50: Actions speak for themselves and considering that you (Beeky) have been practically the only owner managing the army for the past week, I will be sure to back up the policies you carry out.  Obviously the actions Pwn and Wolfie carried out cannot be tolerated, but don’t let this divide the army.  I think Beeky has handled this situation quite well.

Hola,

Today was a very confusing day indeed, and I hope that this post will clear everything up for you. So, after spending a rather luxurious night in a remarkable hotel casino cluttered with women well into their mid life crises and some very mean Indian people, I returned to the place most people would call “home.” When I reached my computer and consequently the site, I realized that warm welcomes were all but a myth. It turns out that at about 10:00 PM Saturday night, a post was published labeled “Important Stuff.” Apparently, we had a few rough events on Saturday, and Wolfie and Pwn were in talks about a possible ownership reform (by possible, I mean very real). Wolfie had just returned from a long week of inactivity, and I guess he realized that our current state wasn’t going to get us anywhere anytime soon, so I guess a near-coup was the way to go. The car was shifted into drive when Pwn was made an administrator for no adequately disclosed reason; whereupon every previous admin [aside from Wolfie and Pern] was bumped to the editor role or lower. Pwn was promoted to leader; I have no idea why that happened either, and that elicited some pretty contradicting stories:

Wolfie’s side: Pwn promoted himslef to leader

Pwn’s side: Wolfie promoted me to leader.

At this moment, Pwn’s post is now drafted. However, when it was up, you could easily tell which side was the more truthful:

In addition to proclaiming leadership, a plethora of people were demoted and promoted. All of the owners that were demoted had their roles changed to a contributor, and had some very harsh words said to them on the post. Moreover, it’s probably essential to note that Shiv nor I knew about this until today, so we didn’t have a say in anything. It’s one of those unwritten rules that are usually upheld in most democratic armies; the 2/3 majority rule. Look, I’m all for leaders being able to do things on their own without the consent of their colleagues, but not to this magnitude. If you’re a retiree, and you want to change things, this just isn’t the way to do it. We were actually considering promoting Pwn to an ownership spot, but the chances of that happening now are slim.

For the time being, Shiv and I will remain the only leaders. We will be holding leadership elections, and 3ic elections in the near future. As for everybody else:

➡ Pwn has been removed from the ranks, as well as the site. It is unknown if he will return.

➡ Wolfie has been demoted to a 3ic, and has been authored on the site. This wouldn’t have been a demotion if you didn’t make Pwn an admin or made an effort to stop him when he nearly abused that power.

➡ We’ll be sticking by a few of the rank changes, but most were revoked. I apologize in advance to anybody who was wrongfully ranked as a result of this. See me on chat if you have any questions about that.

Anyway guys, there you have it. This week for us will start on Tuesday, and we’ll work from there. I’ll also take this time to tell you that we’ve canceled our current medal system. We will be replacing that in favor of something else that I’m sure you’ll enjoy a bit better. More details on that later.

~Beeky

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With the Coup D’Etat of ACP Dictator, Casius Brutus, the new ACP Leader, Flipmoo, has kindly revoked the Treaty of Fjord, and replaced it with the Treaty of Whitehouse. We are thankful for this. [Although, there are still some clauses that we’d like to talk about with ACP; namely, the ownership of Whitehouse.]

Here is the new treaty, all clauses crossed out, indicate that they are no longer in effect.

Treaty of Fjord Treaty of White House:

• The Nachos hereby officially surrender to the Army of Club Penguin on the 3rd of November, 2013.
• ACP returns all servers conquered to the Nachos, with the exception of Snow Fort, Snow Globe, Brumby, Cloudy and White House.
• Nachos return all servers they claim to ‘own’ back to the ACP.
• Mikester(or any other username he has) may not be Nacho Leader until the ACP think he is fit to lead Nachos.(Doing so will result in Nachos losing their entire nation to the ACP) This term has been revoked.
• Nachos cannot step foot on a ACP server(without consent). Doing so will result in a Nacho server transferred to the ACP for each time this term is violated.
• The Nachos cannot declare war until April 1st, 2014. Any battles (excluding tournaments) against the ACP before this date will be completely invalid.
• Nachos must make a post on their website confessing their lies and false reasonings for war, and state that they lost the war. The army must know. This term has been revoked.
• The Leader of the Army of Club Penguin will become a moderator on Nachos chat until April 1st 2014. I’ll leave it to the Nacho Leader’s decision. [The Nachos leaders have decided to revoke the status of moderator of ACP leaders on Nacho chat]

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Finally, I’d like to end, by congratulating ACP on deposing their dictator Cas, and alike to when his idol, Conservative Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher, died, I’d like to take this opportunity to sing this wonderful song, brought to us by those beautiful Munchkins.

I would also like to announce the immediate effect of The Order of Fjord Iceberg  [Don’t ask why it is called that- I have no reason]

The Order of Fjord Iceberg

As of the 17th of November 2013, The Order of Fjord Iceberg comes into immediate effect, to last for infinite time. The Order of Fjord can not revoked, under any circumstance. The Order of Fjord Iceberg declares;

1.0) The Order of Fjord Iceberg concerns the member of the Club Penguin Army Community known as Casius Brutus at the time of writing, however, it will be applied, no matter his name.

1.1) Casius Brutus is to be guested and banned from any Xat ,that is under the control of the Nacho Army, forever.

1.2) Casius Brutus is to be unable to hold any rank within the Nachos, forever.

1.3) Casius Brutus is to be blacklisted from commenting on any site that the Nachos control.

So concludes The Order of Fjord.

Signed; All Nachos, past, present, and future.

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Thank you.

~Chrisi Blule

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Hola Nachos!  It’s 50 Cent 254, and I’m proud to announce that we have successfully invaded the server Toboggan.  At first we were met with no RPF resistance which we presume is due to many RPF members wanting the invasion postponed.  Roughly 5 or 6 minutes into the battle RPF logged on and gave us a fight!  About 15 minutes in the Nacho chat experienced some errors which interfered with the battle, but I am proud to say that we were able to make a comeback despite the interference! 😀 Although we didn’t have as many troops as we did at the recruiting session earlier today, I think it’s fair to say that we managed to achieve the victory. The pictures below are in a sequential order.

~50

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Greetings Nachos!

Today we had an excellent recruiting session on Fjord! You guys listened, and Shiv and I are quite pleased with the results. The only complaint is to our owners, as Shiv technically was the only real owner there, though I helped out quite a bit. Overall it was very successful, and we maxed 22, which is a sign that things are looking up! If we do well at our invasion of RPF tonight, I’d say we’re locked up for a spot in CPAC after a shady week. But without further ado, here are the pics!

Great job guys! Now kick some RPF ass tonight

When Elmikey Falls…

–Pwn

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I promise I’m not recycling quizzes, really, I’m not. Don’t go back through the archives.

Btw guys, make sure to come to as many events as you can these next few weeks, so we can get through the winter, and into the joyous Spring!

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Hola Nachos!

Today we logged onto Fjord to have a random event and after a little discussion we decided to do something we haven’t done in awhile, a You-Lead tactics session. I decided to let the mod and lower ranks have some fun and feel what it’s like to lead the army.

Here is our first two tactics in the Town but click on “Read More” for some more pictures!

Thanks to Toon for also taking pictures with me!

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Hey all!

This is temporary author and nudity expert Pwn. I’ve been told I need to post, so up until the pictures I will babble incoherently. I’d like to point out that the Nachos clearly were the real winners of the day, even though AR won the battle. Although it was 2/10 and I wouldn’t do it again anytime soon, we made love to Elmikey. The 2 is from when we got our cheese stuck in his jewfro from when we finished. I have a pic of that. My load was especially big. Elmikey will fall, and when he does, his cheese riddled body will have more cheese on it in his grave. Justice League is creative, especially because Disney bought it, so it will Never. Get. Blocked. Not saying I’m returning to armies, but not saying I’m not returning to armies.

Here are my pics.

-Pwn 2013

So yeah. We’ll see what happens. Beeky, feel free to edit in your pics.

–Pwn

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RECRUITING SESSION AT 8:00 EST, 7:00 CST, 6:00 MST, 5:00 PST 

ALL NACHOS NEEDED

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Let me make this clear:

This army functions on each other.  We cannot and will not survive if only 1/4 of the entire army is contributing by attending battles and events.  In order to succeed, we absolutely do need everyone here doing their very best to remain active.  As of right now, most of you are letting everyone in this army down.  You must realize that all the fun and success comes when we are all working together and contributing.  We certainly have some great and fun things planned for this army, but it all starts with everyone being active, so we can enjoy it together and ultimately succeed together.

We will rise again, and we will come back stronger.  We have risen above adversity many times in the past, and that is exactly what we must do again.  Ultimately, it’s your decision.  I know where I stand, and I will certainly lead you there.  Will you follow me or sit there and watch this army burn?

❗ ALL WHO DO NOT COMMENT WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE RANKS ❗

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Hola Nachos!  It’s 50 Cent 254 here.  I want to know what the troops would like to see in the Nachos!  What kind of remodeling would you like to see?  Even if it’s the most absurd idea feasible, please spit it out! I want to hear everything you guys have to say so we may assemble a better army.  It can be related to what kind of events we schedule, how posts are made, how the site is laid out, chat rules, games, the quantity of events, anything.  Basically, what would make the Nachos of Club Penguin more enjoyable for yourself and others?  I will consider all requests and recommendations.  😉

~50

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