Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
~Nacho Leaders
I was bored the other day, so I was checking out some things around the website. One of the things I usually glance at is our search terms that lead people to our website. They are usually quite funny, but this time I thought I’d share some that gave me a good laugh! Enjoy! 😉
Search Terms that led People to Our Website:
i wake up and piss excellence
salsa dancing trophy
porn punished by nacho february 2013
nacho visiting porno
24 chat porno
xat chat porno
piss take quotes
super bowl 2013 nachos advert
superbowl nachos ad goat
pantywearinggays
coloring pages of lighting bolts
animal jam wotld go boom
cyber bullying poem
why am i still here?
what date did i join club penguin
I could add some commentary to each of these, but I’m running a bit late on time, so I’ll just let you comment on what you think! Which search term was your favorite or what you thought was the funniest? How do you think these people found our site by searching these things? Why do people search this kind of stuff? Comment with your thoughts!
Hope you guys enjoyed! We’ll be trying to post more random things around the site to make it more active and fun, so also tell me if you liked this or if you have any other ideas as such. 😀
We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
Hola, We’ve not had a UK event for a while, so I decided to make one. The Nachos, at the moment, don’t have the biggest UK force. So my goal is to build it up, with help from any other UK owners. If you are UK, and you could attend this event, I’d really appreciate if you came. No, this won’t be the most fun event, and no, it’s not a battle. But recruiting is a good idea right now. Here’s the info:
What a month it has been! It has truly been a great one for us as we have been able to be consistently ranked towards the top of the army rankings including multiple first place appearances during that time span. We were able to finish strong yesterday with our excellent performance to cap off this great month. You guys have worked hard and have been amazing this month! All the leaders are truly proud of all of you and believe you are definitely worthy of these promotions this month! Congratulations to everyone was promoted! Let’s continue this dominance into March and beyond! 😀
Today, we battled the Light Troops. Nope, I jokes, the Light Troops were too scared to fight us, because we were big. Very big. It was a fantastic event. You guys showed that we are still the best army in the whole of Club Penguin, and will always hold that position. For the past year, we have been the most consistent army, we have dominated the Top 10. And remember, we can push ourselves even further. The competition will always be tough, but we are Nachos, and we tend to kick competition in the face, and laugh at it.
Today, we maxed around 40 troops, which is fantastic! I doubt any other armies were anywhere near this standard this week. We probably averaged around 35 troops. And our tactics were amazing. I witnessed the greatest ever frenzy that I have seen, in my long career in armies.
Remember that this was a promotion event! Meaning if you came, you got a promotion! [So don’t forget to comment]
Also, some lucky people were given chat promotions for 3 days for doing so well at this event!
Pictures from Puckley:
Puck Edit: Absolutely amazing job today, Nachos! All the leaders could not be more proud of you guys! Let’s not stop here though! Let’s continue this into next week and beyond!
Additional pictures from Pyjamas, Beeky, and Beep:
Today, the march begins. We have been training hard for the past few weeks, but now the true fun starts here. During our weeks of training, we displayed our true power and strength as we have consistently remained on top of the rankings with multiple first place rankings. That is great in all, but it will mean nothing if we cannot follow through on it. We are more than capable of reaching the finals, but every single one of us must contribute his or her best effort. When everyone is able to contribute and do that, we will truly be unstoppable and nothing will stand in our way!
First, we must handle the first challenge ahead of us though, Nachos. We cannot assume that anything will be easy or that we will get where we desire just because we are Nachos who are capable of this and that. We have to prove it, and we have to earn it for ourselves. We are relying on YOU to make it all happen. Then, when we all work together, we will be victorious!
Let’s make some noise, Nachos! I know I am ready, but are you?
Read below for today’s battle plan!
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Table of Contents:
Log in Time
Starting Room
Battle Tips
Rewards
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1. LOG IN TIME
We need to be ready and prepared to fight before the battle actually begins. We cannot be logging on Club Penguin right at the moment the battle starts today. Right when that judge declares for the battle to start, our entire force must be on! I want to be attacking at full-force, but we need YOU to make sure you get here early.
❗ PLEASE ARRIVE APPROXIMATELY 30-45 MINUTES EARLY ❗
This is important because we do not want you to get locked out of the room before the battle even begins. If you get there early, there is no chance that you will get locked out of the room if it becomes full. We do not want to our opponent any advantage in size or position. SO GET HERE EARLY!
Then, of course, right when clock hits battle time, we will already be ready, and we will explode onto the scene!
Just as a reminder, here is the battle time for today’s battle:
4:00 pm Eastern
3:00 pm Central
2:00 pm Mountain
1:00 pm Pacific
9:00 pm UK
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2. STARTING ROOM
SERVER: KLONDIKE
ROOM: ICE BERG
For this battle, it is designated for it to occur on the Ice Berg in Klondike. When you log on Club Penguin (the 30-45 minutes beforehand, right? :wink:), you need to go straight to the Ice Berg. Once you arrive at the Ice Berg, I want us to immediately start making this formation:
By the time the battle begins, we should have a complete circle full of a range between 30-40+ Nachos with the Light Troops engulfed inside. If the room does become full before you happen to log on, do not get worried or log off. Keep using the map to try to enter the Ice Berg. It will eventually work. Trust me.
I recommend the people who are locked out to camp out in the Town and keep trying to get into the Ice Berg. If you’re in this situation, make sure to still be alert and paying attention as the judges may decide to move the battle elsewhere.
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3. BATTLE TIPS
These tips are very simple, and they will win us the battle. Please, follow all of them. (You’ve already seen them before, but they are important!)
Be on Nacho Chat early, and be ready to log on 30 to 45 minutes prior to the actual battle starting.
Listen to the leaders (owners). Do not listen to any other rank. Follow the orders given from the leaders, and carry out those orders on Club Penguin.
Do NOT leave the room the Nachos reside in. If LT is in a different room, there is NO need to see how big they are. Focus on the Nachos and what we’re doing. We are the stronger army.
Do NOT sit on each other! Stand shoulder-to-shoulder to appear as large as possible; don’t overlap!
If the Nachos switch rooms, YOU MUST MOVE QUICKLY. The LT will follow, and if you’re too slow, you may get locked out. Be alert and pay attention, so this will not happen to you.
DO THE TACTIC UNTIL EVERYONE DOES IT. If the tactic is a phrase, it helps to copy it then paste it again.
Do not get discouraged if you are locked out. Keep trying; it will open up!
“It’s not over until the last man is standing.” Never ever give up.
Above all, have fun! This is a huge battle, but we want everyone to enjoy it as well!
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4. REWARDS
Today is, in fact, a promotion battle! This means if you do attend this battle, you will most likely be receiving a promotion! However, if you want the promotion, you must do a few things:
Log on early on Club Penguin and Nacho chat! (30-45 minutes early)
Stay on Club Penguin the ENTIRE battle! (It’s only a 30 minute battle…)
Follows the exact orders given from Nacho chat!
Ownership/Modship:
OWNERSHIP will be granted to one lucky soldier if these things happen . . . They fight at the battle, start to finish. (1 more owner) If we get 40+ soldiers.
MODSHIP will be granted to three lucky soldiers if these things happen . . . They fight at the battle, start to finish. (3 more mods) If we win the battle.
NOTE: Awarded Modship/Ownership will last for 3 days, unless you abuse your power. If you abuse your power, we will member you instantly.
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Our journey through the tourney starts right here, Nachos. This shall be a battle to remember as we march our way through the bracket. I hope you can join me on our quest.
Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.
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We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!
If you have not heard yet, we have entered a new CPAC tournament that will take place throughout March. This will be a very fun and important tournament for us! We are fully capable of winning this, Nachos, but our preparation for that must start right now; day by day, one battle at a time. Our first round match-up will not be easy, so we must be ready. In addition to preparing for this tourney, we are also preparing ourselves for war, so be ready, Nachos. Be ready. The march begins now.
NOTE: ATTEND ALLFOUR EVENTS, AND YOU’LL BE GUARANTEED A PROMOTION ON SUNDAY.
Comment with your thoughts!
They fight at the battle, start to finish.
Nacho Army of Club Penguin 