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Today we successfully defended Tuxedo from the RPF. Both armies were equal throughout the event, and therefore the RPF failed in taking Tuxedo from us [to win an invasion you obviously need more troops than the defenders, not the exact same amounts, which we both had during the battle]. Our size was decent, we averaged around 35, discounting locked-out troops, and maxed around 40. RPF got the same amount of troops as us, but of course, on their site they’ll double the number, even though they clearly had the same numbers as us throughout the events, that’s how RPF logic works.

Tactics were decent, but they could have been a little quicker. Overall we won, so it’s all good.

Both armies began the event in different rooms, we were in the town, RPF was in the Stadium, and upon Kingfunk4’s command, we charged the ice berg, in order to make it a fair battle. Both of us were on par, as stated earlier.

Here are the pictures;

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Pre-Battle

Main Battle:

Robecuba’s Pictures:

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Event over. Nachos win. Brace yourselves for the results

LOG ONTO CLUB PENGUIN NOW!

TO FIGHT THE RPF ON TUXEDO

COME ON OUR CHAT XAT.COM/NACHOSARMYOFCP TO RECEIVE ORDERS

FIGHT THE [CHEATING] RPF. 

“Mess with the best, die like the rest”

Server: Tuxedo

Room: Ice Berg

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Chrisi Edit: To those of you saying “He was just comparing troop sizes”. How hard is it for him to remain on one account and simply switch between the rooms? [Not very]. I think it’s quite clear that if Elmikey was willing to multilog to compare troop sizes, then he would be willing to use multilogging to RPF’s benefit, and then of course, if the leader is doing it, the likelihood of the troops doing it is quite high. 

Hola Nachos!

It’s funny how just pathetic the RPF can be.  Nothing more really needs to be said.

EXAMPLE 1

Multi-logging

RPF multi-log? Oh, it appears so. No wonder why they claim to reach sizes of “90 RPF!”  What is even funnier is that they actually posted this on their website!  Aren’t these guys supposed to be somewhat smart have at least common sense at age 20?  I guess not.

EXAMPLE 2

Forcing troops to vote in a pointless poll to appear “better”

Well, well, no wonder why RPF is winning by so much… because the force their troops to vote on pointless polls.

More is sure to come from the Rebel Pathetic Federation.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola, Nachos!

Oh, those Rebellious Penguins. Their rebellious yell was no match for the Great Nacho Empire today! Average of 40 on club penguin, max of about 47, we thrashed those rebels who retreated around 5 times in battle!  With 47 Nachos, and 40 RPF… The NACHO ARMY wins the battle with bigger sizes, and epic formations and tactics!

Message to the Rebels:

~Mess With The Best, Die Like The Rest~

Edd64

-Nacho Leader

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Note: This is a post with that has been created with the intention of being slightly humorous [Notice “slightly”]. I’ll put your comments into the spam section RPF peoples if you act like this is the worst post to ever grace Club Penguin Armies, or argue with you, depending on whether I feel like it. Edit: Oh wait, I can’t because someone de-editored me! >;@

New evidence has came to light, that Commando717, founder of RPF, is indeed, a terrorist. Who has successfully harmed Club Penguin on numerous occasions.

The evidence arose, after Elmikey, some RPF dude who’s RPF’s leader or something, declared Nacho Covert Agent #82782627 Fido1625, a ‘Club Penguin terrorist’.

The now defunct NSSA archives were raided by Club Penguin Lawyer Lord, Chrisi Blule’s, agents, where incriminating Youtube videos of Commando717 were discovered, which showed him committing acts of terrorism on Club Penguin, including, setting off a nuclear bomb.

When asked why the NSSA archives were raided, Chrisi Blule responded with this statement;

The NSSA archives were raided for numerous reasons, the first being, that I was bored, and there’s some cool stuff in there, but the second is, we couldn’t handle Agent Fido being declared as a terrorist, when Commando clearly is one himself.

Chrisi Blule has recently denied allegations of corruption. His good friend, Silvio Berlusconi confirmed that he is corruption-free.

We Make Stories Completely Made Up By Chrisi Blule, can now bring you, the reader, an example of the evidence.

The CP Lawyer Lord Court demands Commando’s immediate appearance in a court case which is to be scheduled in the coming weeks. Until then they have released this statement;

Commando717 is a dangerous individual, he will stop at nothing to see Club Penguin burn, we ask that you stay in your homes until this hooligan is brought to justice. If you spot him, please call 982382983292038, do not attempt to apprehend him yourself, we can not allow any more people to suffer under him.

Be aware readers. You’re in danger!

~Ronald Bush Reagan Jr Jr Jr Jr

Ronald is a very good reporter, having notably been an editor on sex magazine “Porn Weekly”, he has since began his own drug trafficking ring, and sees himself as a contender for the upcoming President of the World position  once he’s dealt with the pesky US Government, who still won’t allow him to grow drugs. 

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Edit: LOOK AT ALL THOSE COMMENTS THAT I CAN’T APPROVE 😦

Btw, I hate you, whoever de-editored me.

Last weeks results;

HAHA, FOOTBALL [REAL FOOTBALL, NOT HANDEGG] WON.

Basically, someone un-editored me, which is upsetting, because I was a super-duper-awesome editor, who actually did stuff 😦 YOUR INTERNET CENSORSHIP IS WORSE THAN NORTH KOREA’S – yeah, how’s that for an insult?

And on the topic of censorship, here’s a song about censorship…

-Chrisi Blule

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we successfully defended Aurora from the RPF!  So much for RPF’s “invasion of Aurora” as they didn’t even try to attack us to take to the server.  That doesn’t sound like much of an invasion to me, does it?  RPF paraded around doing practically everything except attack for about 45 minutes until logging off while we were still on the server.  I’m sorry there was not much fighting or battling today, Nachos, but maybe the RPF will grow some balls and at least attempt to fight us next time. 😉

Overall, it was another solid day for the Nacho Army as we managed to sizes upwards to 50 Nachos!  However, the RPF were, indeed, larger than us today, Nachos.  As proven today and many times in the past, size does not always win you battles.  I honestly do not see RPF maintaining such sizes for very long, but that does not mean we can be satisfied with what and how we are currently doing. it is very good, yes, but we can always do better.

Let’s keep improving and winning, Nachos.  We’re in for one hell of a war and fight if RPF maintains a large size which just makes it that much more fun and something you’ll definitely want to be a part of.  Our next battle is tomorrow, and our goal is to reach sizes of 70+ Nachos.  We’ve already reached up to 60+ Nachos, so I think it’s time to go for 70+, don’t you? 😀

Great job, today, Nachos! Comment if you were there!

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Done. Looks like we win!

You had 40 bots? Holy…

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RPF takes things WAY too seriously…

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Thank you Joker, Gamer, and Lop for some pictures!

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Now, compare that to this… pictures of RPF’s grand size of “70”

We rest our case.

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos,

A few days ago, the Rebel Penguin Federation officially declared war on the Nacho Empire.  They are not only threatening to take what is rightfully ours, but they are aiming to undermine and destroy the true foundations that this glorious army was built on.  By no means do we see this only as a “just cause” attack for a conquest of servers, this is an attack threatening the existence of Nacho Army.  For quite a while now, tensions have been high concerning the relations between the Nachos and the RPF.  Only then, they were simply a nuisance and a mere threat.  Despite much change in that, they are now asking for war and are preparing to launch a direct assault on our Empire.

They want war?  We sure as hell will give them war, Nachos. No more small preemptive strikes; we’re coming at full-force.  We aren’t stopping until the task at hand is finished — until they are finished once and for all!  We must say there is a point beyond which they must not advance. We will come together and put an end to them to preserve what is ours! Together, we will fight and send them running into oblivion!

There is no backing out now, Nachos.  It’s war.  

We’re about to embark upon a great crusade and bring about the destruction of the Rebel Penguin Federation.  Our task may not be simple, for the enemy will not be one to surrender easily – they will fight until they end.  This is definitely not 2007 anymore, and they are definitely not the army they once were and believe that they still are.  Currently, we have an overwhelming advantage in size and tactics over the enemy.  If we are to use that to our advantage, we need you and all of the Nachos to come together and contribute by doing everyone doing their role in making this war machine successful!  Only then will we be able to set out to achieve what we desire!

We will accept nothing less than full victory!

Off to war we go, Nachos, but as always and definitely most importantly, have fun! 😀 Fun times await, and you’ll definitely not want to miss what is about to happen. A chance to be a part of something amazing in army history including endless fun? I’m in! Are you?

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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