Hola Nachos. I feel the need to keep things nice and fun around here, since as many of you know we’re STILL in this war with the stubborn, pigheaded Rebel Penguin Federation. So, in addition to my other game, The Price is Right, I’m going to be adding a new type of game/contest! It’s just a simple riddle contest, so there’s nothing to be too worried about. I’m going to give 3 riddles in each post. The FIRST PERSON TO GET ALL THREE OF THEM RIGHT WILL WIN THE POINT. THERE IS NO PARTIAL CREDIT. If you get 2 right, but the last one wrong, it’s no point, but you are able to try as many times as you like until you deem your answer to be perfect. The riddles will range from mostly “What am I?” riddles, and the subjects will be : Videogames, Music, Movies, Celebrities,and Miscellaneous(random).  This riddle contest, along with the Price is right, will all count towards the winner getting temp mod/owner and a bunch of other goodies.

Riddle 1: (Easy)

I am a woman with many talents,

I can sing, dance and much more

I am irreplaceable, and I am fierce

And some may call me an angel of sorts,

Who am I?

Riddle 2: ( Medium)

I am a movie that is an American classic,

Full of war, romance, and drama (oh my)

With a rather long running time, I was a hit in theaters,

But frankly, my dears I hope you give a damn to figure out…what am I?

Riddle 3: (Hard)

I am a game that has received critical acclaim,

I am a shooter that is far from a loser,

In a world with crazies, powers and guns

I am loaded with lots of fun.

The thing that makes me distinct is a phrase,

Now, would you kindly figure out.. what am I?

Good luck Nachos, best of luck.

~Keep Pwning

~Wolfie

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Hola Nachos! Today we had another successful defense against RPF! With RPF barely having any forces on CP, this was yet another easy victory for the Nachos. Even though most of RPF members admitted defeat, their owners are too hard-headed, and idiotic to admit defeat. We performed greatly today Nachos! We maxed about 40 Nachos, and we executed tactics very well! But I only want to see the Nachos do better at the next battle! Greater sizes, and greater tactics so we can protect the Nacho empire! Now RPF do yourself a favor and just surrender already, you’re turning out to be a WASTE OF TIME.

Edit: A few more pics

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EVENT AT 12:30 AM EST – NACHOS NOT AT FULL FORCE

Statement by 50

Either way, RPF, the Nachos did take Tuxedo as 50 is right whether it was the first time or the second time.

Hola Nachos!

Tonight, we took Tuxedo back from the RPF!  We managed to bring a force of about 20 Nachos which was much bigger compared to the 5 or so RPF.  Hey, we managed to get as many as RPF does during the day at midnight!  RPF is once again trying to make up excuses that we didn’t win; typical RPF!

Thanks to everyone who came to the battle!

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Edit: We logged on at around 3:00 EST when Club Penguin was working again, and successfully invaded Tuxedo.

Hola Nachos!

Unfortunately, we could not have our event for during the day today due to Club Penguin being down and almost no one being able to log on.  We probably would have had around 40+ on Club Penguin according to our chat size about 5 minutes before the event was supposed to start.  I’m sorry that we weren’t able to log on and have our event, but thanks to everyone who came anyway!

We’ll still have that other event tonight, so come to that if you can!  Regarding that event, we understand that it is late, so we obviously don’t expect you to come.  If you aren’t doing anything late tonight, come on and help us out!  Our next big battle will be on Monday then.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Edit: I just realized we have foreign troops. Perhaps some of your guesses are ridiculously high because of the exchange rate? (Hint, hint) Anyways, to make it a little more clearer: WHEN YOU ARE GUESSING A PRICE, PUT THE TYPE OF CURRENCY YOU’RE GUESSING (U.S Dollar, Euro, Pound)… GOOD LUCK!

Hello Nachos! So I heard that a lot of you found my Price is Right game fun, and Puckley told me to keep doing it. And since Puck says, I shall keep this alive as long as I can, or until you guys simply stop caring to play (lol). 2 weeks ago, I put up a picture of a nice jacuzzi, and told you guys to estimate the price

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THIS LOVELY JACUZZI COST $5000. THERFORE, VONCHIEFER WON THE POINT.

POINT TOTAL:

50 Cent 254: 1

Von: 1

Now, to continue on with the game, I’ve decided to have you guys guess the price of…

THIS LOVELY HD TV.

Good luck guys.

~Wolfie

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we begin our journey in the Legends Cup as we faced off against the Snow Ninjas in the first round of the tournament!  The battle didn’t last long as the Snow Ninjas didn’t log on initially, so we were declared the winners about five minutes in.  They did log on towards the end, so we thank you for a quick battle, and we wish the Snow Ninjas the best in their future.  As for us, we managed to reach 40 or so Nachos which is great!

I know today wasn’t the most exciting of battles, but I thank you all for attending as this battle still was important to begin our journey to a possibly Legends Cup championship!  We’ll get back into some war action with the RPF tomorrow as we begin one of our final campaigns. 😉

Also, promotion day is very soon! Just a heads up! 😀

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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LOG ON NOW!

KLONDIKE, FORTS

XAT.COM/NACHOSARMYOFCP

Legends Cup Quarter Finals

Date: Saturday, July 27th

Server: Klondike, Snow Forts

Time:

:arrow:2:00 pm EST

:arrow:1:00 pm CST

:arrow:12:00 pm MST

:arrow:11:00 am PST

:arrow:6:00 pm GMT

:arrow:7:00 pm UK

|| GOAL: 60+ ||

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we once again dominated the RPF!  They didn’t even stand a chance today with their 10-15 soldiers compared to our 45-50 Nachos!  The RPF began in the Town with a what seemed like a couple autotypers while we began in the Forest.  They soon moved to the Cove, so we charged in and easily got in overwhelming them immediately.  After RPF took a beating in the Cove, they retreated to the Boiler Room where we continued our destruction of them until they logged off and surrendered the battle of Aurora to the Nachos!

Another absolutely amazing day, Nachos!  What we are able to achieve and do day in and day out is truly astonishing, and all the leaders could not be more proud of you guys.  All of our success is completely owed to you guys, and you are what makes this army so great and powerful.  Once again, great job as always, Nachos!  Show the RPF no mercy; let’s finish them!

There will be no battle tomorrow in which you all get a well-deserved break! We’ll get back into action on Saturday for our Legends Cup battle.

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Max size: 45-50

Allies, huh? What happened to that “mighty” RPF of yours and never needing allies?

Joke Bombs. The only tactic RPF can do.

Eh, you never had that either.

One of many.

RPF brought autotypers to Mammoth.

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RPF’s size.

If anyone else has pictures that you want me to add, just let me know and I’ll add them.

More pictures!

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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ANOTHER PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT RPF DDoS’D Nachos!!!

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Hola Nachos, it’s your 2ic Wolfie here.  Recently, there has been an issue that has arisen and come to my concern. As many of you may know, the mighty Nachos have been clearly defeating the evil, bombastic Rebel Penguin Federation throughout this lengthy war. However, it seems that there have been spies on our chat. As anyone knows, it is not easy to find out who these spies are, so armies tend to simply accept that there will be a few spies on the chat, and know that is rather unpreventable to get rid of them all. However, such armies like the pompous, malevolent Rebel Penguin Federation, take pictures of our chat, and misconstrue them, or twist the actual meaning into something completely different. This post serves to bring to light the pictures of the malicious, pretentious Rebel Penguin Federation, and their idiocy….

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