Hola, Nachos!

While I am still not going to be on much until Sunday, we had a practice battle with AR. I’m happy to say we won, and hit 30, and averaged around 25 on Club Penguin! But, sadly, apperently there was people Posing as Puckley, troops leading, and our tactics were just off. I don’t want to say this, but I have to. Just because Puck, Ads, and I don’t make the event, doesn’t mean you guys can slack off. Keep working your hardest. Also, whoever has a picture(s), I would gladly like to add them into the post. Thanks, and May the Salsa Be With You!

~We Don’t March To The Beat of the Drums, We Hear Maracas~

~Edd64~

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Today was quite a hectic day, as things were quickly going South on chat during the Practice Battle with Army Republic (AR). The purpose of this post is to lay down TWO  ground rules that are in effect whenever we have an event on Club Penguin. These rules serve to minimize confusion and disorder, and maximize efficiency of tactics and overall battle quality. These are not terrible rules or ones to not make you have fun, as they are only in effect WHENEVER we have an event.

Rule 1: NO talking while a leader/owner is doing tactics on Club Penguin.

Talking while someone else is leading causes confusion, and sets off a chain reaction that lets other troops believe it is OK to talk as well, when it is NOT.  You must focus on Club Penguin and the person that is leading. I do not want to see IRRELEVANT (meaning not involving the event), if it is that important, take it to PC (Private Chat.)

2. NO leading on your own/ doing tactics if you are NOT the specified leader or while another leader/owner is doing a tactic.

Again, this is another way that causes confusion and disorder, and if you do this, other people will think it is OK to lead, causing maximum chaos.

VIOLATION OF THESE TWO RULES DURING AN EVENT WILL RESULT IN A KICK, AND THEN IF IT STILL GOES ON, A 3 HOUR BAN OR MORE.

Again, these rules only serve to minimize confusion during events, and to maximize efficiency, Simply follow the rules, and everything will go smoothly. Thanks Nachos!

Comment on what you think! Thoughts? Questions? Comments?

-Keep Pwning!

~Wolfie

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Aloha! Recently, the Nachos had a a penguin contest originally for the penguin Munchlax4, but since someone somehow got that penguin, the new penguin was Hemto. How this contest worked is that whoever signed up was put in a list of names. Then I would click randomize and whoever’s name appeared would go to the finals between the two winners since I had to do it two times because all of the names would not fit. The winner of the first round was…

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Hola Nachos!

We had our “Club Penguin Raid” today which consisted of committing several acts of fun stuff around Club Penguin, and although we encountered some, shall we say, minor technical difficulties along the way, it was an extremely fun event! I’d say we maxed 12 and averaged 9, but in these events it’s not so much about the size, but about the fun 😀

Anyways, thanks to all that came, and for all those that didn’t come? Well, you missed out! In this event, first of all, we went to the iceberg to gather our forces, and then charged into the PET SHOP TO FIND… nothing at all. There were literally only a few noobs in there trying to purchase puffles. However, SUDDENLY, WE WERE ASSAULTED BY POOKIE BOTS! Yes, you heard me right, someone sent in bots which had pookies saying things like –

And other things like “Needz rich mu mu”. I think we just got mugged by Bay Bees. Anyways, since we and these bots charged into the pet shop, obviously the little kids who wanted to be pookies who came in to see if there was anyone else in the pet shop to show off to, saw that there were indeed many penguins inside. Then, the bots buggered off and we, the valiant and noble nachos of Club Penguin…. Managed to troll some REAL pookies.

Strategies used involved running at people Joke bombing them, making mad and surprised faces, and of course the classic, “She’s a boy!” (prompting responses like “STOP” and “Waaa!”), although we did try saying “Sensei needs a pet too!”. This really was, ‘Attack of the Pookies’ (like Attack of the Clones but cuter).

Then, we headed off to the stadium where we found a few preps, however, the bad changes Club Penguin have made to the stadium meant that we got trapped in the arena loads and couldn’t take on the preps properly, although we did scare one prep so much she felt the need to waddle around screaming “Runz like a cheetah!”.

Finally, we tried to carry out a very secret and very awesome plan to get some wimminz off of club penguin to “come back to our place” and do naughty things.. like sitting on a sofa looking at each other while press E, and then H on a keyboard…mmmm…. However, before we could get many girls (cutie2854 managed to get one, oh the irony) WE WERE ASSAULTED BY… MORE BOTS!

These bots claimed they were sent by Commando, and that they were Rebel Penguin Federation, RPF, and their names had RPF in it, however, I am lead to believe they aren’t from RPF, and EVEN IF THEY ARE, the whole bot thing should be viewed as a bit of a laugh, something odd and funny, and nothing more. Club Penguin will ban all bots soon anyway, probably, once they manage to sort themselves out. And by no means us being attacked by so called ‘RPF’ bots does this mean Nachos and RPF are rivals in any possible way. They are diplomatically friends and intend to stay that way. Anyone attempting to ruin any relationship between RPF and Nachos is doing so futilely.

Anyway, the bots chased us all over Club Penguin, as we made our final stand at the Ski Hill, I managed to get the bots to say “Bow down to Cool” although I couldn’t get a picture. Tis true though, you should bow down to me.

ANYWAY, that pretty much wraps up everything about this event. Stay tuned for more results posts and general posts, and Don’t forget to come to the tactics session on Friday! It’s a big BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG event!

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

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It has been awhile since the last poll, and as always, it remains supreme to Puckley’s sidebar rubbish. Clearly you all love Chrisi the most.

In the comment section, below, please tell us what your favourite pizza toppings are, and if you don’t like pizza, please tell us why.

And so, that concludes this weeks magnificent poll. Remember that answering the poll helps your chances of getting a promotion at the end of the month, as commenting on the site is one way to prove to the leaders that you are active. [Going on chat regularly, and going to events are the two other important factors]. I feel like a propaganda specialist here.

Image of the week;

It’s a shame that as a Brit, we only have crumpets.

And for added viewing pleasure, Mallory Knox, a band who are going to become very big in the UK.

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Hola, Nachos!

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Edit 2: Sign-ups are now over! Results will be posted shortly.

Edit: Someone gave someone else the Munchlax4 penguin somehow so now the new penguin, Hemto, is a 2200+ day old penguin with some classic Nacho non-member items. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Aloha! Today, we will be having a contest for my penguin Munchlax4! It has a the Nacho uniform (sombrero and poncho), it’s 1,100+ days old, and has many other items such as blue sneakers and a Penguin Band hoodie. All you have to do is answer three questions which will be below. Remember, only Nachos can enter the contest so if you in any other army, join here nachoarmy.net/join.  (Nacho leaders cannot enter)

Answer these questions:

1. What is your Club Penguin username?
2. What is your current rank in the Nachos?
3. Do you promise to not ban the penguin purposely?

➡ Sign-ups will end Thursday night. If you have no commented by then, you will not be entered in the contest. Your name will be entered in a raffle generator and whoever gets picked obviously wins. Results will be posted on Friday. That’s all for now, good luck!

~Lost in Thought, Ads354~

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Hola Nachos!

This is a VERY IMPORTANT POST regarding  our very own chat.

We’ve had a heck a lot of new recruits recently, and if you’re reading this, you may be one of them. If you are, then you need to make sure you are regularly making visits to the chat and making yourself known. There are many reasons that we need all current and new soldiers to constantly be on chat.

Firstly, you need to be on chat during a battle. Since we all know the club penguin servers have pretty restrictive filters, it means we can’t communicate properly on club penguin. For example, you cannot say “E+T ON 3!” Which is an example of a tactic that is done in nacho chat. The servers won’t allow it, and will either block you from typing it or will not allow the message to be shown to other penguins (although it does show to you). Always keep in mind that not everything you say on Club Penguin is visible, and therefore, this is why being on Nacho Chat is a MUCH MUCH MUCH more reliable place to communicate.

For you penguins out there who have not visited chat, it is a really fun place to hang out, and everyone who goes there always says that they regret not coming sooner, or that they love it and will always come back. The general atmosphere and feeling of Nacho Chat is a nice, friendly one, and although you may occasionally have a bad apple, the elders on chat will usually make sure that that naughty person is kicked, or even banned from the chat. Additionally, many of you younger penguins may be thinking that the internet can be a dangerous place and chatting to other people online can often be unsafe, but in the example of Nacho Chat, this is not true. In the Nachos, we do our absolute best  to make sure that you stay safe online and nothing bad can happen to you.  Our chat website has been used for over 6 years now and has always been very reliable to us, you can trust in me that it will never be unsafe or violate your privacy.

On another note, if you wish to gain promotion in the Nacho Army, become a feared and respected individual among us, and generally make new and good friends, not visiting nacho chat is not the right thing to do. What you want to be doing is to be on chat as much as possible, making friends and talking to others, and that way, the leaders will notice you, notice you are active, and promote you. As a lower rank it is only really necessary to get noticed by a leader in order to be promoted.

Also, during battle time, you cannot follow the leader’s orders correctly and efficiently, and you may even get left behind in battle, not knowing where everyone went! You might not know that the leaders want you to charge making a puffle emote (E+P) or move to the iceberg, and not following orders correctly may result in not being promoted, or even demotion.

The majority of our soldiers in the army are either from EASTERN STANDARD TIME zone in America or GMT TIME ZONE in England.

For an English person, the best time to be online at chat and to make new friends and be noticed is at 7:00 PM GMT to 9:00 PM GMT. Those are the times the chat is most active for you.

For an American person, the best time to be online at chat and make new friends, and be noticed is around 4:00 PM EST to 10:00 PM EST.

Depending on where else you might be in the army, these can be liable to change, but try and work out the time difference between you and either GMT or EST and using that difference figure out when chat is most active for you at your country.

Don’t forget, the WEB ADDRESS of chat is –

XAT.COM/NACHOSARMYOFCP

Click the words above to go to chat now!

And remember, you need to visit chat at the best times so you have a chance of there being a moderator or owner online to make you a member of the chat.

Often, if you go on chat, and a moderator or owner kicks you after trying to make you a member, this means that YOU MUST REFRESH YOUR BROWSER or CHANGE YOUR NAME ON THE CHAT to join the chat and be membered, and talk to other Nachos.

That’s about all for this post, Nachos, and remember, if you want promotion, ALWAYS BE ON CHAT during battle time, and ALWAYS be active in the army, following orders and listening!

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS!

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Hola Nachos!

As I may have already informed some of you, I am going to be away for quite some time over an extended period of two weeks.  I’m simply going on vacation with my family, so I won’t be able to be here at all.  Don’t worry though; I’ll be back soon as this is definitely not my permanent departure!

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Since I’m going to be away for some time, I don’t want any of you freaking out over my missing presence here in the Nachos.  I can assure you that we’ll be 100% fine because we have fantastic leaders in Ads, Beeky, and Edd with phenomenal owners to assist them.  Every single one of those guys contributes and does just as much as I do.  They are just as experienced and skilled, and they know exactly what they are doing.  It’s not like they are doing anything new either; they have always been here leading and guiding you guys to new heights, and you very well know that too.

We’re more than just one person; we’re an army and together as one.  If people think otherwise, prove them wrong!  Show them that it is everyone together in this army working as one together is what makes us function at such a high-level!  

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While I’m away, I still expect everyone to step up and to continue to give their best effort on being active, attending events, and contributing their role in the army.  The war with the HSA is over, but that means it’s not a time sit back and relax until the next war!  As the top army in Club Penguin, we must be continually striving to improve and get better in overall size, tactics, and activity, so we can maintain our dominance and superiority!  Whether I was here or not, we’d be doing that exact same thing that we’re going to do which is to focus on rising even more to bigger and higher levels!  The best time of the year is about here for most of us, so we need to be ready to take off and dominate the whole summer!

By the time I get back, I expect to come back to an army largely increased in size, already dominating through CPAC’s tournament, and ready to dominate some more for the whole rest of the long summer!  Sure, do it for me if that motivates you.  But really, do it for yourself and your fellow friends and Nachos!

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Fun times truly await, Nachos, and those times began right now! And with each time, comes another and another.  Another and another that you’ll definitely not want to miss out on!  A second golden age is calling, Nachos!  If we want to get there, let the fun and success begin now!

Rise as one, Nachos!

I expect to see that when I come back!  See you June 9th or 10th! 

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

Ciao!

~Puckley

Nacho General

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Note: Day off tomorrow, so no battles or events then! Expect some fun events to pick back up starting Tuesday or Wednesday!

Hola Nachos!

The war with the Hot Sauce Army is now over, and we have won!  After our impressive victory today on White House, the HSA has decided to call it quits and surrender the war to us!  It was just about one week ago when the HSA decided to declare war on us and betray our close alliance.  It was then that they saw an opportunity to attack and to try to prove who was the superior army.  With the odds against us, we preserved, and we fought our way back into glory and success.  On the go, we jumped into war mode and stood by each other strongly with a determination to defend what was ours and defeat this audacious foe.  We came together as one again in restored strength to become that invisible force of old!  And together, we proved that we could not be defeated, and we proved that we are the far better and superior army!

A special congratulations to you all!  What a great feat we have accomplished together, and I could not be more proud of you guys, especially in the way that we won and rallied around each other to achieve this victory!  Truly, you have seen what we can do when we’re all working together as one.  Again and again as we have proven countless times, we are the best and greatest army in Club Penguin, and that is all truly because of our amazing soldiers.

Amazing, amazing job, Nachos.  What you guys do and are able to accomplish is amazing.  We aren’t finished yet though, I can tell you that for sure.  We’re just getting started on rising again, and summer is just right around the corner for all of us!  Stay and keep strong, Nachos, you will definitely not want to miss these upcoming moments in the Nachos!  Fun and golden times await!

Hail to the Victors!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho General

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