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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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Turning White Out into Nacho Out

Hola nachos! Today’s UK event was a recruiting session on White Out. We had lots of cute little rogues join us for our fiesta as we painted the town red (and orange, and yellow, and with salsa, and also with cheese. We painted the town with a lot of nacho things.)

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As a whole, we maxed 16 and troops listened very well to commands. Good job everyone! A good start to the week. And a good start to any week includes a good cup of coffee as well!

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Again, great job UK troops (and US troops who also attended!) Comment if you made it today and click “Continue Reading” to see more sexy pictures from today’s event.

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Raid of RPF and Invasion of Tuxedo

Today, the Nacho Army logged on to cpps.me to raid RPF. We maxed 16. The entire battle was in the beach. The tactics were not as good as they should have been but we had a lot of fun!

After we raided RPF on cpps.me, we invaded Tuxedo. RPF didn’t come and we maxed 10.

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On Tuxedo:

Pissing Contest on Crunch

Hola nachos! As you could have probably guessed, RPF didn’t even show up to the invasion again. Since we have to be on the server for 5 minutes, we did a tactic, played some games, and messed with some obnoxious bot raider who, for some reason, decided to raid, thinking it would actually do something to change the outcome of the invasion in any way whatsoever. Anyway, enjoy some pictures:

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And finally, I busted a nut all over the puffle hotel. Whoops.

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Pictures from Cookky and Myself.

It was a business doing pleasure with you today and always Nachos ♄

~Pony Eee / Till Wurner, Retired 2ic

Ultimate Safe Chat Triple Feature

Hola nachos! Today we successfully took 3 more servers from RPF. The troops did an EXCELLENT job listening to commands and being speedy. Some brief overviews of each event is as follows:

Invasion of Downhill: In this event, we maxed about 9. Dom and Thomas took turns leading. We only stayed in the Iceberg, but it was a very strong start to the chain of events.

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Invasion of Bonza: On Bonza, we were in the Stadium. Again, we were at a max of about 9. Thomas and I took turns leading (and I taught the troops how to do rapidfire tactics from 2013 😉 .) We also showed Rook some love ♄ ♄ ♄

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Invasion of Hot Chocolate: At this event, our sizes increased to about 14! Yay! Cookky took over the leading and we did tactics in the Beach and Migrator. We had a very strong finish. I’m so proud of you all!

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Oh, and then I got abducted by an Alien. Because the Aliens love me apparently. (Thank you Stone for getting this)

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The UK events today were a complete success! Good job everyone! At this rate, we’ll own all their servers in no time at all. For more pictures from these events, click “continue reading,” and don’t forget to leave a comment if you were here!

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The Reformation

Nachos will undergo a lot of changes over this week, there’s also an owner meeting today at 4pm est/9 pm uk all owners have to attend, or they’ll be demoted. In a little more than a month, this army will be shut down. We need to make this last month count. The rank page has been updated and changed along with the Empire Page.

Invasion of Yeti + PB with IW – Video of the Battle

 

Blast From the Nacho Past: Nacho Comics

Hola nachos! After my retirement in 2014, I remained in contact with many of the Nacho troops and leaders. At some point, I was asked to draw some “comic strips” for the army regarding events occurring in the army at the time (I believe it was Von who asked me, if any of you remember him.) I had done these and some other random pieces for the nachos up until late 2015, but I don’t believe they were ever uploaded. While I’m still looking for the comic strips, I did find some out of context fan art of some of the leaders that you guys might enjoy. Click “Read More” if you’d like to see!

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Gettin’ Wild On Half Pipe

Hola Nachos! Pony Eee here (also known as “Till Wurner” by many of the newer troops around here. And by “new” I mean people who joined here in 2015 and onwards.) and I’m here to report on our INSANELY AMAZING INVASION OF HALF PIPE!!!!!!!!!!

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That’s right-those cowards over at RPF ignored us yet again and it only took ONE PENGUIN to win an entire server. And that’s pretty sad. You could at least try RPF, since you like to boast about how big and wonderful you are but you won’t even defend your own servers. And you missed a pretty nice hot and spicy nacho orgy, but hey, its your loss. Both server-wise and opportunity-wise.  The nacho flag now flies over the lands of Half Pipe! Also, SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to Mutee and GraffitiDust for coming to this invasion as well. You guys are great and you made the orgy super sexy *thumbs up.*

Some Spicy Pics:

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 It was a business doing pleasure with you today and always Nachos ♄ 

~Pony Eee / Till Wurner, Retired 2ic

Invasion of Yeti +PB against Ice Warriors

Salute Nachos

After invading Alaska and Cloudy from ( ( ( rpf ) ) ), we marched to their AUSIA capital Yeti and put the Nachonnia flag there! Those cowards didn’t show up again, but Ice Warriors decided to raid and we had a fun battle with them! The whole battle took place on Iceberg and we took the victory. Good job Nachos! Keep it up!

MAX: 20-22

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Invasions of Alaska and Cloudy

Hola Nachos

Today we took  rpf’s US and UK capitals (Alaska and Cloudy). They didn’t show up though (what a surprise!) Read on for pics.

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