EVENT GOING ON NOW; ALL NACHOS REPORT TO CHAT IMMEDIATELY FOR ODERS

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ALL NACHOS TO http://xat.com/nachosarmyofcp

Quick note from Beeky: I will be away tomorrow [Saturday], so I obviously won’t be able to come to w/e Shiv and Wolfie have planned for you guys. Remember, take the initiave. If you don’t see somebody taking pics, take it upon yourself. It’s an important action that cannot be ignored. Owners, please post the results of the event(s). Good luck, and have fun!

Invasion of Toboggan from RPF

Date: Saturday, November 16th

Server:  Fjord

Time:

8:30 PM EST

7:30 PM CST

6:30 PM MST

5:30 PM PST

12:30 AM UK

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Hola Nachos! Today we had a practice battle with the United States of Zeh Rebellions Penguidation Referalistics, and it was not our best day. Although the size was good in the beginning (we maxed 25, and averaged around 15-20), the tactics were not good. There was a lot going on at the same time, many people having conversations on chat, other people leading. This must stop. In order to achieve greatness, we must follow the directions of the leaders (Beeky, Shiver, and myself). Anyways, here are some pictures.

Pre-Battle

Pre-Battle

We are capable of doing great things Nachos. We just need to focus and follow directions, and we’ll be back on top again in no time. You troops are the future, and one day, one of you reading this will become a leader. You must be shaped and molded into a leader, and this is one of the first steps to become a good leader. Next time, we’ll show everyone what we’re really about!

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT FOR MEDALS!

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie1215

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You might want to read this.

Hola,

After a very extensive period of conflict, we’ve reached that time again. The rebuilding stage. It’s probably the most important of all stages, but you and I both know how much of a grind it can be. However, I know that we can replicate that golden age that seems so long ago, and hell, I think we can even surpass that. But I can’t do this alone. I need all of you to bear down, and help each other get through these sub-par times. We can, and we will persevere, just like always. Our organization has been troubling my mind lately, and though there are solutions, it requires everybody to be on the same page. The moderator ranks in particular have not been well defined, and that’s partly my fault. Here’s what every class should be focusing on during an event [and beyond]:

Owners: You guys need to set the example. You’re our future, and you need to act like it. Unfortunately, as fun as it may be, you really aren’t allowed to be a jackass if and when you hold this position. I’m not sure which of you did it, but a notoriously known perpetrator was modded early yesterday morning,  who proceeded to guest and ban every member he came across. That’s a jackass move, and unless your principle goal is to drive our troops away, that should never happen. All of you are great leaders, and in the absence of a primary leader, you guys are next in line. It also wouldn’t hurt to not be afk on chat during an event, either. There have been multiple instances over the months where a leader has been ripped offline due to connection issues, and nobody would fill in for him, leaving everybody in a state of confusion. That’s not being a jackass, that’s just not upholding your duty, and it once again should never happen. Moreover, Aside from Cool, 50, and Chrisi, all of the posts from the past few weeks have been written by the leaders. You are allowed to make events, and post the results; that’s an obvious perk to being promoted to this position. Same goes for site maintenance. You’re all editors, why not use that to your advantage? You’re allowed to approve join comments, add those people to the ranks etc. Just don’t touch the medals. I already called them. Just one more request: Be active.

Moderators: Ah, the moderator position. The puberty phase of Club Penguin armies; a very wonderful thing. Mods, you have but one overarching job to do, yet it generally goes neglected and unheeded. What’s this job I speak of? Monitoring the chat, and enforcing the rules [Which we have. Shocking, I know]. Look guys, I’m not asking for much, I just need you all to make sure these rules get upheld: 

The offenses that violate these rules do not welcome our new recruits, and without new recruits, what are we? An army without new recruits, that’s what [it’s a very bad situation. And we must try to avoid it at all costs]. It also increases the risk of our chat getting delisted, and Puck doesn’t enjoy being called in to fix it for us. If you see a member breaching these guidelines, utilize your convenient mod abilities. But don’t abuse them, because there are [and will be] consequences. I’ve also seen people engaging in side conversations during events, and it’s getting excessive and painfully recurring. Instead of adding to that problem by reiterating what a leader/owner just said, PC the chatterbox asking them to quiet down. There has been situations where tactics were issued, but a huge delay diluted the effect because the order was halfway up the page! Oh, and another thing: Be active.

Members: Your job is very simple. Come to events, and rank up. I’ve seen a rather large decrease of members on our chat lately, which isn’t good. You should be observing your owner ranks, and to an extent, mimic their leading styles. You all are going to need medals in order to get promoted, and many of you are either not on the page, or have a very low amount [I’ll get to that in a minute]. Nobody is stopping you from logging onto one of our servers, grabbing a few friends, and recruiting more people for our army. We need you with us. Above all else, you just need to make sure of one other thing: Be active.

Moving forward, it’s all going to come down to how much you guys want to work and improve. 

Medals: If you’re active, you would have noticed that the medals page is horribly outdated, and I apologize for that. It will be refreshed by tomorrow, and I’ll hopefully have added everybody who earned medals over two weeks.

At the time of this writing, our important practice battle with RPF is nearly one hour away. I cannot stress how indispensable this event is. As you may have noticed, promotions will be given out to all who attended IF we reach 35+. I know we can do it, Nachos, but I need all of you on my side.

 We ask that you try your very best to remain as active as you can in the Nachos.  It has certainly been an amazing and very fun year thus far in the Nachos, and I know we definitely don’t want that to end anytime soon!  If we wish to reclaim our dominance and success,  and to truly make this year our year, we must not become inactive.  We need to stay active, so that we can continue to have fun and win! The success of this glorious army is reliant on each other and everyone being active to the best of their capability.   Your fellow troops are relying on you because they need you.  In order to be that invincible army, everyone is needed to work together and function at a high level. Let’s get back to doing what we do.

~Beeky

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Each of you must speak to me before you can get the orange pawn again

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EVENT BEGINS NOW! ALL NACHOS NEEDED! REPORT TO CHAT IMMEDIATELY

Important: PROMOTIONS WILL BE HANDED OUT IF WE REACH 35 NACHOS!

Practice Battle with RPF

Date: Saturday, November 9th

Server: Klondike

Time:

 5:00 PM EST

 4:00 PM CST

 3:00 PM MST

 2:00 PM PST

 9:00 PM UK

||GOAL: 35+||

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Do your math, Cas; Nachos still retain 33.3% of Fjord. Because ACP only owns 33.3% of Fjord, it is not a predominantly ACP server and therefore not an ACP server. DCP and RPF’s parts are irrelevant, because this is a treaty with ACP – not NDA. Either way, our share is equal to your share. May I also mention this RPF-ACP transfer went down during an event we had on Fjord, after we had already logged in? In other words, fuck your interpretation of your own gay ass treaty.

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STATE: COMPLETE

Hola, Nachos!

Today was a pretty intense training day and also a pretty funny day. So, we had the whole register thing going on and that worked out well, I’ll be keeping the names of those who said their name and rank on chat for later. We basically logged on and RPF and ACP logged on also, trying to sit on us. My plan was actually to practice room changes today, which you guys did absolutely brilliantly, and so so SO efficiently! Everything worked out really well today, and I was happy with how it went.

We maxed around 15 today at a push in town, which was really great, and we averaged around 9-10. Our tactics were outstanding today, and so well done to everyone for that. All I can say is keep pushing and making this division a success! I’m proud of you all.

Something funny happened after the event but I’ll be posting on that later 😛

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Hola Nachos! Today we had a practice battle against the RPF, and I must say we did an EXCELLENT job today, and really gave the RPF a run for their money. This is the best event that we’ve had in a while. We attained average sizes of 21 troops, and had a max of 25 troops. You know what this means? MEDALS- MEDALS FOR ALL. Here are the pictures:

Once again Nachos, I am very proud of the sizes we achieved today. It is a weekday, and it’s been our best event in a while. I’m kind of excited to see what we’ll be able to hit on the weekend! However, I Will not accept One-hit wonders. This event was great, but I want things to be different around here from now on. I want us to be hitting around or near the sizes we hit today, for the rest of the events that we have this week. This is the beginning of a rebound for us Nachos, and I want to see work being done. We will kick some ass in the future. This requires commitment from all of you troops. If we hit sizes like this and more, we’ll be number one in no time. But we need EVERYONE to lend a hand towards our success. Do you want to kick some virtual penguin butt? DO you want to be number 1 on the CPAC Top Ten? DO YOU WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOREVER AND ALWAYS AS THE BIGGEST, BADDEST ARMY? DO YOU WANT THE TRUTH!? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH. But, if you answered yes to the other questions, it will require you to come to as many events as you can. The more you attend, the more you will be rewarded. Now, as a reward, later on I am going to put up a contest, the type I don’t know yet. But the winner, WILL RECEIVE A PROMOTION! (unless you’re a 4ic). 

COMMENT IF YOU MADE TODAY’S PRACTICE BATTLE FOR MEDALS! ADDITIONALLY, COMMENT WITH LINKS FOR PICTURES OF TODAY’S EVENT FOR MEDALS AS WELL.

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie1215

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