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Oh, wow, I really hate these posts but since our propagandist friends (RPF) like to over exaggerate everything, I feel that it is needed to put them in their place (ha, no pun intended :mrgreen:)! Plus, I already did all the calculating for you…. wut, yeah.
Yay, yippee, read on….
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Hola Nachos!
Well, well, the Rebel Propagandist Federation strikes again in their latest post consisting of more propaganda B.S. Seriously, how hard are these guys going to try? They treat Club Penguin armies like this is real life and war, and they continue to shove this crap down their troops throats. These are the types of people who are either going to end up in jail for some stupid reason like trying to rob the police station, or the people who are going to be 40 years old and living in their mom’s basement (Elmikey). Someone really needs to tell them who cares and that this is just a game. 
So as a read their little propagandist post and their little poem…
RPF’s propaganda poem
I could not help but think….
Their entire post is quite hysterical if you ever care to read it, but it sounds like RPF is going to “try to make a comeback” now which means even more 24/7 forced bot recruiting from the RPF! Way to be that “perfect” army and to continue to lie to your own soldiers, RPF!
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Let’s do this, Nachos, and let’s finish this once and for all. Tomorrow, we will bring all that we have, and they won’t even know what hit them. Hey, how about we show them what a true Golden Age is by reaching sizes up to 60-80+!
~Puckley
Nacho Leader
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Hola Nachos!
Today, we successfully invaded Tundra from the RPF marking two defeats in a row where RPF has actually surrendered to us! Our size was only decent today as we managed to max 35-40 Nachos at this event with an average of about 30 Nachos, but we were still able to dominate this event as the RPF was in turmoil while they argued away on their chat. This is also marks two days in a row where the RPF have achieved sizes of about 10 on Club Penguin. Let’s keep this going, Nachos, and let’s finish them!
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Hola Nachos!
RPF “cring”
Today, we set out to defend our capital Fjord! The battle definitely did not last long as the RPF surrendered within five minutes on Fjord! We certainly had the size advantage with an average of 35 and max of 40+ Nachos in the short time span while RPF had about 10 soldiers. Meanwhile, our ally the UMA who announced their declaration of war on the RPF yesterday were invading Tuxedo as scheduled on our website. The RPF immediately fled Fjord in an attempt to save their capital. We followed in pursuit, but by the time we arrived they were already getting destroyed by the UMA. Then, soon enough the RPF surrendered there as well. In under 14 minutes, in a one-two punch of Nachos and UMA, Fjord was successfully defended and Tuxedo was successfully conquered!
Amazing job today, Nachos! Let’s bring it all once again tomorrow and send the RPF running once again! We should definitely be able to reach 50+ Nachos tomorrow considering it’s the weekend! The RPF has taken a mighty blow; now it’s time to knock them out!
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Meh, best pic from the 14 minutes….
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Thanks to Base and Robe for pics!
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Edit: 😉
We don’t have near enough funny pictures on this site in my opinion.
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Hola Nachos!
Today, we begin our campaign to strike back against the RPF! Day by day, they have slowly been weakening, and it is now time to exploit those weaknesses. If they thought that the first few battles were tough, they will have no idea what hit them starting today! It’s funny too because they have been trying so hard to defeat us, but they have not even put a dent in us. They have been recruiting 24/7 wasting their lives while we have been enjoying our summer and having fun! Oh wait, RPF considers 24/7 recruiting fun…. Still, no matter how hard they try, they can’t get to us; they can’t defeat us. Ain’t that right, RPF? 😉
Day in and day out, Nachos, we simply need to be consistent and continue to perform at this high level. It is no time to start going the other direction; we must continue to fight on strong as we still have much to achieve and do for this summer! We still have aspirations to reach 80+ on CP, win the LCIV, but most importantly right now, to defeat RPF and win this war! If we’re going to do that, we need you doing your very best to attend battles and doing your role that you have here. I not only need and am relying on YOU, but your fellow soldiers are also relying on YOU. Together, we will achieve all of that, and together we will sure have one hell of a good time! 😀
~Puckley
Nacho Leader
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Long story short: Today’s the day the Thirteen Colonies went from a slow transition from the United States of America, to where we currently are, in good ole’ ‘Murica, the land of the (sort of ) free (or as some like to call it, the land of the Natives) and the home of the obese….
Lol, just kidding (sort of). America is a complicated land, some like it, and some don’t. Some can think of many reasons why America is the worst place on Earth, while others can do nothing. But, it’s (for many of us) home. But I’m not here to make a speech on why Independence Day is so special, I’m just here to say one thing.
HAPPY LOSS OF COLONY DAY, UK TROOPS.
Cutie, idek- Chrisi.
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As many of you know, RPF Leader Elmikey (at least who everyone thinks he is) posted a “recruiting guide” on the RPF site.
Nacho scientists, intrigued by the high level of cancer cells emanating out of the post, enlisted the NSSA’s top crackers (no racist) to open that shit up. The following is in it’s raw, unaltered form.
[THE FOLLOWING IS PRESENTED IN A FRANK AND EXPLICIT NATURE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. HIG RISK OF DEVELOPING NOOBITIS,]
NSSA Files #258
RPF “Recruiting Guide”
ok as u all no, RPF iz the gretest army of cp army histry. but we dont hav enuff trupes 2 fite nachos. i cant mutilog foreva so we ned 2 recrute trupes
her r sum tips 2 recrute trupes
1. ok we r a reel army wit reel guns and tanks. we rnt the nachos who jus do emots and werds. we r kool cuz we…
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