Reminder: Training/Tactics Session- TODAY

❗ EVENT –  TODAY ❗

THURSDAY, AUGUST 15, 2013

 5:00pm EST

 4:00pm CST

 3:00pm MST

 2:00PM PST

10:00 PM GMT

||Goal: 45+||

During this event we’ll be trying out the tactics that you all suggested. So it should be a really fun event.

Site Stats.

Some statistics about the site, they’re quite interesting.  So, I thought I’d post them. Yay.

Fun fact: In the past year, no one from North Korea has viewed the Nacho site. I wonder why.

If you can’t see the images, right click on the one that you’re currently looking at, click “copy image url”, then copy and paste the link into a new tab.

Number 1: Site views per month

Number 2: Top Authors Ever.

Please note, that this only includes when people have actually clicked on that person’s post/page.

Number 3:

Site referrals

We got quite a few from 4chan, because of PR. Hehe.

Number 4:

Current top commenters.  People with the most comments, per the newest 1000.

And that’s all for now.

The poll of the week will be out on Sunday. Even though I’m fairly certain that I’ve already did this week’s. I’m not sure to be fairly honest, I’ve completely lost track of time during these holiday’s.

Please note I won’t be on for a few days, Remember to try and make the events that have been scheduled people. Especially the PB against Army Republic, we need to try and get at least over 40, which I’m sure we can do.

~Chrisi Blule

Events for the Week

Hello Nachos, it’s your 2ic Wolfie here. This here is a schedule for our events this week. We have a U-Lead Session tomorrow (Wednesday), the Training/Tactics Session on Thursday, and yesterday I scheduled a practice battle with our good allies, the Army Republic. This is a simple battle between two allies, however I want to put all our effort into it. Here are the times:

SATURDAY: PRACTICE BATTLE WITH ARMY REPUBLIC(AR)

SATURDAY, AUGUST 17, 2013

5:00 PM EST

4:00 PM CST

3:00 PM MST

2:00 PM PST

10:00 PM GMT

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT ❗

Keep this hot streak going Nachos. WE ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE THIS SUMMER. Let’s stay strong and finish not just the summer, but the YEAR on a high note.

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie1215

Results of Frenzy|Events For The Rest of The Week

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Results of That Long Post of Polls

Thank you for participating, here are the results.

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FJORD FRENZY- STAR WARS EDITION

Wolfie: NACHOS DON’T FORGET TO COMMENT ON THE TRAINING/TACTICS SESSION POST RIGHT HERE:

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Hola Nachos! Shadow2446 [Nacho Hall of Fame member] had a splendid idea a while ago, and I figured we should give it a try! It’s a Fjord Frenzy Star Wars Edition! Every army is invited to part take in this fun event, we all just choose whether we want to be part of the Old Republic, or The empire, and just have an all out brawl between both sides, a fun event for everyone just to take a break from all these serious battles! It should be fun for everyone. Anyways here are the details for the event!

❗ FJORD FRENZY STAR WARS EDITION ❗

Server: Fjord

When: Tuesday [Tomorrow]

Times:

3:00 PM EST

2:00 PM  CST

1:00 PM MST

12:00 PM PST

8:00 PM UK

[I know it’s pretty short notice, I intended on scheduling it for Friday, but to my surprise the Star Wars party ends tomorrow]

Here is a list of armies that are invited, and whether they have accepted or denied the offer [Note: Even if your army was not listed, your army is still welcomed to attend!]:

 Nachos- Attending- Old Republic

 Rebel Penguin Federation- indecisive [It’d be nice if our rivals show up ;)]

 Army of the Republic- Attending 

 Water Vikings-Attending-The Empire

 Doritos- Attending

Dark Warriors- Attending

 Underground Mafias Army- Declined

 Army of CP- Attending-Empire

 Ice Warriors-indecisive 

 Sun Squad- Most likely

 Special Weapons and Tactics- indecisive

 Chaos Army- Indecisive

 Watex Warriors- Attending

 Samra Warriors-

Nochos-Attending-Old Republic

If there is nothing next to your armies name that is because I have not been able to contact any represnative of your army as of yet. If you accept the invitation please leave a comment below confirming your attendance, also if you could list which side you will be on [The Old Republic/The Empire] That’d also be great 😀

NOW, if you’re a Star Wars dummy as myself and know nothing of Star Wars, don’t worry about it! I know nothing myself haha. You just pick a side the Old Republic, or the Empire, and have fun! we can finally have our light saber battles! Anyways here’s what the uniforms for both sides should look like:

The Empire:

or

AS FOR NON-MEMBERS YOU CAN USE ANYTHING WHILE BEING BLACK!

The Old Republic:

SAME FOR NON-MEMBERS HERE YOU CAN USE ANY ITEM WILL BEING WHITE!

Anything similar to those uniforms are good!

This will be our battle ground:

We will not be battling in any Club Penguin room for a change!  This will be free roam you can go where you please!

I encourage all leaders into accepting our invitation, it’s just a fun event for everyone to enjoy, unlike all those serious battles we have during wars, which I’m sure all leaders can agree is a PAIN. I’m sure your troops would like to have a fun event like this! 😀

TRAINING SESSION TIMES

Hello Nachos it’s your 2ic Wolfie here. Alas, it seems that we have reached the near end of our barrage of summer events. However, we still have 3 weeks to finish off the summer on a strong note. The Nachos have also lost a very good leader, Edd. However, we will not let this get in the way of still continuing our hot streak of the summer.  Now, I have decided to develop our skills even further by developing some more cool tactics. Recently Beeky had brought up the tactic of 3 lines, which has worked extremely to our advantage. Given the right sizes, we Nachos can accomplish any tactic or any positions/forms we want. I myself have some good ideas on tactics that we can use in battle, again given we have a good size. However, I am going to be looking at YOU, the troops, for ideas if you have one. Sometimes I just randomly come up with tactic ideas that could be potentially cool and beneficial. I am going to give you the troops the opportunity to share your ideas. It will not be a U-Lead, but more like a “Give us your ideas and we’ll lead it, and if we like it you’ll be rewarded.” Yes, there will be a reward to the best suggested tactics.

THE PEOPLE WHO COME UP WITH THE TWO BEST TACTICS WILL BE GIVEN A PROMOTION! (Except for 4ics, sorry!)

Now, if you have a cool idea, you may submit it in the comments on this post. I want to see a LOT OF GOOD IDEAS ON THIS POST. Let’s make this a good event. It will have been our first tactics session in like 3 months. I hope to see a good turnout.

NACHOS TACTICS SESSION

THURSDAY, AUGUST 15, 2013

5:00pm EST

4:00pm CST

3:00pm MST

2:00PM PST

➡ 10:00PM GMT (not expected, but much appreciated if you make it)

Let’s keep this hot streak going for as long as possible. I’m proud you guys and what the Nachos have accomplished as of late, now let’s keep accomplishing more amazing feats and prove that we are a force to be reckoned with.

LEAVE YOUR TACTIC IDEAS HERE, I WANT TO SEE A LOT OF GOOD IDEAS. OR IF YOU CAN’T THINK OF ONE UNTIL THE DAY OF THE EVENT, YOU CAN PC ME YOUR IDEA ON CHAT, AND I WILL TAKE IT INTO CONSIDERATION.

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie1215

Weekly Poll #18||Mascots

So, I’m working my way through everyone’s ideas for the poll. Here is the first. [Credit to Dancer]

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Last week’s results:

Do you actually like nachos [THE FOOD]?

Yes                      106                  75%

No                       19                    13%

They’re ok.       17                     12%

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Thanks

~Chrisi Blule

Breeze Riot.

Please note, that these riots do not mean that we’re at war with ACP.

Today, after the Legends Cup final, we rioted on Breeze, against the ACP, along with AR and UMA, RPF showed up to stop us. But the pink colour that we had donned shone through their oppression.

The citizens of Breeze, are currently a little shaken.

You don’t get much better looking than my bunny ears.

~Chrisi Blule

Club Penguin Fullscreen! Download!

Hola Nachos, Dj Dan made a pretty amazing download for you guys! It’s Club Penguin Full Screen!

 

100% Secure and The Virus Sites say it’s very safe!

 

This program doesn’t just go full screen. It takes off a lot of lag for all those laggy people out there this is the program for you!

 

How to download:

This folder should be called Club Penguin FullScreen zip.

 

Open The Folder!

Copy this Folder and paste it somewhere
Now you open the folder you just copied
These 3 Files HAVE TO be together for the program to work!

 

 

 Right Click on CP FullScreen.exe and click!

 

Copy the shortcut and paste it where ever u want -.-
Now Open that Shortcut AND BOOM

 

Perks!

 

No more switching Tabs! You can use This Amazing App to  be on CP and xat at the same time!

 

Everybody thinks it’s great everyone thank DJ Dan The link is below!

 

http://www.mediafire.com/download/ef43z7j5rdnd866/Club+Penguin+FullScreen.zip

“May The Salsa be With You Great Soldier”

-Pechu123

Nacho Major General