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After Reading Elmikey’s “Victory” Post
Now Elm before you start reading I’d just like to make this clear:
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Nachos Throw RPF Off Alpine
Hola Nachos!
Today was another great day for the Nacho Army as we consistently continue to rise and win while the RPF continues to decrease more and more in size each battle! It was a great battle today that was definitely a lot of fun with some definitely fun moments in chat during the battle! I hope you guys had a great time too, and it’s always fun and a good time to beat up on RPF! 😉 So amazing job today, Nachos; you’re guys are definitely the best soldiers in all of Club Penguin and the reason why this army is so great! Let’s continue and keep that going as we finish off RPF in this war!
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It helps with promotions! 😀
Max size: 48 Nachos!
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RPF is begging for allies to come help them. They know they are in trouble.

They try to use propaganda and lies to trick people into helping them. Pretty low, right?

A bit desperate? They need help to try to beat us?

12 Nachos locked out in the Town. 32 Nachos above + 12 locked out = 44 total!

20 RPF below. 2 or locked locked out.
RPF RETREAT NUMBER ONE.
About 30 Nachos below in the Ice Berg.
Maybe 28 to be exact.
Meanwhile 15 Nachos were locked out of the Ice Berg.
28 + 15 = 48 Nachos!


We consistently had about 25+ in the Ice Berg with about 15+ locked out in the Town.
RPF seemed to have about 20+ in Ice Berg with 5 or 6 locked out.
Epic Ice Cream Waterfall! 😀
RPF RETREAT NUMBER TWO
About 20+ Nachos enter or make it into the Stadium at first. More are able to make it in later, and we actually have more log on later. Probably about 15+ still locked out.
Size between RPF and Nachos is about equal here.
The Nacho Choir breaks out in song here singing “Let it Shine!” One of those you had to be there moments 😉
A lot more Nachos in the Stadium now. I counted 28 Nachos here. Maybe 10-15 still locked out.
RPF has about 20 soldiers.
27 Nachos. 24 RPF.
Ads joins the battles and reports that 15+ Nachos were locked out.
Probably about 25+ in the Stadium, so still a total of 40+ Nachos.
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And after the battle…

NACHO VICTORY PARTY AT TAN’S IGLOO! 😉

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
~Puckley
Nacho Leader
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Caught ‘Em
Hey Nachos! So this morning I was logging on Club Penguin to collect the new pin that had come out (yep, I’m an avid pin collector, say what you will), when all of a sudden I see this black penguin called P206853253, recruiting for the RPF. So I stand there, and just watch him. All of a sudden, I realized a few things.
1. This penguin was saying the EXACT same messages over and over.
2. These messages were being displayed at PERFECT 1 second intervals. ( I timed the span in between comments, and they were all the exact same time.)
This just goes to show that RPF is CLEARLY using bots with auto-type to recruit people. Who’s to say that they’re not using bots during battles? There’s a good chance that they are indeed using bots not just to recruit, but to make it seem like they’re bigger. This just goes to show that RPF has to use bots to try and recruit people, unlike us Nachos who actually care enough to have REAL people go onto the server and have fun recruiting sessions. Yet another reason why RPF is pathetic. If you’re gonna recruit, at least do it the right way (or the decent way).
Most likely RPF’s reasoning is going to be “So what? It’s just recruiting with bots, there’s nothing illegal about that, we can do what we want” Yes, you’re right, it is not illegal, however it’s quite sad you must resort to bots to do your bidding.Or perhaps they’ll say “lol are you dumb? That is clearly a normal account, and besides you can’t prove that’s a bot.” Yes, I can’t exactly prove that is a real bot, but there is substantial evidence that leads to the conclusion that that is a bot. It displayed comments at PERFECT (right on the dot) 1 second intervals, and it kept repeating the same messages, without error. A human would eventually make error in typing, it’s just bound to happen, but all the messages had no spelling errors.
Anyway, here’s a picture of the recruit bot.

Nachos, we’re better than bots. We are going to win this war against the Rebel Pathetic Federation/ Rebel Propagandist Federation
~Keep Pwning
-Wolfie1215
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Nachos Chase RPF Out Of Alaska
Hola Nachos! Firstly, I’d like to congratulate RPF on being such great runners. Nachos had a great performance today at the cleansing of Alaska, with max sizes 50 at some point and consistently sizes of about 45+. RPF claims to be the winner, sure they might have won if this were a running contest, RPF had retreated from every room. The Nachos were easily able to over comes RPF’s forces both in the battle room, and locked out battles. Nachos would be able to match or even exceed RPF’s sizes in the main battle room, and our locked troops would easily outnumber RPF’s forces with our locked forces having about 20. Another issue I’d like to approach is RPF claiming the Nachos of using bots, and DDoS’ing simply because they’re losing, that’s honestly utterly pathetic. You claim this, yet there is no evidence of anything going on, why is there no evidence? Simple, because the Nachos do not commit such actions. You constantly claim we DDoS your leader, meanwhile Puckley, and Edd are constantly DDoS’d themselves they just don’t whine about it. So man up and stop using these DDoS and bots excuse simply because you can’t handle the Nachos!
Great job today, Nachos! That was a lot of fun! Let’s finish them! 😀
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Max size: 50+ Nachos!
42 Nachos+ + 5 locked out in Mine Shack + 3 more in Town
Mine was pre-battle to about first 10 minutes into the battle.
RPF and Nachos charge the Pool. About 30+ Nachos make it in. 15 locked out.
Meet RPF…


Nice on RPF, using auto-typers during battles.


Nachos are just that good; we don’t need to cheat like RPF – with every troop using autotypers.

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Hm, where’s the hack kid?
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40-45 in the Mine + locked out Nachos = 50+ Nachos
Nachos and RPF charge into the Pool. About 30+ Nachos make it in.
12 Nachos below. We had up to 15+ locked out while we were in the Pool. 30+ (+) 15+ = 45+
RPF RETREAT NUMBER ONE.
About 30+ Nachos again in the Forest. 15 locked out.
Exactly 15 Nachos locked out here. Total Nachos still had around 45+

RPF has about 20+ soldiers with none locked out. They soon retreat into the Plaza.
RPF RETREAT NUMBER TWO
Only about 25 Nachos made it into the Plaza. Much more were locked out this time – up to 20+ locked out one point – still 45+ Nachos overall.

RPF has about 20 soldiers with 3 or 4 locked out.

20 Nachos locked out here.

22 Nachos locked out here.
I make it back in finally. About 22-25 Nachos in the Plaza when I got in.
With 22-25 in the Plaza and the 22 I left locked out – about 45-50 overall.
RPF RETREAT NUMBER 3.
About 30 Nachos make it into the Dock. Probably about 15 locked out again.
RPF seems to have about 20+ soldiers in the Dock.
RPF RETREAT NUMBER 4.
RPF is destroyed by our constant “NACHO ARMY” bomb.


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More pictures from everyone!

Pictures from Lop!






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More pictures!



We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
~Joker
~Puckley
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Because I’ve lost control of my life. -Elmikey
The title says it all.
Drawing Owned By: xCheezpuffzx
Gyarados(#130) Game Freak Inc. 1996-2013 Nintendo Trademark Pokemon Dream World.
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Shiver: Cultural Learnings of RPF for Make Benefit Glorious Army of Nachos
Being the former spymaster and international man of journalism, sex, and mystery I am, I felt inspired to go learn something new.
I set off with forged RPF papers to the RPF cultural center of Tuxedo. The guards at the city gates, however, did not check for any papers and simply let me into the city even though I was evidently orange and wearing a sombrero. I could not understand them due to their extremely untelligentable grunting and animal-like body language.
Walking through the city streets, I could not find any civilized, intelligent people. Instead, I found many children under the age of 11 running around with guns and knifes. I thought, “What the fuck,” as guns had some tight ass regulations in the Nacho Empire and there was no way in hell this way was legal. However, after taking a quick look in my RPF guide book, I saw…
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The Final Strike
Invasion of Tundra
Date: Sunday, July 14th
Server: Tundra
Time:
:arrow:2:00 pm EST
:arrow:1:00 pm CST
:arrow:12:00 pm MST
:arrow:11:00 am PST
:arrow:6:00 pm GMT
:arrow:7:00 pm UK
|| GOAL: 50-60+ ||
COMMENT IF YOU’LL BE THERE!
Hola Nachos!
We certainly have great week ahead of us as we continue to fight on with the RPF! It’ll definitely be another fun week of close and intense battles, so you will definitely not want to miss it! We have already struck a mighty blow into the RPF, but it’s time for the final strike and to finish them! Rise up together, Nachos! Victory awaits for the mighty Nacho Empire!
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
~Nachos
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White House Defended; Arctic Conquered!
Hola Nachos!

Whoa, that was a long battle! We began on Klondike where our invasion of Arctic was taking place; however, the RPF refused to defend their last server remaining Arctic! We remained on Klondike (for Arctic) for about 15 minutes and since no RPF showed up, we easily conquered the server to take away RPF’s last remaining piece of territory. RPF insisted on invading White House, so we eventually made our way there to fight them. We gathered in the Mine to start with awesome sizes of up to 40-45 Nachos compared to the RPF’s say 30 troops if that. After a bit of waiting, we forced our way in to fight the RPF, and we easily crushed them then sent them running from room to room across Club Penguin! Another solid day, Nachos! Way to go! 😀
Great job today, Nachos! Let’s keep the fun going! 😀
Joker: I decided to add a few more pics at the bottom
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Here’s the Nacho forces on Arctic.
Nacho troops remaining on Arctic even after we moved to White House.

RPF was using allies… wut

More proof of using allies…

RPF are cheaters.

RPF claims we joke bomb a lot where as they joke bomb an average of 8-10 EACH battle.

RPF continues to cheat by multi-logging.

More proof of that.

RPF leaders forcing their troops to spy.

Read more for pictures!
Summary of battle too!
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Weekly Quiz #13
I’m really running low on ideas. Please submit some questions I could ask next time.
As you can see, please give me suggestions, I’m desperate.
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Last weeks results:
When did you join armies?
| Answer | Votes | Percent | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2013 | 48 | 40% | |
| 2009 | 15 | 13% | |
| 2012 | 12 | 10% | |
| 2010 | 12 | 10% | |
| 2006 | 10 | 8% | |
| 2011 | 9 | 8% | |
| 2008 | 7 | 6% | |
| 2007 | 6 | 5% |
Something tells me, that the people who voted for 2006 are lying 😆
~Chrisi Blule
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