Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
Long story short: Today’s the day the Thirteen Colonies went from a slow transition from the United States of America, to where we currently are, in good ole’ ‘Murica, the land of the (sort of ) free (or as some like to call it, the land of the Natives) and the home of the obese….
Lol, just kidding (sort of). America is a complicated land, some like it, and some don’t. Some can think of many reasons why America is the worst place on Earth, while others can do nothing. But, it’s (for many of us) home. But I’m not here to make a speech on why Independence Day is so special, I’m just here to say one thing.
As many of you know, RPF Leader Elmikey (at least who everyone thinks he is) posted a “recruiting guide” on the RPF site.
Nacho scientists, intrigued by the high level of cancer cells emanating out of the post, enlisted the NSSA’s top crackers (no racist) to open that shit up. The following is in it’s raw, unaltered form.
[THE FOLLOWING IS PRESENTED IN A FRANK AND EXPLICIT NATURE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. HIG RISK OF DEVELOPING NOOBITIS,]
NSSA Files #258
RPF “Recruiting Guide”
ok as u all no, RPF iz the gretest army of cp army histry. but we dont hav enuff trupes 2 fite nachos. i cant mutilog foreva so we ned 2 recrute trupes
her r sum tips 2 recrute trupes
1. ok we r a reel army wit reel guns and tanks. we rnt the nachos who jus do emots and werds. we r kool cuz we…
Today we successfully defended Tuxedo from the RPF. Both armies were equal throughout the event, and therefore the RPF failed in taking Tuxedo from us [to win an invasion you obviously need more troops than the defenders, not the exact same amounts, which we both had during the battle]. Our size was decent, we averaged around 35, discounting locked-out troops, and maxed around 40. RPF got the same amount of troops as us, but of course, on their site they’ll double the number, even though they clearly had the same numbers as us throughout the events, that’s how RPF logic works.
Tactics were decent, but they could have been a little quicker. Overall we won, so it’s all good.
Both armies began the event in different rooms, we were in the town, RPF was in the Stadium, and upon Kingfunk4’s command, we charged the ice berg, in order to make it a fair battle. Both of us were on par, as stated earlier.
Chrisi Edit: To those of you saying “He was just comparing troop sizes”. How hard is it for him to remain on one account and simply switch between the rooms? [Not very]. I think it’s quite clear that if Elmikey was willing to multilog to compare troop sizes, then he would be willing to use multilogging to RPF’s benefit, and then of course, if the leader is doing it, the likelihood of the troops doing it is quite high.
Hola Nachos!
It’s funny how just pathetic the RPF can be. Nothing more really needs to be said.
EXAMPLE 1
Multi-logging
RPF multi-log? Oh, it appears so. No wonder why they claim to reach sizes of “90 RPF!” What is even funnier is that they actually posted this on their website! Aren’t these guys supposed to be somewhat smart have at least common sense at age 20? I guess not.
EXAMPLE 2
Forcing troops to vote in a pointless poll to appear “better”
Well, well, no wonder why RPF is winning by so much… because the force their troops to vote on pointless polls.
More is sure to come from the Rebel Pathetic Federation.
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
Oh, those Rebellious Penguins. Their rebellious yell was no match for the Great Nacho Empire today! Average of 40 on club penguin, max of about 47, we thrashed those rebels who retreated around 5 times in battle! With 47 Nachos, and 40 RPF… The NACHO ARMY wins the battle with bigger sizes, and epic formations and tactics!
Note: This is a post with that has been created with the intention of being slightly humorous [Notice “slightly”]. I’ll put your comments into the spam section RPF peoples if you act like this is the worst post to ever grace Club Penguin Armies, or argue with you, depending on whether I feel like it. Edit: Oh wait, I can’t because someone de-editored me! >;@
New evidence has came to light, that Commando717, founder of RPF, is indeed, a terrorist. Who has successfully harmed Club Penguin on numerous occasions.
The evidence arose, after Elmikey, some RPF dude who’s RPF’s leader or something, declared Nacho Covert Agent #82782627 Fido1625, a ‘Club Penguin terrorist’.
The now defunct NSSA archives were raided by Club Penguin Lawyer Lord, Chrisi Blule’s, agents, where incriminating Youtube videos of Commando717 were discovered, which showed him committing acts of terrorism on Club Penguin, including, setting off a nuclear bomb.
When asked why the NSSA archives were raided, Chrisi Blule responded with this statement;
The NSSA archives were raided for numerous reasons, the first being, that I was bored, and there’s some cool stuff in there, but the second is, we couldn’t handle Agent Fido being declared as a terrorist, when Commando clearly is one himself.
Chrisi Blule has recently denied allegations of corruption. His good friend, Silvio Berlusconi confirmed that he is corruption-free.
We Make Stories Completely Made Up By Chrisi Blule, can now bring you, the reader, an example of the evidence.
The CP Lawyer Lord Court demands Commando’s immediate appearance in a court case which is to be scheduled in the coming weeks. Until then they have released this statement;
Commando717 is a dangerous individual, he will stop at nothing to see Club Penguin burn, we ask that you stay in your homes until this hooligan is brought to justice. If you spot him, please call 982382983292038, do not attempt to apprehend him yourself, we can not allow any more people to suffer under him.
Be aware readers. You’re in danger!
~Ronald Bush Reagan Jr Jr Jr Jr
Ronald is a very good reporter, having notably been an editor on sex magazine “Porn Weekly”, he has since began his own drug trafficking ring, and sees himself as a contender for the upcoming President of the World position once he’s dealt with the pesky US Government, who still won’t allow him to grow drugs.
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What is even funnier is that they actually posted this on their website! Aren’t these guys supposed to be somewhat smart have at least common sense at age 20? I guess not.
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