NACHOS. Unfortunately a sad event occurred. We lost a war.  The first time we have done so since 1945  2011, when we lost to ACP.

Don’t worry Nachos, unlike ACP, we have a strong core, with loyal troops, and we won’t crumble apart, like them. We’ll do what we always do; we’ll become massive again, we always hit a massive slump this time of year, as long as you guys continue to work hard, we’ll pull through it, and then have a really fun summer/spring. [January/Febuary is always a good time too].

I have just came back from holiday [vacation], while writing this, and my head is not working properly. But it’s working properly enough to know that this army can be put back on track by the end of December. [Sizes; 40+]

So I thought I’d put some things for you guys to aspire to by the end of Novemember

• Regularly attaining sizes of 30+ [Weekends/US]
• UK and AUSIA divisions attaining consistent sizes of 10+
• Consistent chat sizes; 1 full chat consistently.
• Each troop trying to come to a minimum of 5 events a month. [NOTE THE WORD MINIMUM]
• Every troop being happy [Woooh]
• All troops being happy to go express their concerns to an owner, and being in the knowledge that, that owner will try to address their concerns.

Thanks

I don’t know what I’ve just written, it was supposed to be a funny-pseudo-patriotic post, but ended up being a list of targets, sorry about that. I’ll go work on something else. Don’t eat me. Please.

~Chrisi Blule

Now here’s a wonderful new song by Enter Shikari.

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WEDNESDAY UK EVENT CHANGED to BE AT 8PM – DONT BE LATE

Hola Nachos!

Okay, We’re in the school term again and we’re not doing so great in the UK side of things. Now it’s time to work.

This is MY events schedule, you must attend these events if you are UK, as well as the invasions, defenses, etc. It’s time for us to build, serious this time. I will be at every event. You must attend every event also. If you are not at the event, you will be punished. If you are at the event, you will be rewarded. This marks the start of the rising of the great Nachos UK division! We will rise above everyone else, and we will flourish!

Once we have practiced, and practiced, until perfect, reaching sizes of at least 20, every time, we will be ready for practice battles. Once we do even better at practice battles, we will be ready for war. This is serious.

We’ve been too relaxed with you guys. We’ve given you the breathing room, and you’ve shown us that you’re not able to concentrate with too much space. Now, you get active, or you get demoted. I can imagine an active count will be called soon. You MUST attend these events, no matter what you have going on, or what you think you can do whilst in chat for an event, you must attend. I’ll see you there.

WEDNESDAY, 6TH NOVEMBER

Hope you enjoy those nice little graphics there. They’ll be here to stay, hopefully.

MAKE SURE TO COME TO THESE EVENTS. I MEAN IT. NO MORE PLAYING AROUND. IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU MUST ATTEND.

That’s all.

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

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Hola,

It’s over, Nachos, but not in the best possible way for us. I know that some of you may be confused about why we chose to end it, but I hope that this post will clarify everything for you.

At first, there was a pretty persistent cycle going, in which we’d win the US events, but ACP would reclaim whatever they lost with their AUSIA division. However, lately, we’ve lost a few US events and UK events, which allowed ACP and RPF to gain some more ground on us.

We were down to our final six today, and ACP scheduled many AUSIA and UK events that would take place tomorrow, essentially leaving us with no servers. The bottom line is that we need to improve our army at all time zones. In a desperate attempt to avert the possible crisis, we traded the servers that were being invaded with AR and Golds. Our happiness and feelings of genius were only short lived, as ACP threatened to bring in both RPF’s and DCP’s AUSIA forces to help invade on Tuesday. This is something that we couldn’t have handled alone. I want you all to remember that we didn’t originally enter this war alone. We at first had AR [who dropped out for legitimate reasons], and LT [who dropped out because they couldn’t get along]. We had a chance, but things just didn’t work out in our favor.

This is not the first time we have lost a war, nor will it be the last, so I don’t want any of you to feel discouraged. I’d advise all of you to repress your anger and hatred towards ACP, because we will get another crack at them, just not right now. The terms for this treaty are as followed:

Leaders were invited to a meeting and forced to agree to such wicked terms at gun point

• The Nachos hereby officially surrender (after being held hostage and forced against their will by the demands of Fuhrer Cas) to the Army of Club Penguin on the 3rd of November, 2013.
• ACP returns all servers conquered to the Nachos, with the exception of Snow Fort, Snow Globe, Brumby, Cloudy and White House (ACP needed more servers for their concentration camps)
• Nachos return all servers they claim to ‘own’ back to the ACP. (Forced to agree by Fuhrer Cas)
• Mikester(or any other username he has) may not be Nacho Leader until the ACP think he is fit to lead Nachos.(Doing so will result in Nachos losing their entire nation to the ACP).  (Mike now assumes the rank General of the Army rather than “leader”)
• Nachos cannot step foot on a ACP server(without consent) or declare war until April 1st, 2014. Doing so will result in Nachos losing their entire nation to ACP. (Daily riots will occur on ACP servers until this date)
• Nachos must make a post on their website confessing their lies and false reasoning for war, and state that they lost the war. The army must know.  (We also confess to this post being BS and that is Cas is egotistical dictator)
• The Leader of the Army of Club Penguin  Fuhrer Cas will become a moderator on Nachos chat until April 1st 2014 we grow tired and kill him.

No, you didn’t read it wrong, Mike can no longer serve as our leader, and will have to spend the rest of the winter as a 2ic. I know it sucks, but there wasn’t much room to wiggle out of that.  Shiv will be the acting leader in his place.

This war may be over, but the one with RPF sure as hell is not. There are many invasions to win and medals to be earned, so keep your heads high!

Rise,

~Beeky

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Three events remain this week, Nachos. Let’s make them good ones. USA will have a training session on Thursday, and then on saturday we will have a mixed patrol of Fjord, and a training session, possibly a fiesta. Then on saturday night, we will hopefully have a mini chat rally – this is basically where we want to get as many of you on chat. For a bit you won’t have to do anything but be in chat, so we can check your activeness. This is all stuff leading up to the end of month promotions. Then after that’s all checked off and done we will log on for more tactics to be practiced.

PATROL OF FJORD

Date: Saturday, November 9th

Server: FJORD

Time:

8:00 PM UK

3:00 PM EST

2:00 PM CST

1:00 PM MST

12:00 PM PST

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CHAT RALLY / TRAINING SESSION

Date: Saturday, November 9th

Server: Nacho Server

Time:

7:00 PM EST

6:00 PM CST

5:00 PM MST

4:00 PM PST

12:00 AM UK

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS

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Hola,

           Another promotion day is upon us, and there’s no doubt that it’s been a rough October. This was our first month without Puckley, and I think that we’ve held up pretty well so far, but we need to gain some more momentum – and keep it. This game is only going to be fun if everybody shows up. Anyway, I got the opportunity to promote a lot of people, with some getting more than just one! Remember mods, you are the people that need to be setting the example. Be active, or you’ll find yourself one rank lower. Remember, medals did not count towards this promotion day, and they will not be reset until the end of this month. This means that you’ve been given ample time, so I should see a very large amount of promos at the end of November! As is always the case, there is a chance that I may have missed you. The margin for error will get much lower when I get to factor in medals, but that just isn’t the case for today. If you think that you deserve a promotion, but didn’t get one, feel free to leave a civil, non-threatening comment below. Congratulations to everybody who got a promotion!

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Hola,

Today, I bring you a post of victory. We logged onto the once major Nacho recruiting hub that is Big Foot, in a bold attempt to liberate it from wretched RPF rule. This was unquestionably a Nacho victory, though we can do much better. RPF is definitely going to adamantly immerse themselves into the delusion that they were victorious, but I advise you to take anything they say with a grain of salt. We maxed out at a size of 16, which at first glance, doesn’t seem to be that great. However, in relation to some of our other events this fall, it’s fantastic, and we are without a doubt back on the rise! Let’s win this war, and dent ACP’s [and RPF’s] spirits once and for all!

Once again, great job Nachos! Everybody who came will get one medal.

In order to receive your medals, you must comment with the following:

>>>Your username<<<

>>>Your rank<<<

Rise,

~Beeky

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Invasion of Yukon: Victory!

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Invasion of Snow Globe

Date: Friday, November 1st

Server: Snow Globe

Time:

 6:00 PM EST

 5:00 PM CST

 4:00 PM MST

 3:00 PM PST

 11:00 PM UK

Invasion of Half Pipe

Date: Friday, November 1st

Server: Half Pipe

Time:

 6:00 PM EST

 5:00 PM CST

 4:00 PM MST

 3:00 PM PST

 11:00 PM UK

Invasion of Sherbert

Date: Friday, November 1st

Server: Snow Globe

Time:

 6:00 PM EST

 5:00 PM CST

 4:00 PM MST

 3:00 PM PST

 11:00 PM UK

Hola,

Tomorrow is going to be a long day for us, Nachos. This means we’re going to have to reach back, and do the best we can. I know we can do this, but I need every one of you to be willing and ready to fight. Alright, so aside from the UK battles and the midnight invasion of Fjord, we have one other thing planned: mass invasions of ACP servers. The concept is fairly simple. We designate three leaders (Mike, Wolfie, and a 2ic/3ic [I will unfortunately not be here), and they take roughly five people to three separate chats [including our main one]. From there, we invade three servers simultaneously for the first 15 minutes! Following that, all troops will converge on one of those servers, and fight off the remaining opposition, as depicted in this highly-detailed rendition of our strategy:

Switch the times to 6:00 PM, and 6:15 PM, respectively.

Like I said, that’s a lot of events. On another note, promotions will be released on Saturday, November 2nd. Some of you still need that final push, so I advise everybody to try their best to attend these events.

I have faith in us Nachos. Let’s show the ACP that we are THE force to be reckoned with in armies. It’s time to show our muscle.

~”Keep Pwning”

~”Time to Show the World”

-Wolfie and Beeky

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Hola, Nachos!

Happy Halloween! 😀

Today the AUSIA Division had a very big chat, just when we were getting ready for another two battles against ACP, they suddenly cancelled it, like they usually do when we have a big size, which really pissed me off. The invasions for tomorrow remain the same. And because of that we let ACP trample all over us….!

NOT!

Since we couldn’t battle ACP after they chickened out, seeing as it was Halloween, we decided to have a Halloween Party!

We logged into Zipline, which quite ironically, ACP happened to be on (Hey, whaddya know, ACP were online the. whole. time.) I then got a PC from ACP’s AUSIA leader Flipmoo saying what I was doing on there, I just told him we were having a party after ACP refused to make the event, which was fine by him!

We did some tactics, recruited, played games, and more recruiting! We managed to grab a bunch ‘a recruits along the way, which rocked too! I soon left cause the power went off again (surprise surprise), so the rest of the event was lead by Power.

I wasn’t there for awfully long so I only have a few pictures:

As you can see, we gathered a lot of rogues a.k.a new recruits!

Anyway, I was gonna saw something but I forgot… 😐 Comment if you made it!

Also, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Enjoy the day, eat loads of candy, egg your enemies, and don’t listen to the dentists! 

~ Get hype on candy!

~ Cutie2854

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Hola Nachos!

Today, our US division invaded the server Fiesta. We had one of our best invasions this week, maxing 12 and averaging 10 throughout the battle. ACP only had 6, and had to call on DCP to help them out. Even with DCP, they were unable to stop the great Nacho Army. Great job today Nachos!

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Hey, Nachos!

Alright, so I’ve come up with perhaps a more efficient way of promoting people which perhaps could work a lot better than our present one, and I want to put it out there to EVERY Nacho troop, not just the owners. It’s up to you guys whether this could work.

So here’s what happens. Its up to us if the medal system stays or goes depending on how effective it is, but basically, if we think that a person has done enough in one particular month for a promotion (bare in mind this can be at any time of the month, ranging from October promotion day to the November promotion day), then that person on the ranks will gain their name in bold.

If they do exceedingly well then near enough the end of the month they get a Bold and Underline on the ranks, and if they have been doing badly recently or not turning up to events, they may possibly get their name in italics. This bold, underline, and italics does NOT mean immediate promotion, however, it does mean that this troop, if they carry on as they are doing, they will receive promotion at the end of the month.

This could possibly be a much better way to keep track of who’s doing well in the army, and who isn’t, and who is doing exceedingly well. It also encourages troops to be a lot more active to get themself noticed for a bold name, and it also definitely requires owners from 3ic-1ic to be more proactive in noticing which troops are being very active and which aren’t. It is also a good way of letting troops know they are doing well, DURING the month, not just at the end of the month which, at the start of a month can seem rather a long way away.

This idea is open to discussion, so please let me know what you think of it in the comments section, and if we get enough positive feedback then I think it will be highly likely that we implement this idea. Keep on the look-out for more ideas to change this place up, because I’m getting the feeling that we will be needing lots of renovation to get this old-dog learning new-tricks!

That’s all!

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

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