I am currently sitting in the ER waiting for stitches. Hurts. My vacation has been cut short. Should be back Saturday. Keep me inyour prayers.
-Pwn
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TUNDRAAAAAA VICTORRRYYYY
Posted on July 24, 2012 by
Another awesome day for nachos! With sizes of 45-50+, we overpower the ACP+AR. They are like a house of cards, that with one simple blow we can knock them down. I enjoyed watching ACP stealing our new tactics and using 6+ joke bombs. How pleasant, right? Anyways, I’m proud to be leading such awesome troops. Keep it up guys! 😉
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Sleet Defended!
Posted on July 23, 2012 by »Puckley«
Hola Nachos!
As you well know, we defended our recruiting server Sleet from the ACP tonight! Tonight’s battle was another beauty as we averaged 30 Nachos and maxed 35+! It was definitely great size since the battle was so late at night. The ACP on the other hand only had about 10 soldiers. I guess it was their bedtime or something. With our massive size advantage, we were easily able to take the victory!
Great job, Nachos! Let’s keep this up! A Golden Age is here!
After about 20 minutes into the battle, the ACP surrendered.
PRE-BATTLE
About 15 minutes before the start of the battle with 20 Nachos.
BATTLE
Battle starts. Almost 30 Nachos.
We tried moving to the Dock where the ACP was, but they were being attack by random bots. We moved to the Ice Berg instead. 31 Nachos.
ACP charges in. 36 Nachos.
Maybe 35 Nachos. Maybe 10-15 ACP.
My picture of the Igloo Frenzy. Beginning.
Wolfie’s picture. Middle.
Zoo’s picture. Ending.
Great picture taken by Wolfie. Probably about 35 Nachos here.
lol, I like this guy…
That’s it for now! Once again, great job today!
COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
~Puckley
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Amazing Victory on White House
Posted on July 23, 2012 by
Hola Nachos!
Today, we successfully defended White House from the ACP! Not only did we defend White House, but we also did absolutely amazing! Our size was incredible throughout the entire battle! I’ve never seen the Nachos so big as we had about 60 Nachos at one point! Throughout the battle we averaged about 45-50+ Nachos (that includes all the Nachos locked out). With our excellent size and tactics, the ACP were overwhelmed and didn’t stand a chance against the mighty Nachos.
Puck’s pictures:
-Tans Pics-
The Army of Club Penguin have resorted to using allies in this war which is going about as low as you can go. The ACP have decided that they couldn’t defeat the Nachos alone, so they decided to bring in help. The war was already even as is, but this is just typical ACP. Today, the ACP even had their allies help them in the battle and they still were not as big as us. They had their allies (AR and RT) turn green to make it seem like the ACP were bigger whereas they only had about 25 true soldiers.
The war has now turned in an allies war; no longer just one-on-one. We’ll have to fight fire with fire as fighting alone now would just be unfair since that’s how the ACP like to be. Our wonderful allies have come to our assistance against the ACP. Our current alliance consists of the UMA, ST, SWAT, CP Ice, DW along with support from the IW. The ACP have made this an allies war, and we will strike back with allies of our own.
A Golden Age is upon us, Nachos.
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
~Puckley
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The Nacho Soldier Guide [[***READ BELOW FOR BATTLE TIMES***]]
Posted on July 23, 2012 by Beeky128778
READ THE BATTLE TIMES BELLOW THIS
Hello there, my fellow associates!
A few dedicated troops of our beloved army have decided to go ahead and create a guidebook, for some people who haven’t quite “blossomed” in the army world yet. If you have just joined this army, I would really reccomend that you read it, as it is filled with some vital information concerning all of the stuff that we do around here. So without any further typing, I present to you…….the download link!
http://www.mediafire.com/?j5si099ic0cjem5
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I have a lot to say, but a small post to say it.
Posted on July 22, 2012 by chrisiblule
Update: ACP are now deleting our comments, good job ACP.
Edit: I suggest reading another post, a bit like this, only better, >here<
Edit2: ACP admits defeat on Fjord.
The leaders (owners) of ACP are the most hypocritical people within the whole of CP wafare.
A bold statement, and likely one that is considered by many to be true. While I have no doubt they have good reason to be so hypocritical, in that they love their army, it disgusts me that they brandish others, for what they are.
The ACP say we never admit defeat, this is false. They call us childish, this is false. [But true in some ways, as most of us are children] We have already admitted defeat within this war, a fair few times, however, when we quite clearly defeat the ACP they claim victory, or in the case of Fjord, they declare it a tie, please, tell me how an invasion/defence could ever be a tie? I would love to hear of an invasion in real life that resulted in a tie. ( Although, in a real war, there are no winners, only losers.) However this is CP warfare, but whatever, there may be a tie in a war, but not a battle. We won the battle of Fjord.
ACP cropped us out of the pictures on their site, that is simply admitting defeat in itself. Now ACP, I believe you think you’re winning this war, when you are not, and I can not wait to hear of your plans to “crush” the Nachos, even though I think that is impossible, but do carry on, it shall be interesting. Maybe we can make a plan to “crush” you to, and we’ll see which occurs first, wouldn’t that be fun?
Anyway, I imagine the sentences in this post don’t link together well, and I don’t care if they don’t, I have no desire to make a piece of art, only a post to portray my scattered thoughts, in an attempt to link them together. If you consider this a master piece, I shall adore you. But consider you a fool. Good day, I believe I’ve went mad.
~Chrisi Blule
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Fjord is still ours! Woot!
Posted on July 21, 2012 by »Puckley«
Hola nachos! Guess what? Fjord is still ours! Today we maxed a solid 35+, which was awesome! ACP declared this event a draw, but I don’t understand why. Our tactics were far more superior and slightly bigger sizes. I think it is safe to say the nachos own 100% of Fjord. Thanks Puck for the pictures! Comment if you made it nachos!
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A “Breezy” Day On Fjord
Posted on July 21, 2012 by CP Warfare
Posted on July 21, 2012 by chrisiblule
The Nachos Crunch the ACP
Posted on July 21, 2012 by »Puckley«
Chrisi edit: Because ACP can’t admit defeat, we are putting in place a plan, this plan will involve secretly giving them large quantities of salsa, so that they turn red, and therefore into Nachos, if they are unable to turn red, then they will quite simply be really spicy, and therefore it will hurt to touch any part of their body, because it’s too spicy, no masturbation for them then.
Hola Nachos!
Today, we successfully defended Crunch from the ACP! Although our size was smaller than the ACP, we still managed to pull through with a victory! We had about 20 Nachos while the ACP had about 25+ soldiers throughout the battle. Despite the smaller size, we still had great tactics! We were still able to successfully charge the ACP and cover them up. Good job today, Nachos! We must defend our capital Fjord later, so try to be there! We must have more Nachos there for this battle!
lolwut…
Once again, good job today. Let’s try to get 35+ on Fjord later! We can do it! 😀
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
~Puckley
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Nacho Army of Club Penguin 