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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
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    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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An In Depth Analysis of RPF Tactics.

In this community, tactics have evolved to become the pinnacle of a battle. The results of a close battle hinge upon the army with the best tactics.

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Rise

Hola Nachos!

Unfortunately, I was not able to be on the computer for much of last week, so forgive me for my sudden departure then.  This week, however, you can expect me to much more active and to be at almost all of the events and battles!  Even though I was unable to be here for part of last week, there is no reason for our success and dominance to  suddenly halt simply because one person was not there.  What makes this army so great is that we work together and that is why we are successful; not because of simply me or any single person.  When everyone is working together and contributing by doing their role, it is then that we are at our very best and having the most fun!

Every army, no matter how strong will experience a time of adversity.  What defines an army and their greatness is not necessarily what they have achieved, but more so how the army responds in a time of difficulty and adversity.  Only the truly great armies rise out of these struggles and become even better, even stronger.  From every challenge and every struggle, we will learn from it, and we will be better, and we will be bigger, and we will be stronger.  It is how we respond to adversity and obstacles that will make us a better and more dominant army in Club Penguin.

Certainly, Nachos, we have not fallen whatsoever; we have simply hit a small bump in the road.  As of right now, there are 115 comments on our active count–over 100+ active soldiers in this army.  We just need to put that into use, and we need to come together, so that we can again rise together.  We very well know that we are the best and strongest army in Club Penguin, Nachos, but we have to back that up with action.  We must not become complacent; we must continue to strive for growth and improvement, so that we will come back stronger.

It’s go time, Nachos.  We’re already past the halfway point of summer, but there is still much to achieve, memories to create, and fun to have!  If you recall, we set a couple of goals before summer began.  Some of those goals, we have already achieved, but there are still a few that need to be checked off.

  • Reach 70-80+ on CP

  • Win the Legends Cup IV

  • Defeat and win the war against the RPF

We have three more goals left to go.  If we want to achieve all three of those goals, we must come together right now and rise once more.  Reaching sizes of 70-80+?  We’ve already reached up to 60+ and certainly 80+ will come if we’re all active.  Winning the Legends Cup?  Lucky for us, we have a second chance, so we’re back in the race.  This time we’re all in.  Defeating RPF?  We’re already winning the war, we just need to finish them, Nachos.

Rise, Nachos.  Leave your legacy.

The greatest accomplishment is not in never falling, but in rising again after you fall. ~Vince Lombari

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

Rest in Pieces, RPF

WAR WITH THE RPF IS OVER! GREAT JOB, NACHOS!

TOMORROW

LEGENDS CUP AGAINST WV

*PROMOTION BATTLE: MUST ATTEND*

Server: Klondike

Date: Saturday, August 3rd

Time:

➡ 3:30 pm EST

➡ 2:30 pm CST

➡ 1:30 pm MST

➡ 12:30 pm PST

➡ 8:30 pm GMT

GOAL: 60+ NACHOS

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SUNDAY

INVASION OF TUXEDO

Server: Tuxedo

Date: Sunday, August 4th

Times:

➡ 3:00 pm EST

➡ 2:00 pm CST

➡ 1:00 pm MST

➡ 12:00 pm PST

➡ 8:00 pm GMT

GOAL: 70+ NACHOS

qoj

Weekly Poll #16

This is going to be a comment question one, because I have 0 ideas. So answer the question in the comments.

If you were stuck on a desert island, what three objects would you take to survive?

~Chrisi Blule

CPAC Hangout Chat!

Hola Nachos!

I bring awesome news for you guys! As a result of today being the 4th Anniversary of CPAC (Club Penguin Army Central – cparmycentral.com ,  they decided to open a new hangout chat for all of the people of Club Penguin armies! This is a great opportunity for all of you to get out there and meet new people in the community, and maybe even make some new best friends!

So, the link to the hangout chat is….

xat.com/thecpacentral

please don’t cause arguments there by the way guys! Have fun, and don’t flame!

That’s all! Don’t forget to pay that chat a visit but still come on Nacho chat all the time, and don’t not pay attention to Nacho chat especially during a battle!

~6789cool – VIVA LOS NACHOS

RPF Repelled from Tundra!

Hola Nachos!

Today, we battled our way back into dominance in this war and threw RPF out of Tundra, making this a win for us! Usually in the army community, we expect to see very good tactics from all the armies, we like to see a range of formations, and leading styles. We managed to do that today, Nachos! Although the size for the Nachos was not great at the start, we managed to build up quite well, and then we started to have an absolutely fantastic time ripping the Rebelling Penguin Failures to shreds. In the end, it was clear who had been worn down and beaten the most, and this was clearly the RPF, whilst the Nachos only got stronger during the battle. We did excellent today, Nachos!:D Keep working hard, attending battles, and we’ll have the RPF pinned right back down in a tight spot again! Stop them from trying to pivot the war in their favour and beat them down the where they belong, below us. We did great, and we should all be very proud of ourselves! We performed like the truly great army we are today!

Sadly, the same couldn’t be said for the Repetitive Penguin Force. I said a range of tactics back there, but RPF being their usual, under-performing selves, managed to perform a grand total of 10 joke bombs! This left little space for any other tactics from them, and the other tactics they DID perform were… disappointing, to say the least. I think expecting grand opposition in tactics is not something we need to do here, Nachos. They can try their best to recruit their asses off during the day, but they can’t hold back the truth – We’re the dominant ones here, we’ve been alive all this time and it’s gonna stay that way. They should go back to maxing 5, am I right?

With… err, most of the words out of the way, I do believe it’s time for some pictures! 😀 Don’t forget –

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Can’t Win Em All

Hola Nachos! Sadly, today the Nachos were not at the top of their game, and we lost. I know some of you might be angry at me for admitting defeat, but hey even the best can’t win all the time right? We were just off our game today. You lose some, you win some. There’s nothing wrong with being off your game for one day, but it starts to affect you once you’re off your game every single day, luckily we have not reached that scenario. So let this be the last TIME we’re off our game. Today, we could have done much better, we had a good size of around 35-40. I won’t give you a long boring lecture now, because lately the army has been doing amazing, we’ve been winning every single battle of the war, except for this one, and we’re still top army! Today was just a little bump, that we’ll go through it, so Nachos I want you back at the top of your game again tomorrow! Nachos are still the best army, and we’re going to keep pushing through and win this entire damn war! Let’s kick some RPF butt!

Hm, your ENTIRE army uses autotypers, no wonder there’s this sudden “rise” no worry, Nachos will still take you down. Also it’d be nice if for at least ONE battle RPF could charge the Nachos in a room instead of the other way around.

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I want to see better next time guys!

A Post About Everything

Chrisi: “Enjoy” hehe.

Edd64: I’m hijacking this post from Chrisi. Edd is an amazing leader, and he won’t be here much longer so enjoy Edd while you have him! =O

Chrisi: I’m hijacking this post, even though I’m not an owner. I just wanted to say, that you’re all doing a fantastic job in this war, especially since it seems to be constant and neverending, don’t worry though, as long as you all keep up what you’re doing we’ll win, even the extremely deluded Elmikey and Lord Pain know how to admit defeat eventually. Also, all the owner tag line things at the bottom are really cheesy; “We are the futute”, what the hell is that even meant to mean?

Wolfie: Hey Nachos, it’s your 2ic Wolfie here. I specifically made this post for me and the rest of the owners to talk about their feelings on a whole bunch of things concerning the welfare of this army. One of the things that has been on the top of my mind lately is our leadership. We have 4 amazing leaders: Puckley, Ads, Beeky, and Edd. They are great, do not get me wrong. However, there has been something that has been occurring as of late that I strongly dislike.

Us Nachos have developed this sort of…addiction to Puckley. Now, I mean no offense to Puckley in this post, and he or none of his…(disciples I guess? Lol) should be offended by anything I am going to say. But seriously, this army has grown WAY too heavily on Puckley. Everyone may see it as a blessing, but I see it more as a curse. Puckley is an excellent leader, and we do amazing when he’s on leading his troops to victory. However, when he’s not on chat for a battle, everyone loses their mind, and hell breaks loose. This is NOT a good thing. You, the troops, need to understand that we do not need Puckley to win every battle.

Eventually, there is going to be a day when there is no more Puckley, and then what will you do? This army needs to understand that Puckley is not immortal, he will move on. You guys need to get used to the idea of no Puck, because eventually that idea will become reality. You need to transition into this idea of not having Puck around all the time, and get used to the idea of new owners and leaders stepping up. You guys have this mentality that “Puck is not here for a battle? OH NO, WE’RE AUTOMATICALLY GOING TO LOSE.” No, we have 3 other excellent leaders to help lead us to lead. If you guys would listen to them, and the 2ics, we would do just as good as we’d do with Puckley there.

Putting it simply: Enjoy Puck, while he’s here. And then you you have to learn to live without him when he’s gone, get over it and accept the new leaders that take his place: listen to them, and we’ll do just fine.

Tomato: Puckley is an amazing leader.  He’s done many great things for this army, and we wouldn’t have come this far without him.  However, that doesn’t mean everyone has to be so reliant on him.  We have plenty of capable owners, so we shouldn’t have to rely on Puckley all the time.  We are capable of doing even better than we’ve already done.  Telling yourself that you need Puck to win is just going to make that happen.  If you think negative, then those negative things will happen.  I’m confident that we can maintain our great sizes, and you all should be too.  Let’s aim to be the best we can be!

Mike: Today wasn’t our best day, but it wasn’t our worst day either. We had sizes of 40+ during pre-battle, and we had 3 full chats. we should have easily given RPF a good battle, but we had some pretty bad luck. We had to chase RPF around Club Penguin, trying to sneak a good amount of troops into their room, but we ended up getting 20 people in at most.

Pechu: Everyone is right. Puckley is a great leader, but he has a life outside the Nacho Army so this doesn’t mean he can make every event and still we have had about 40+ without Puckley. We have other great leaders such as Ads, Beeky, and Edd they can lead us to victory too. So whatever happens, Win or Lose, it’s about having fun. Well some people hate losing but it’s still about having fun.

If we all would’ve been on Club Penguin, and all paying attention, we would have been able to get more troops into rooms, and given RPF a good battle. I assume 1 of the reasons we weren’t being as attentive as usual, would be because we had a long battle yesterday, and you were tired. I don’t blame you there. But the more likely reason is that Puckley wasn’t there. You can’t give up even before the battle started, because Puck wasn’t there. Puck can’t make every event. When that happens, there are 3 other leaders, and 6 owners that are all experienced enough to lead. I’m not blaming anybody, but sometimes we can dig ourselves into ruts and routine so much that we can’t adapt or adjust to the current situation.

Today wasn’t a set back, but a realization, that  there are some problems we need to address, SUCH AS AN ACTIVE COUNT SO GO AND COMMENT ON THAT.

~Keep Pwning

-Wolfie

~ We are the Futute

-Mike

 

Mandatory Active Count

Active count over. If you failed to comment on this active count please comment  on this post >>>HERE<<<

 

ONE DAY LEFT TO COMMENT!

❗ YOU MUST COMMENT ON THIS POST ❗

Failure to do so by the 31st of July will result in you being removed from the ranks.

Hello Nachos, it’s your 2ic Wolfie here. We’ve seen a steady ascension in the number of troops joining us on a daily basis, and have a plethora of troops on the ranks page. I feel that this is the time to root out who is truly loyal to the Nacho Army, and who cares enough to comment on this post to show their loyalty and activity.  Therefore, if you care about the Nacho Army, and want to remain a Nacho, you must must MUST MUST comment on this post to show you’re active. You will answer the questions, and that’s about it.

THOSE WHO DO NOT COMMENT AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ON THIS POST WILL BE PERSONALLY REMOVED FROM THE RANKS BY MYSELF, YOURS TRULY. THERE IS NO EXCUSE. YOU WILL HAVE A WHOLE WEEK TO ANSWER 4 SIMPLE QUESTIONS AND MAKE THE COMMENT.

Now that we’ve gotten that cleared over, it’s time to give you the questions you must answer for the comment

1. What is your Club Penguin name?

2. What rank are you on the Ranks page? (if you don’t know check here: nachoarmy.net/ranks)

3. What is your time zone? (EST, PST, MST, CST, AUS, GMT…)

4. How active are you on a scale from 1-10?

There we go, that’s not so bad is it? Make sure to comment or you’ll be removed from the ranks! This is all for the better of the army.

~Stay Strong

~Wolfie

Snow Fort Defended!

Hola Nachos!

After a long battle with the RPF today, we have successfully defended Snow Fort!  Despite RPF spending EIGHT HOURS on Club Penguin in total and recruiting the entire day, they still could not defeat us or pass us in size.  The battle ended up being a long one since the RPF once again refused to surrender or log off making the battle last up to an hour.  Again and again, we were the one’s who had to keep attacking and chasing the RPF since they were too afraid to come to us for a fight.  According to RPF “rules,” they are supposed to be attacking us… they don’t even follow their own rules, what hypocrites!  Room after room, we chased RPF as they retreated again and again, but they still refused to log off.  At this time, RPF troops were begging to log off for a break; however, RPF leader Pain refused and ignored his own troops requests.  He declared that RPF would never log off Club Penguin until we did first, so since we had already won, we said “screw this” and logged off to celebrate our victory. (RPF stayed on CP for another 30 minutes after we were gone.)

Absolutely, amazing job today, Nachos!  I commend you all on your great efforts throughout the entire battle and staying on and fighting until the battle was over.  There is no doubt in mind that you guys are truly the greatest and really why this army is so great.  I promise you that tomorrow’s battle will definitely not be that long; 30 minutes at the very most, nothing more; I promise.

RPF is breaking down, Nachos.  Hang on and keep on fighting!  We’re almost there; it’s almost over, just a few more battles and they are finished!

Promotions will be given out this weekend, so keep up the great work!  For today’s battle and everything that you have done, you will be greatly rewarded, I assure you!

MAX SIZE: 50+ NACHOS

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Pain declares RPF will never log off Club Penguin. He FORCES his troops to stay on.

RPF begs to log off and end the war; Pain refuses and ignores his own troops request.

Pain forced RPF to recruit the ENTIRE day; therefore, they were on CP the ENTIRE day.  Below a RPF soldier admits to be on CP for 8 HOURS. That’s absurd!

RPF begs for a break; Pain ignores them.

Troops beg for a break since they have been on all day.

We start at the Forts; RPF moves to the Berg, but we can’t get in.

RPF RETREAT NUMBER 1

We stay in the Snow Forts; RPF tries to get into Forts, but they retreat.

RPF moves to the Mine; we can’t get in, so we move to the Pool.

10-15 Nachos in the Mine

MEANWHILE, LOCKED OUT NACHOS

7+ Nachos locked out at Mine Shack

3 Nachos locked out at Forts.

30 Nachos locked out at Pool!

50+ NACHOS IN TOTAL

RPF RETREAT NUMBER TWO.

RPF tries to get into the Pool, but they immediately retreat.

RPF moves to the Plaza, so we follow.

18 Nachos locked out

17 Nachos locked out still

RPF RETREAT NUMBER THREE.

RPF retreats to the Forest, so we follow.

RPF RETREAT NUMBER FOUR.

RPF retreats to the Cove, so we follow.

RPF declares they will stay on CP forever until we log off, so we say “screw this” and log off since we already won.

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FAIL

Thanks to everyone who gave me pictures!  If you want yours added, just post them in a comment below!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader