**Keep this stickied**

Dear, Light Troops

Well, today I saw LT’s post on their site and I was alarmed to see that Water said we backstabbed him. Well, here’s what happened:

A day or two before the battle of Flurry, Waterkid graciously came to me asking if he and the Yellow Reich could help us at our battle against ACP. We both agreed we should get the battle on Klondike, considering Flurry is a consistent 3-4 bar and our armies could get locked out. I told Water, and the ACP ownership that we’d do it on Klondike. Well, I fucked up.

I sat down on my couch at 2:13 to take a nap the day of the battle of Flurry, planning to wake up right before the battle commenced. Well, retard me overslept until 5:00 and the battle had passed. Stone led the battle of Flurry ON Flurry instead of Klondike, and ACP never ended up logging on. This left LT ALONE on Klondike by themselves. Well, I could see this pissed Waterkid the fuck off.

So, as an army, and specifically me, we apologize to the Light Troops for leaving them in the dust. I like everything about the Light Troops. They don’t take bullshit from anyone which is a respectable quality. Their leader, Waterkid always offers and gives us help without us asking. It’s hard to find an ally like LT. The only ally we have on equal caliber to LT is the Army Republic.

So, to Waterkid.

I fucked up. It’s my fault we left you in the dust, and I’m sorry. I hope this damage can be repaired. 

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Well Nachos, we gathered today as a large squad of soldiers to make a journey to the lands of the North Pole. Unfortunately, we did not get to see Santa. We however did see some starved reindeer as the Army of Cute Ponies abandoned the province long ago. We fed the reindeer and took them back to the motherland, Nachonnia. There of course was no Army of Cute Pony resistance. The true leader of the Army of Cute Ponies, Chainpro responded to me saying he had no orders to log on. The North Pole is now in Nacho hands. We maxed 18.

Throughout the event, we were also raided by a bunch of annoying faggot penguins that just pressed J. Their efforts proved ineffective.

Pictures:

Together we stand, divided we fall

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho leader****

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Please all enter your ship names below. You can have up to 5 in each comment and you can comment as many times as you like. I believe you all know how it works. There sadly will be no xats as prize, instead you have some pride. I hope you enter because I wanna see the best ship names ever. Just remember, you can use all CP army people, not just in Nachos. Oh and everyone can enter including anyone from any army. This ends April 1st and me and my friends will review the best ship names. Good luck all, happy shipping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCDgJiPBxfI

~Hazie65673, Nacho 3ic (KIVIVN) KIVIVN Squad Leader~

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Hola Nachos!

Today our UK Division logged on for an invasion/cleanse of Flurry. ACP did not show up, so we took it with ease with a max of 12. We moved through lots of rooms, did lots of tactics, read on for pictures!

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So, KIVIVN happened and I decided to make a KIVIVN Squad. This squad is a part of Nachos like SS accept we do nothing but, battle and be really fucking weird. If you want to join KIVIVN squad I made a website just for it. I want to get this army to SMAC top 10 for the lol, wanna make it happen? Well check this website every now and then.

armyofkivivn.wordpress.com

To join simply put “Kivivn.(number)” in your name. When you have done that display your nummber in comments so no one eles will take your number. So, join KIVIVN SQUAD TODAY. (This squad is apart of Nachos and will always have events when Nacho ones aren’t on).

Check website daily and make sure SMAC knows we are coming.

~Hazie65673(KIVIVN) Nachos 3ic, KIVIVN leader~

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Alright, so we logged onto Bob Sled today and we faced an originally smaller force from the Army of Cute Ponies. We started off at the Ice Berg with poor tactics, and we loaded our m1 salsands preparing for an ACP onslaught. Instead, a group of hilarious bots decided to raid our battle spamming tactics against ACP. I was having a good time, but they kinda screwed up our tactics. We proceeded to move to the Dock where a larger ACP force followed. We both got into diagonal lines and performed good tactics against one another. Throughout the battle, I was talking to retired CP Army Legend Shaboomboom and he actually turned out to be a pretty cool/nice guy. He apologized for ACP posting pictures of me on the site, and we actually had a nice conversation. Towards the end of the battle, ACP made a large comeback. Noble 2ic of the Army of Cute Ponies, Chainpro graciously surrendered the battle to us.

Today, I saw a side of the Army of Club Penguin that resembles us. Guys that just wanna play the game/help out. Seeing Chainpro surrender so graciously and even congratulating us on a well fought battle proved he’s a more mature and better leader than Trader/Bam and maybe even myself. Well, we keep the server and here’s some pictures of it. Thanks to all the mods who came, there was a strong showing of you guys today.

Oh and the Kivivn squad was born today.

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Absolute props to Chain, the real “leader” looking figure in ACP.

Together we stand, divided we fall

/\/\/\Kevin/\/\/\

****Nacho Leader****

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Hello all Nachos and all fellow human beings. I am holding a contest if I raise 1,500 xats by the 1st of April. This contest will be “Best Nacho Ship Names” this means all people who served in Nachos can be used to make ship names, to make this contest so much more interesting we’ll add all armies into the mix. For example Bubazie (Bubba & Hazie), or Trazie (Trader & Hazie) (I personally ship Trazie so hard).  I chose April 1st simply because it’s a day dedicated to complete f***ery all around the world. If you donate xats towards contest you’ll have some pride and i’ll personally write you an essay on a Science topic. So, April 1st, we hopefully should be having a contest and by a certain date (yet to be decided) the end will come. If this fails then sorry. If this succeeds than great. Hopefully i’ll have the courage to f*** around with some people. Hopefully I will succeed and if not then… Embarrassing..

SO, START THINKING OF SHIP NAMES PEOPLE. WHOOOHOOOO.

Do not click the link below if you hate something weird and creepy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCDgJiPBxfI

Don’t ask. I felt like it.

~Hazie65673, Nacho 3ic~

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The armies of the Holy Nachonnian Empire triumphed over the server Sabertooth today at the expense of an ACP no show. ACP is literally the most pussy army ever. They’re only helping us, considering we’re just taking servers from them like it’s nothing. It’s like stealing candy (or anything) from a baby. We began at the Ice Berg after a sacrifice to Thor. We expected to see ACP in a generic half circle formation there, but were met with no enemy. We decided to go take out an extreme training Barracks at the Dojo and even recruited Sensei into the Nachos. After that, we ran to ACP’s most heavily armed Fort on the Island and proclaimed our conquest. Afterwards, I went back to the berg, whipped my dick out, and took a nice piss on the berg. That’s what they get for not attending.

I was a little dissappointed in attendance, especially after promotion day. Thanks to all those who attended, and thanks for Stone/Green for pictures.

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Hola nachos and this is just a quick announcement to say that i willl be leaving the nachos for a while. But i will return. And i will be better. And i will be more active than ever before. I am pretty much going away for a while because of problems/issues in my family which i wish not to state at this time. And by a while i mean 4-5 months. I really wish i could stay but these family issues are just taking up too much of my time. Plus i am permanantly moving to Denmark which will be a problem aswell. I will be sure to come on chat and check up every now and then while i am away but for the next few months i will pretty much be inactive due to family issues and moving back to Denmark. So i guess i will see you all around.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So peace out for a while i guess.

Oh and before i go i would like to thank these nachos for helping me and being all round good friends

• Dan101
• Stone523
• B Batman 3 aka Kevin
• Legofan
• Bubba
• Hazie
• Conno
• Guitar
• Rakejen
• Jammi Dodger
• Saltinee123

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