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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
    ~Nacho Leaders

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    • 2,159,097 Nachos (Old site = 1.3 million)
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    View the complete list of our achievements and awards by clicking HERE.

    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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A Flame Post

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Aesthetic

Have some aesthetic nachos

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That is all.

~Pony Eee / Till Wurner, Retired 2ic

 

Proof that RPF doesn’t give 24 Hours Notice

This was on the RPF chat last night around 9 EST

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Referring to this event:

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Also from the main nacho man himself:

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BREAKING NEWS: Original RPF “Muscle” Photo Found

The children screamed in horror! Even the Nacho soldiers couldn’t help but look away! The ghastly image of the Rapist Peng-Fag on steroids was circulating the Fjord Town square.

You know what I’m talking about. Pony mentioned it in a recent post here.

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But what you don’t know is that this is an edited version of the real photo, accidentally taken by Elmikey one morning during his daily routine in which he prepares to log on to CP.

Thanks to Cheeseater13, who personally sent me this photo and requested it be posted on our site, I present to you the original, unedited version:

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Not Counting the Title or Screenshots, This post Contains 3500 Words.

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Victory on Husky and Mammoth!

Hola Nachos

Today we successfully invaded Husky and Mammoth from dcp! We were expecting to face them but they didn’t show up. Dcp 2.0, I mean rpf, tried to raid but got smashed by the salsa power! After mass reporting our troops yesterday we’ve had lots of accounts banned and we couldn’t do word tactics during the battle, since our spare accounts were muted. But all these facts were not enough to preclude us of winning again! Keep it up Nachos!

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AR PEE EFFFFFFFFFF

 

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HOLY FUCKIN’ SHIT MY SIDES ARE IN OUTER SPACE RIGHT NOW

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rpf parody post

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HEY RPF, ITS YOUR GLORIOUS EXALTED GOD KING LORD PAIN/ELMIKEY/SHINY/CPWORLD/TOYSOLDIER/CHIP/INSERT OWNER HERE. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE THE BEST ARMY IN ALL OF CLUB PENGUIN AND IT IS SIMPLY BECAUSE WE RECRUIT AND ARE BIGGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE. WE ARE THE BEST ARMY IN CLUB PENGUIN.WE ARE THE BEST. ALL OTHER ARMIES ARE INFERIOR TO RPF BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST. KILL ALL NACHOS AND KILL ALL AR AND KILL ALL WV. WE ARE THE BEST. EVERY DAY I CHECK THE MIRROR AND SEE A GOD AMONG MEN STANDING BEFORE ME BECAUSE I LEAD THIS GREAT ARMY, THE BEST ARMY.

IN ORDER FOR EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW GREAT WE ARE, I AM REQUIRING EVERY OWNER TO MAKE AT LEAST 2 POSTS A DAY ABOUT HOW GREAT WE ARE.THERE IS NO REASON WHY WE SHOULDN’T BE MAXING ONE MILLION ON CLUB PENGUIN AT ANY GIVEN TIME.WE WIN EVERY…

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Invasion of Alaska

Today, the Nacho Army logged on to Alaska to invade Alaska from RPF. The entire battle was in the town. We maxed 12 and had good tactics. There were no where near enough on so we lost. Everyone needs to come to events. Read on for pictures.

 

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rpf leader “elmikey” admits to encouraging suicide and personally stoning gays

in an effort to cut their losses, rpf ignores the hard facts and focuses on deflection of evidence of encouraging suicide and the banning of members of the LGBT community

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