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Hola Nachos!

Today was another great day as we logged onto Ice Box for our battle!  We managed to reach extraordinary sizes of 70 Nachos!  We can finally check that off our list. 😉  As for the battle, it wasn’t much of one considering RPF never encountered us in combat.  RPF eventually logged off (or ragequit) since PR wouldn’t stop chasing them.  Apparently, RPF “cancelled” the battle–not sure how that’s even possible.  In the end, we were able to take the victory today!

 Great job today, Nachos!  And as promised, promotions were released after today’s battle since we did get 70 on Club Penguin, so make sure to check that out!

Our next big battle is tomorrow!  It’s a very important battle, so try your best to attend!

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MAX SIZE: 70

About 55 in the Forts

13-15 in the Plaza locked out.

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos,

Unfortunately, yesterday was not one of our better days, but that is definitely not how it should have ended up.  During the battle, we were equally as big as the RPF, perhaps bigger, with sizes of about 35-40 Nachos. With that size, we typically have no problem defeating the RPF in battle.  Simply, the army was not focused, not listening to orders, or just not paying attention during the battle.  I’m not going to go on a rant about this because this is the first time it has ever happened, and you guys are usually absolutely perfect in following orders and paying attention.  Still, every loss or mistake, we will learn from, and we will become better and stronger from it.

Let today serve as motivation for you that something like that battle will never happen again.  We are better than that; you’re all better than that.  Let’s come back stronger in typical Nacho way on Friday.

I managed to get one picture of the battle. A tad under 40 here, but 40 was definitely our max.

On the other hand, I completely understand why you guys were like that during the battle yesterday.  I know this war is starting to become boring and tiresome as well as quite repetitive. However, I urge you to stay strong and to stay focused.  A series of strong and overwhelming battles against the RPF will finish them.  I’m trying to keep the battles to only one a day with as many full-day breaks as possible.  Additionally, I’m trying to keep these battles around 30 minutes, so that the battle doesn’t absorb your entire day.

All we ask is for you to try your very best to attend what you can, and to give your absolute focus and attentiveness for 30 minutes during the battle.

I am telling you though, we must band together right now and rise.  If you want this war to be over, every single one of us will need to give their absolute best effort over these next few days, so that we can string together a strong series and overwhelming battles against the RPF.  Surely, they will fall under our power when we do that.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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We are not having 7 battles a day; that is absolutely absurd.  We all have lives, and we will not be wasting our ENTIRE Friday on that.  Have fun dying, RPF.

War is still on.

NEXT BATTLE: TOMORROW

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we successfully defended  Blizzard from the RPF in the midst of a PR raid on the server!  It was another great day for the Nacho Army as we managed to reach upwards to 55 Nachos!  Nachos could be seen throughout the server during the battle along with another mass of purple penguins trollling around.  From the Forest to the Ice Berg, we dominated today’s battle throughout! Once again, excellent job today, Nachos!  Let’s keep on rising up and improving!  70-80+ is soon to come!

Promotions are currently being worked on, Nachos, so please be patient! 😉 They should be released in a couple days or perhaps even before!  Until then, keep attending battles, commenting on posts, and being on chat to make sure that you receive a promotion!

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

MAX SIZE: 55 Nachos

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A large portion of the battle here is missing due to me being locked out. If anyone has any pictures of this part of the battle, please comment with those pictures! 😀 Meanwhile, about 30 Nachos got into the Forest while about 20+ were locked out between the Plaza, Cove, Forts, and Berg.

I eventually made it back into the Forest where I resumed taking pictures.

11 Nachos locked out at the Ice Berg.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hello Nachos, it’s your 2ic Wolfie here. I just finished reforming the ranks in accord with the active count. A lot of names were removed, and I noticed the names that did comment, I recognized and knew because I’d seen you. We still have a hefty amount of people in the army, which is good. We also got 120+ comments on the active check in one week. That’s quite interesting; where are all you guys during battle? Haha, I know not everyone can get on all the time because we have lives and I understand that. However, if we have 120+ supposedly active soldiers, I’m expecting at least 40-50 to come to events.

Now, IF YOUR NAME WAS REMOVED BY ACCIDENT OR FOR SOME OTHER REASON, YOU CAN COMMENT ON THIS POST IF YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR RANK RETURNED.

There should be little to no comments about if your rank was removed. I used the active count as my sole basis, so if your name was removed, that must mean you didn’t comment on the active count. I don’t understand why you wouldn’t comment, but it is what it is. On the brighter side,

PROMOTIONS COME OUT FRIDAY-SATURDAY!!!

I sense a lot of people will be getting a nice, big promotion. Good luck Nachos.

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie1215

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Today, I bring you a post of victory. However, for the majority of this post, I’ve decided to utilize the writing styles of both Elm and Pain, to mock their laughable philosophies of a children’s game, and for my own personal amusement. So strap in, and hold on to your butts, because here we go.

That’s cute

Our campaigns on the ruthless dictator of armies, RPF, continue to bathe in the tub of success, as today, we gain another victory for our seemingly untainted record. Once again, we obliterated them into the ashes they are. We crumbled their lines, repelled their constant spew of joke bombs, and above all else, crushed their high spirits.

We started off our day in the forts, a desolate area destroyed by years of abiding conflict that sees no relent in its future. RPF, on the other hand, began in the cove. The most cowardly place to start. They were so terrified of our unprecedented size, that just had to start more than two rooms away from us.

We barraged them with continuous bombs in the forest, and fought them with cunning deception at the ice berg. It was a masterful performance, and an obvious display of dominance over a lesser opponent, whose stubborn policies and greed blinded their sensible side [which is nonexistent]. We tried to diplomatically reason with them, but Elm only gave us this face:

Next stop: your room

And we knew in our hearts, that we just got the look of fear and defeat. And without further pomp and circumstance, I present to you, the pics:

Meanwhile, a total of 13-15 Nachos locked out between the Forts and the Plaza.

Too many of what? Sad Entries about us in Elm’s diary?

RPF stated that darkness has fallen us. It did, for a few days or so, but we got stronger from it. The agony and suffering that we endured made it so now, we feel no pain. Darkness is now beginning to take its toll on RPF, and I have but one message for them: There is no life in the void, only death. RPF isn’t strong enough to survive it.  We will fight and fight and fight until we win…or we die. And we are not dead yet.

In all seriousness, I’ll give you the basic rundown of today’s battle:

• We maxed 43
• We had great tactics
• We won [disputable by RPF’s strict “claim victory on every battle” policy]
• We had fun

So there you have it. The pics today came from a wide variety of Nacho soldiers. Say thanks to 50, Hen, Waterguard, and Puck.

Comment if you made it.

~Beeky

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