Hello Nachos,

It’s your old pal Pie here explaining ACP’s common strategy for big battles like these. I understand we lost the other day, but we come up big in situations like these, and I am confident we can come up big on Saturday. This is why we’re an army, right? To win battles, wars, and tournaments. So we need to look over what we’re most likely going to see Saturday versus the Army of Club Penguin.

After we win, we’re going to have some really exciting events planned for our army. We’re going to have a party celebrating our victory, practice battles, and maybe a war (if anyone even wants to mess with us after we win :lol:).

The ACP have been our rivals for what seems like forever. We’ve faced them in countless wars, tournaments, and practice battles. From what I’ve seen, ACP’s numbers have been slowly declining, while I believe that we have been rising after our leadership changes. ACP will probably get anywhere from 25-45, so we need to be prepared for some big numbers against our superior tactics.

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ACP tactics

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ACP’s tactics usually consist of:

The Clover Bomb

The Joke Bomb

The "Awesome" Bomb

Those are a few of the tactics ACP can use. They may also throw in a few fart bombs, ACP bombs, and flower (lolwut) bombs in there. As you know, our tactics are obviously superior so we should be able to “cancel” their tactics out easily.

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Some Tactics and Tips

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Over the years our tactics have evolved into what they are today. Most of the troops know all of our tactics, so this should just be a review. This is the bulk of our tactics:

Emotes:

E+9 = War (mad) Faces

E+D Sun Bombs

E+6 Tounge Bomb

E+M Money Bomb

E+Z Pizza Bomb

E+P Puffle bomb

Phrases:

Joke Bombs

“NACHO” chant

“DOOM” bomb

“Cat tank is not amused” bomb

“All your base are belong to us” bomb

“May the salsa be with you!” bomb

… and many more.

Here are some tips that you need to know for the battle:

1. Listen to your leader (Ads, Billy or Danny) at ALL TIMES. Here is what they look like!
 

2. Always be active on CP. If we aren’t doing anything, or in-between tactics, throw snowballs at the enemy or recruit some troops watching us battle it out.

3. Don’t stand on top of each other. Be shoulder to shoulder, or sombrero to sombrero.

4. If we do a bomb, don’t do it just once. Copy and paste it or rapidly press the two buttons on your keyboard so we look efficient. Saying “MAY THE SALSA BE WITH YOU” just once isn’t efficient enough.

5. DON’T LET ACP GET TO YOUR HEAD. If they have big numbers, so what? 50 ACP = 30 Nachos. We can dominate them with tactics, so why not do so?

6. Get to the forest fast. If we get locked out we’re instantly screwed. 😐

7. UNIFORMS: Wear something red or orange. Say stuff that will attract recruits like “JOIN THE NACHOS! TURN ORANGE FOR HALLOWEEN!” ACP is basically anything green, so fire at green people at all times.

8. Take advantage of the Plaza. The Plaza is a better for recruiting than the Cove, so I suggest getting on an hour or 45 minutes early.

Good luck at the battle Saturday, I’ll try to be there.

~*Pie1530*

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Billy Mays here to tell you about some events that we will be having over the next two days. Yes this is on short notice, but we need a lot of people to come to these, oh and by the way, the 300th commenter gets mod/owner on chat for a 2 days based off of their current rank. The reason we need to have events be scheduled so quickly is to get higher numbers on ClubPenguin with less notice. But anyways, enough with the small talk. The event times will be below as normal

•                              :!:Patrol of Aurora:!: 

•                             Monday Oct 24th 

• Times: 8 P.M. EST, 7 PM CST, 6 PM MST, 5 PM PST, 1 AM GMT 

• :!:Patrol of Aurora 2:!: 

• Tuesday Oct 25th 

• Times: 8 PM EST, 7 PM CST, 6 PM MST, 5 PM PST, 1 AM GMT 

• :!:300th Commenter gets a prize:!:

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→ BATTLE TODAY ←

Check out some battle tips on how to beat the ACP by clicking HERE

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Hola, Nachos.

We need everyone to make this event! We must win the CPACSS, even if we did not beat ACP the last time we battled.

Army of CP [1] vs Nachos [2]

Saturday, October 29th

2:30 pm EST (Eastern)
1:30 pm CST (Central)
12:30 pm MST (Mountain)
11:30 am PST (Pacific)
7:30 pm BST (UK)

Server/Room: Klondike~ Plaza, Forest and Cove

• The battle is one hour-long.

• It will spread across the Forts, Forest and Cove.

• The ACP will start at the Cove.

• The Nachos will start at the Plaza.

• Both armies will converge on the Forest at the very start of the battle

• No Spying.

• You can logon when you want to.

• No disturbing the BW vs CPST battle.

• No Allies.

  
  

Inspirational Music ^^^

Nachos, we’ve had our ups and downs in the past and present. We will have many more of these in the future. But as Journey once wisely stated: “Don’t stop believin’.”

Even after we suffer a loss, or gain a well-earned victory, we remain true to ourselves. We are Nachos. We are proud. We are winning like Charlie Sheen.

We can (and hopefully will) win this battle. The only thing that’s stopping us from easily taking the cake is ACP’s sheer size. Remember, quality is better than quantity; ACP is mostly made up of noobs due to their name. I mean, what noob wouldn’t want to join the “official” Army of Club Penguin?

We may have an advantage in tactics, but don’t let yourselves get too cocky, since because of ACP’s name, they also have a size advantage. If you pay attention, follow orders, and above all, enjoy yourself, this may turn out to be a somewhat-fun and successful event.

Also, as Ads said, if you are under the rank of First Lieutenant and we win this battle–you will get a promotion. But, why are we always begging for promotions? The purpose of Club Penguin warfare is to enjoy yourself, not to beg for Internet power that will get you nowhere in life. I mean, you can’t very well walk to your job interview and say, “I was a high rank in an Internet army on a Disney computer game. Like a boss.” If you fight for the fun of it and not for virtual power, even if we don’t win (I’m confident we can and will) we will at least have had a great try.

As I said previously, if you listen to orders & execute them quickly, we WILL win. The Nachos will prove themselves victorious over ACP, and our rivalry will grow stronger–but so will we.

We are Nachos. We can and will win this. Just have some confidence, yo.

And here is the other inspirational song I promised:

Finally, it’s time for Retsphe’s Random Video of the Day:

~*~[SoD]Retsphe~*~
***Nacho Lieutenant General***

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Aloha!

On this day, the Nacho Army of Club Penguin have defeated the Blizzard Warriors in the Club Penguin Army Central Scary Showdown! We had around 20-25 while  BW had 15+ and although we won, we need more people to show up if you want to defeat ACP in the finals.

Here are pictures of the battle!

Click to enlarge!

This time we’ll definitely win, but this time, you’ll be rewarded for winning. If…. I mean WHEN we win, the member ranks below First Lieutenant will get a promotion AND promo day will come out on the 29th or 30th. The leaders, including me, are so proud of you guys for working hard every single day of the week. By doing good, we WILL reward you by either giving one of you lucky members, mod for a week or a lucky mod, owner for a week. This is our time to shine and no one can take that away. Get ready ACP, BECAUSE WE’RE COMING FOR YOU!

~Does This Big Mac Make Me Look Fat, Ads354~

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Hello Nachos,

This is very short notice but we be helping the FFA invade the servers Parka and Shiver TOMORROW. 

INVASION OF PARKA:

When: Saturday October 22nd

Where: Parka, Town

Times: 5EST, 4CST, 3MST, 2PST, 10PM UK GMT

 COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT 

INVASION OF SHIVER:

When: Saturday October 22nd

Where: Parka, Town

Times: 5:30EST, 4:30CST, 3:30MST, 2:30PST, 10:30PM UK GMT

 COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT 

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Hello, Billy Mays here to talk about new chat rules that we need, and what we have lost in the fall of 09. To start of with what I think we need for new chat rules is that we need to make a whole new set of chat rules that the troops will vote on and if they disagree with most of the rules we will edit them to make you guys happy. The idea for the new rules is 1. limited cussing, don’t over abuse your allowance of cussing no more than 20 cusses per 15 minutes. 2. Respect each other, and no fighting on chat. 3. No spamming or flooding at all. 4. Listen to the owner ranks at all time, and if no owners are around listen to the mods. 5. The rules go on rest at 9 pm EST and return at 7 am EST. 6. This rule is the last rule, it is never on rest, have fun. They are the chat rules that I think that we should put into effect on chat, troops there will be a poll at the end of this post, vote if you want them in effect or not.

Another thing I want to talk about is that we lost something in 2009. The thing we lost in the fall of 2009 is not what you think it would be. Most people would think it would be size, but it’s not. We stopped doing a lot of the things that made this army fun that we would do all of the time. We stopped going on Club Penguin and messing around on a regular basis, streak raids and things like that. We stopped having a lot of chat raids, the posts became less fun and more about complaining to the troops. But, the biggest thing that changed which caused everything to start changing was we started taking armies way to seriously. Nachos, we will be having more fun events and we are going to be part of a war starting this weekend or over the next week, I think after this war, we should be having more fun events, and unscheduled ones too so be active on chat too!

With you, Friends ~ Billy Mays

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❗ ICE BREAKER, SNOW FORTS ❗

SERVER: Ice Breaker

DATE: Friday, 21st October(TODAY)

TIME:

• 2:00pm Penguin Standard Time

• 5:00pm Eastern (EST)

• 4:00pm Central (CST)

• 3:00 pm Mountain (MST)

• 2:00 pm Pacific (PST)

• 10:00pm UK (GMT)

ARMIES: Nachos vs ACP

ENEMY: ACP vvvv

Hello, Nachos, Billy Mays here to inform you about an upcoming PB where we will fight the ACP. I think we can win this battle, but all of you need to show up and try your hardest, if you want to win it. The PB will take place on Friday the 21st of October, just before the CPACSS will end, where I think we will be fighting ACP again for the title of champion for this tournement. If we give it all our all, follow orders, and just have a generally fun time and not get upset with what happens, I can say that it will be a good time for us, win or lose. We have had a long rivalary with ACP, and we need to prove that we can still beat them. Have a good day, and I hope you can make the event.

Comment if you can make it!

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                  Hey Nachos, I’m Spiff, the Nachos News Guy. i’m gonna be doing entertainment posts!

Yeah, sorry about that….. I’ll be doing something called BattleNet, which I will explain later, and you guys are probably thinking by now, ZOMG Y WOULD THE LEEDERZ HYER A RANDOM NOOB!!!!shift1!11!!!!1

Well I’m not.

•  I”ve led a major army.
• I helped make temppahs and Fidos career.
• I invented a tactic.
• And helped numerous armies grow and conquer.
• I’m also awesome.

 So yeah, I’m not a noob. And what I plan to post about is this(This is what battlenet will be about):

1. Reviews- Talk about how a battle went, what we could’ve done better, etc.
2. Up coming battles- Who we’ll face, prior thoughts, etc.
3. Random Stuff! -Self explanatory.

 So yeah, I’m also a fan of the troll face.

Well bye!

~Spiff~

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Hello Nachos,

Today we battled it out with the Dark Warriors for more than an hour! It was a long an intense battle and I can say was that it was amazing. We both fought to our fullest and we had an amazing performance. As anyone would say, we were basically playing tug-of-war. We had the upper-hand at times and they had the upper-hand at times.

Click “Read More” to find out more about the battle!

Continue reading →

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This is a speech. About freedom. About opportunity. About respect. About life. About….all of the named. You ain’t going to get anywhere with what YOU want, now are ya? Clearly, you ain’t. I call this the Declaration of Freedom. If you like what you see, then you best be off continuing with what I gotta say about this matter.

You see, life is like a box of chocolates, you ain’t gun’ know what’cha gun’ get. Unfortunately, you’d expect less from something like this. What are Nachos? A delicious Mexican snack consisting of tortilla chips and melted cheese? Not here, we’re a group of kids brought together by the internet to ‘make a difference’ in this little region of our world.

Freedom.

You’d expect such a little thing as freedom to be given here. Right? Nope. Here, your lives are ran by your leaders. They are an oligarchy, nothing else. Everything in the army is decided by them, not you. They say you have a freedom of speech, but what difference does it make if they take it away from you? Empty promises.

Opportunity.

Yes, a lot can be done in this little ClubPenguin world. You could create an army, a successful army that reigns as the supreme. You could take on anyone with no fear, create greatness, and leave a legacy behind you. Good luck with that. With armies, you’re bound by those armies to serve and fight for them, as if you were of a lesser kind. You will rise up those ranks, and then be the next dictator of an army you hated, but stood by with because they told you you’re important. You weren’t raised in the right way, and people are going to wonder why you follow that path. Empty promises.

Respect.

Respect is earned, never given. Those you look up to might only be that way because they demand to be listened to. They didn’t earn your respect, they bought it with their power. Once you get to their position, if ever, you’ll be the same way. You’ll be looking for respect, maybe you’ll even beg to be respected. It ain’t gun’ get ya nowhere. You want respect? Earn if from your fellow friends, not from those above you asking for it. You’ll look back on it eventually.

Life.

Why even cover this? Because, you know it’s true. What you see in this ClubPenguin world, you might see in life. You’ll meet perverts, geniuses, and just plain retards. You have to deal with all of those, and more. Maybe ClubPenguin Armies are just something you do cause you’re bored. Why not make something of your life? Get inspired. Get an idea. Get something out of your free time. Sure, if you choose to spend it here, then that’s fine. But why not create ideas together? If we’re bound to be here by some ‘great fate,’ then make use of it. You won’t be here forever, but your past always will.

Maybe this post helped you, maybe it was a waste of time, but you’re just about done reading. Hopefully, you see what I’m trying to get across: be yourself. You know what those 4 traits are that I listed, why not pay attention to them? Pay attention to what I said, because you probably know what I’m saying is true. If you don’t like how you’re treated, then why not act? A rebellion is worth it if it will induce a change. How about you create a revolution for the people, by the people, of the people and see where it will take you.

~King of Rage

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