Hi all,

After only two weeks of hard work, everything is finally falling back into place, and today’s battle was a testament to that. We maintained an average size of around 33, and maxed out at 35, which is a huge improvement over the single digit numbers we were getting just earlier this month. Though our tactics were good enough to win today, we definitely need to work on lowering the response times a little bit; being able to outmaneuver our enemy is absolutely critical for ensuring total victory, so it is of utmost importance that you execute orders quickly.

We are now in the finals, and we will be facing the Light Troops for the right of holding the trophy sometime next weekend. They are by no means an army to underestimate; they will be and always have been a difficult opponent, and we are going to have to perform even better than we did today if we want to come out on top. Winning this tournament would be a perfect way to put the misery of the first four months of 2015 out of our minds completely, wouldn’t it? Lets kick off our summer with a bang.

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

~Beeky

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****TODAY****

>> Friday <<

[US] Invasion of Summit

Date: June 5th, 2015

Server: Summit

Time:

➡ 8:00 pm EST

➡ 7:00 pm CST

➡ 6:00 pm MST

➡ 5:00 pm PST

➡ 1:00 am UK

30+ Needed

Allies: Dark Warriors

Hi all,

As of May 28th, 2015, we are officially at war withe Doritos of Club Penguin.

This isn’t something we provoked, nor is this something we wanted. We took extreme measures to remain on peaceful terms with the Doritos, including an offer of excess territory in exchange for a resolution to this problem. However, they refused to even slightly acknowledge our proposal, and have instead turned to a concoction of false accusations and blatant lies to rationalize this heavily unnecessary conflict. DCP has made it clear that they are not after our servers, nor are they after a “fun” war. They are an intolerable monster, bent solely on our utter destruction, and will settle for nothing less.

Their reasoning behind calling this conflict is as pathetic as it is unjustifiable, and we will ensure that this decision lingers with them as a haunting reminder of what happens to an army as dishonorable and cowardly as they are. Even now, they threaten us – with allies – while still claiming and boasting their individual superiority. They speak of and accuse us of utilizing bots and multiple accounts – yet without supplying any actual proof, photographic or other. DCP’s hollow leadership was simply hunting for the smallest fraction of an excuse to declare war, and now they have one.

They have no intention of letting up until they receive our unconditional surrender, so we pledge to do the same. And they will suffer.

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COMMENT SAYING WHICH ONES YOU CAN MAKE!

~Beeky

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The Nacho Army is currently battling ACP at Breeze, Stadium. All Nacho soldiers should log on immediately!

Came here from Club Penguin? You’re in the right place!

Click >>HERE<< to join now!

To join the chat, type anything in the box that says “Type Here” and press enter

SUPER SUPER IMPORTANT!

**MUST ATTEND**

❗ Invasion of Breeze ❗

Date: July 1st, 2015

Location: Breeze, STADIUM

Times:

➡ 2:00 pm EST

➡ 1:00 pm CST

➡ 12:00 pm MST

➡ 11:00 am PST

➡ 7:00 pm UK

Sizes Expected: 60-70+

If we reach a confirmed 70+ Nachos on Club Penguin, We will give you promotions at the end of the week!

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Hey Nachos!

**DEFENSE OF BLIZZARD=SUCCESS**

Today we defended our beloved server of Blizzard from the evil Doritos. The Nacho auto-win because the Doritos were too scared to show up. They decided not to log on at all because Club Penguin had server issues again. This problem affected the Nachos as well, but we didn’t complain. Club Penguin may be having problems but we still managed to show up and fight for the win, maxing 20 and averaging 18. Way to go Nachos and keep up the good work! Read on to see battle pictures.

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Hear me citizens of the Dorito Republic!

Your leader (Mustapha10) has lied to you. The Nachos aren’t what you think we are. Here are a few of his claims.

Your leader has claimed that we:

• Use Racism.
• Cyberbully.
• Use pornography on chat.
• Swear.

I am here to tell you that we don’t. The Nacho Army is only allowed to do this in between the hours of 9:00PM EST and 6:00 AM EST.

After hours of interrogation, I was finally able to uncover valuable information.

This is what Mustapha has said about his troops behind their backs. Beware, because Musty’s language is “colorful“. You have been warned.

My question: What do you think about your troops?

>>>Just remember, we’re always welcoming refugees. We have plenty of UMA, Water Vikings, and Golds refugees. We are waiting here with open arms. The choice is yours.<<<

~Fluffy, Nacho 3ic

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This is a message to anyone who is a member of the Nacho Special Service. Now that the Nachos have entered war with the Doritos, the SS is also entering the war and will be needed to check site for when our events will be taking place. If you have any other questions talk to an SS leader on the Nacho main chat. 

-Camper, SS 2ic

https://kingdomofnachos.wordpress.com/

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>> Comment if you came! <<

>> CLICK HERE FOR THE REST OF THE EVENTS THIS WEEK! <<

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❗ NACHO VICTORY ❗

DEFENSE OF FJORD RESULTS [INVALID]

Hola Nachos! Green here.

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How We Did:

Our Max: 21

Average: 18-19

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Summary of the Event(from memory):

Today we logged onto Fjord for our second “defense” of the day against the DCP, who has once again tried to invade us without a proper 24 hour notice from any Nacho Leader, which results in DCP not getting any servers. (It’s not like they were going to anyway.) No leaders were at the event, so I couldn’t get pics as I had to lead in their place, so I only managed to get 2 whole pictures of this event from asking other people to give me some of theirs, so most of what I’m about to describe won’t be shown in the pics. (Most of it will be from memory so don’t expect much :/)

Anyway, we started off at the town with a D-Line, then followed with a couple of standard word and emote tactics, as always.Then after that, we then J-Bombed the town like a boss for a few minutes, then we got into another D-line at the opposite side of the town also just as nicely. We then just did some regular old emote tactics for 5 minutes. After that, we E+5 bombed the town and swiftly got into a plus formation. We then proceeded to do some more emote and word tactics for about 10 more minutes before gloriously logging off with a B-Bomb while claiming our victory.

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Pictures of the Event

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Comment if you came to this awesome event! Also make sure to check out the rest of the upcoming events this week by clicking here!

-Green Dai, Nacho 2ic

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❗ NACHO VICTORY ❗

[GREEN’S 50TH POST ON SITE :O :D]

[DEFENSE OF WHITE HOUSE RESULTS[INVALID]

Hola Nachos! Green here.

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Please Note – Fjord was called an Invasion by DCP, but was invalid due to not giving us 24 hour notice. Viva Los Nachos!

Without a single clue the Doritos would invade the Nacho Empire 1 hour before the battle, the Nachos peacefully talk about duh booty on chat. Then, a Nacho Soldier hears the news that the Doritos of Club Penguin were invading our capital, Fjord. Unscheduled, the Nachos put up 30 on club penguin with an average of 24. Another Nacho Victory!

Nachos with 30 on CP

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