army. If you’re a mod, and you publicly voice your disrespect for higher ranks continuously, you will be let go. Currently, this certain someone is also  attempting to get armies against us. Other army leaders, I all but insist taking everything he says with a grain of salt. From what he’s been saying so far, I can confidently tell you that he’s lying to make me seem more corrupt and unfit to lead this army.

This was an okay week Nachos. As you may have heard, we’re now at war with DCP; a post with the invasion times will be up soon. Also, we’re going to implement a new promotion system that I’m sure you’ll like; that post will be coming soon as well.

~Beeky

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CALLING ANY AND ALL NACHOS:

LOGGING ON NOW!

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