Edit: LOOK AT ALL THOSE COMMENTS THAT I CAN’T APPROVE 😦

Btw, I hate you, whoever de-editored me.

Last weeks results;

HAHA, FOOTBALL [REAL FOOTBALL, NOT HANDEGG] WON.

Basically, someone un-editored me, which is upsetting, because I was a super-duper-awesome editor, who actually did stuff 😦 YOUR INTERNET CENSORSHIP IS WORSE THAN NORTH KOREA’S – yeah, how’s that for an insult?

And on the topic of censorship, here’s a song about censorship…

-Chrisi Blule

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Hola Nachos!

Today, we successfully defended Aurora from the RPF!  So much for RPF’s “invasion of Aurora” as they didn’t even try to attack us to take to the server.  That doesn’t sound like much of an invasion to me, does it?  RPF paraded around doing practically everything except attack for about 45 minutes until logging off while we were still on the server.  I’m sorry there was not much fighting or battling today, Nachos, but maybe the RPF will grow some balls and at least attempt to fight us next time. 😉

Overall, it was another solid day for the Nacho Army as we managed to sizes upwards to 50 Nachos!  However, the RPF were, indeed, larger than us today, Nachos.  As proven today and many times in the past, size does not always win you battles.  I honestly do not see RPF maintaining such sizes for very long, but that does not mean we can be satisfied with what and how we are currently doing. it is very good, yes, but we can always do better.

Let’s keep improving and winning, Nachos.  We’re in for one hell of a war and fight if RPF maintains a large size which just makes it that much more fun and something you’ll definitely want to be a part of.  Our next battle is tomorrow, and our goal is to reach sizes of 70+ Nachos.  We’ve already reached up to 60+ Nachos, so I think it’s time to go for 70+, don’t you? 😀

Great job, today, Nachos! Comment if you were there!

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Done. Looks like we win!

You had 40 bots? Holy…

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RPF takes things WAY too seriously…

http://prntscr.com/1d0hcd

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Thank you Joker, Gamer, and Lop for some pictures!

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Now, compare that to this… pictures of RPF’s grand size of “70”

We rest our case.

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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos,

A few days ago, the Rebel Penguin Federation officially declared war on the Nacho Empire.  They are not only threatening to take what is rightfully ours, but they are aiming to undermine and destroy the true foundations that this glorious army was built on.  By no means do we see this only as a “just cause” attack for a conquest of servers, this is an attack threatening the existence of Nacho Army.  For quite a while now, tensions have been high concerning the relations between the Nachos and the RPF.  Only then, they were simply a nuisance and a mere threat.  Despite much change in that, they are now asking for war and are preparing to launch a direct assault on our Empire.

They want war?  We sure as hell will give them war, Nachos. No more small preemptive strikes; we’re coming at full-force.  We aren’t stopping until the task at hand is finished — until they are finished once and for all!  We must say there is a point beyond which they must not advance. We will come together and put an end to them to preserve what is ours! Together, we will fight and send them running into oblivion!

There is no backing out now, Nachos.  It’s war.  

We’re about to embark upon a great crusade and bring about the destruction of the Rebel Penguin Federation.  Our task may not be simple, for the enemy will not be one to surrender easily – they will fight until they end.  This is definitely not 2007 anymore, and they are definitely not the army they once were and believe that they still are.  Currently, we have an overwhelming advantage in size and tactics over the enemy.  If we are to use that to our advantage, we need you and all of the Nachos to come together and contribute by doing everyone doing their role in making this war machine successful!  Only then will we be able to set out to achieve what we desire!

We will accept nothing less than full victory!

Off to war we go, Nachos, but as always and definitely most importantly, have fun! 😀 Fun times await, and you’ll definitely not want to miss what is about to happen. A chance to be a part of something amazing in army history including endless fun? I’m in! Are you?

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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Hola Nachos!

Welcome back, indeed, Puck!  That was a great event to return to, I’ll say! 😀 As for the event, it was scheduled to be a patrol of the motherland since we were quite certain to be expecting a raid from our new enemy RPF.  And right on cue, the small-and-too-pathetic-to be-called-an-army decided to show up and perform the most consecutive joke bombs ever in a battle (new record!).  What a disgrace to the army community!  Anyway, they didn’t stand a chance against our force of Nachos.  Soon enough, they were even pleading other armies for help!  We ended up reaching a supposed peak of about 45 Nachos, so excellent job as always, Nachos! 😀

No time to stop now though, Nachos!  We must keep improving and getting better, especially since we are now at war with the RPF! We must show them that they are messing with the wrong army, and we must defend what is rightfully ours!

Remember, today, was a promotion event, so make sure to comment if you made it to ensure you get your promotion!

Promotions should be released tomorrow!

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT!

Aww, poor RPF, they needed help…

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Hola Nachos!

I’m back again from vacation!  Hopefully, you eventually learned or figured out why I was away for the week as I didn’t want to make it a big deal that I was leaving for another week by making a post about it.  Anyway, as I completely expected, you guys have been doing very well overall, so excellent job, Nachos!  Let’s keep this rolling the entire summer and beyond!

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Nacho Leader

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➡ FRIDAY

Invasion of Arctic

Date: Friday, July 5th

Server: Arctic (if full, Klondike)

Time:

 2:00 PM EST

 1:00 PM CST

 12:00 PM MST

 11:00 AM PST

 7:00 PM UK

❗ PLEASE ARRIVE 15-30 MINUTES BEFORE THE BATTLE STARTS ❗

50+ NEEDED! BE THERE. IT WILL HELP TOWARDS PROMOTION.

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 Patrol Of Fjord 

 Server: Fjord

 Date: Saturday, June 29th

 Times:

 4:00 pm Eastern Standard Time (EST)

 3:00 pm Central Standard Time (CST)

 2:00 pm Mountain Standard Time (MST)

 1:00 pm Pacific Standard time (PST)

 9:00 pm GMT (United Kingdom)

70+ Expected

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Hola Nachos! Today, we were able to grasp another victory against the Dark Warriors [DW] at the defense of our beloved server Fjord! While DW barely  had a performance on CP with sizes of about 5 and the Nachos with sizes averaging from 35-40 the DW  quickly decided to flee from the battle once they came to the realization that they had no chances of taking on our forces. Since we had no challenge we soon decided to have fun on CP and try a few things out. Click on “Read more” for pictures of the event.

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