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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

    Achievements

     

INVASION OF COZY, BEANBAG AND ICELAND

HOLA NACHOS

Today the U.K division logged on to take the servers Cozy, Beanbag and Iceland. We invaded RPF servers with no resistance, We maxed 14 on Cozy, 15 on Beanbag and 16-17 on Iceland. While on Iceland we encounter a opponent, Their name is Ice Warriors .  The Ice Warriors put up a good fight instead of RPF not showing up. Read on for pictures. ANOTHER NACHO VICTORY 

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Declaration of War on DCP

I could write a 1000 word essay on why we declared war, but it wouldn’t make it any difference. This isn’t about the army its self, as we were fine with you guys until Brad and Mustapha got reinstated and the mass multilogging began.

PG-13 Read with Caution

Alright, so I guess the entire purpose of CLUB PENGUIN ARMIES has been erased, considering that we have less than two months of the game left, and no army wants to fight a war in an honorable way.

Look at RPF. How much more of a pussy can you be, RPF? You’re not apart of the community anymore, we’re apart of the “CLUB PENGUIN ARMY” community, you’re apart of the “CLUB PENGUIN PRIVATE SERVER ARMY” community. At this point, armies should just close down now. RPF claims to be the greatest, best, biggest, toughest, and any other superlative adjective that denotes power in Club Penguin. They’re not any of those adjectives anymore, because they’re not playing Club Penguin, they’re playing CPPS.me. The whole premise of war that your beloved creator introduced to army was the nation, in which an army controls servers just like a country controls territory.

Now that servers “mean nothing to you” , you’re just gonna fucking jerk each other off on CPPS.me? You know, Verum declared war on you guys, because we thought you guys would at least fight us on Club Penguin. The Army of Club Penguin already given us the ultimate pussy war, and we didn’t expect another one to come from you shit stains.

I mean, come the fuck on. Are you afraid of 50 “Purple Republic” bots created by a bunch of shit heads? Is that your real reason why you won’t fucking use the game which the community is based. Come the fuck on. And if you really think you’re going to make the community last on CPPS.me, you have no brain.

So now that armies like RPF have set the trend of jerking each other off on CPPS.me, where there’s no servers, and it’s pretty impossible to distinguish a multilog, the community is a dead man walking.

The all powerful Rebel Penguin Federation refuses to fight the weak and inferior Nacho Army that defeated them 4 times in the past year. The all powerful, greatest army of all time, the Rebel Penguin Federation hasn’t proved we’re weak and inferior, because they haven’t seen anything yet.

According to Silverburg, putting the Nacho Army in a state of war can result to the ultimate collapse. What the fuck are you armies waiting for, you have less than 2 months left to fight each other and fucking beat the living fuck out of each other, and you want to jerk each other off, and pretend the community is going to last beyond March 31? Good luck.

According to Silverburg we were allies, when much of the armies population hates you servile scum. The Nacho Army accepts apologies, but the Nacho Army won’t accept apologies from cowards.

Here’s some lube,

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hope you have fun jerking each other off on cpps. I urge you to fight us in a war. We thought you’d give us something.

 

 

 

Demotion of Owners

Fluffy, Stone, Kevin, Legofan, Tanner & Hazie have been demoted.

The Hypocritical RPF

RPF have decided to ignore our invasions after they criticized ACP for the very same thing. The Nacho SS will be deployed instead to capture the Rebel Penguin Federation’s servers

Declaration of War on The Rebel Penguin Federation

The Nachonnian Empire hereby declares war on the Rebel Penguin Federation. Elmikey decided to steal one of our troops and we’ll retaliate. According to the treaty, RPF receives all our servers which stands at none right now, so congratulations. I am now the Fuhrer of the Nachonnian Empire and any owner who is inactive for the rest of the week will be banished and fired from the army. We will take every RPF server and show them the wrath of Nachos. Elmikey is a coward and the enemy who needs to be destroyed at all costs. THE FLAG OF NACHONNIA WILL FLY OVER TUXEDO

GLORY TO NACHONNIA

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My Retirement & Replacement As Leader

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I’m retiring from the Nacho Army to allow my idol and the greatest leader to have ever graced CPA, Gaddunka to join the army. He will be leading instead of me, but I’ve let him use my penguin as it has the old Nachos uniform. This army will now be a Fascist Dictatorship under Gaddunka who will have the full authority to do what he wishes.

Typical DCP Schizophrenia Acting Up

Verum cries and cries about random BS lol

Stop coming on nulls trying to talk trash after you got ROASTED on.

What am I crying about? I haven’t went on any nulls to try and talk trash because I’m not Mustapha10. Obviously your schizophrenia is acting up again. Honestly, if you’re that paranoid maybe you shouldn’t be in the Marines, or are you going to randomly gun down a civilian because you thought he said something????????

I’m Bam117

DORITOS LEADER

DORITOS LEGEND

I have no relation to any other army outside of DCP.

Wanna cry about it ? Come and get some

Again, what are you even talking about? You’re a DCP Leader & Legend, I don’t see how that’s supposed to prove any point. You have no relation to any other army? Yeah, that’s pretty evident, again, what are you even talking about?

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DCP have the cure for you’re disease 

It’s called death.

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Can’t count how many armies have attempted to kill us, but you know, if you want to be the next one to get steamrolled, go ahead.

Bam what are you even speaking about? I don’t have to go on nulls to say my opinion I’m not Mustapha10.

 

Invasion of Ice Shelf

That event wasn’t good but we take one more server since ACP surrendered. Maxed 10-11.

Not Very Exciting Victory on Outback

Hola Nachos

Today we successfully invaded Outback from ACP in our first battle of the war. The victory is ours, but that battle wasn’t in the level of the Nacho Army. We have much to improve. I want to see more effort during our next battles or mass demotions will happen. We maxed 11-14.

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