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    Welcome to the Nachos! We were one of the most powerful and legendary armies in all of Club Penguin. Known for our fun and enjoyable atmosphere, we're always having a good time! Due to Club Penguin shutting down, the army is mostly inactive. However, our older members tend to keep in touch using discord. You can join using the following link.
    ~Nacho Leaders

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    • 2,172,772 Nachos (Old site = 1.3 million)
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  • Welcome

    View the complete list of our achievements and awards by clicking HERE.

    Notable Tournament Championships

    Legends Cup I, Christmas Chaos I, March Madness I, March Madness II, Champions Cup IV, March Madness IV, Legends Cup VIII

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An Analysis of Unknown’s and Ganger’s “inspiring” Posts

Edit: I would also like to take this moment to laugh at SWAT, who deleted my comment on their site. Despite me using their technique of “if you delete this comment I’m right”, and, I reiterate you call the Nachos “hypocrites”…

“I find your words rather ballsy, threatening an army with far more experience and strength than yours.” Shiv, I found that awesome, which is why I have stolen it for the opening line of this post, before you have to;

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Where Did Your Penguin Name Come From?

Hola Nachos!

Earlier in the week, Chrisi Blule came up to me and asked, “Yoan, where did the name Yoangelyo come from?” I told him about my sassy cat Angel. Because she was so sassy, we made a joke that she went around saying “YO” when she got excited. Because she was my favorite cat at the time, I made my penguin ‘Yoangelyo‘ Anyway, that got me thinking about all the unique penguin names we have in the Nacho Army and where they originated from. I’d really LOVE to hear the origins of all you’re penguin names. Leave a comment on you’re origin of your penguin name!

Here is Angel :mrgreen:

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~Yoangelyo

P.S. Snaily totally stole this post from me it was MY idea *Wary*

An Enemy Reborn

Awesum: Wow… Look at Shiv getting hype. Also I’m surprised you didn’t reference Star Wars in any way.

I find your words rather ballsy, threatening an army with far more experience and strength than yours. You say you can destroy us, when the last time we met in combat, THEY  did not last long after our victory over SWAT.

How many times have we died? Never. I don’t have enough fingers to count how many times SWAT has died. I don’t expect them to last long either.

You also say we rely on Puckley, when we have an entire ownership with more heroes and veterans than your ownership will ever have, and you don’t know us just because we haven’t been whoring around armies. Cheating and lying to get ownership ranks in other armies is not an example of experience. Our soldiers don’t bolt for another army when we are in a time of crisis. Our owners don’t go out and try to get as many ownership ranks as they can either, they want to be loyal to one army, unlike your Cul, who you hold in such high esteem, who just goes out jumping on the bigger army when he realizes he isn’t great enough to save or build an army.

Just try and kill us. Show me you have what it takes to be a hero, SWAT

Friendliest Nacho Award #9!

Hola Nachos!

Congratulations to Tomato 8883 for being awarded the Friendliest Nacho award last week! This week I am giving another award to an extremely friendly Nacho!

Congratulations to…..

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DEFENSE OF BLIZZARD ***TODAY***

***TODAY***

DATE: November 11th [TODAY]

Defense of Blizzard (VERY IMPORTANT)

TIME:

➡ 3:30 PM EST

➡ 2:30 PM CST

➡ 1:30 PM MST

➡ 12:30 PM PST

➡ 8:30 PM GMT

  • 20 Nachos: 2 medals
  • 25 Nachos: 5 medals
  • 30 Nachos: 10 medals
  • 35 Nachos: 15 medals
  • 40 Nachos: 20 medals

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT (2 MEDALS)!

More invasions/defenses to be added soon!

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Results of the Battle

Hola Nachos!

Today, we battled the Ice Warriors in Round 2 of the tournament. Unfortunately, we were not able to pull out a victory over the IW today. Our tactics were pretty good, but our size couldn’t match what the Ice Warriors had. We were able to maintain a size around 20 Nachos for the battle whereas the Ice Warriors had about 30 to 35 or so soldiers. Overall, we didn’t do too bad especially considering we didn’t have very many events this week, and you were notified late of this battle.

The battle was still fun, so I hope you had fun too! We’ll make sure to have more events this upcoming week possibly even a war! 😉 We’ll get back on track this week getting back to sizes of 30+ again as well. Fun times are approaching, Nachos 😀

If you made it to the battle today, you’ll receive 2 medals! Also, if you commented saying you were attending you’ll receive a total of 4 medals!

Another thing now that I think of it, we actually had a large chat size today reaching about 40 people on chat. We only had about 20 on Club Penguin though. That shouldn’t be like that again. Anyway, overall, nice job, Nachos.

COMMENT IF YOU MADE IT! (2 MEDALS)

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Talex’s Retirement

A Story by Talex831

It was August of the the year two-thousand and eleven, the Nacho Empire had been almost obliterated by the Army of Club penguin. We were left with one server, Fjord. The worst part was, the three great leaders Tanman, Joker, and Puckley had just retired. Most of you probably know what happened next, the almighty Person1233 came back, and got us on our feet once again. Before he left he put two new leaders in place to lead the Nachos to victory. They were myself (Talex831) and Oberst.

In the first weeks of our leadership the main goal was to get moral back , and we did that by using the UMA and Elites war as a scapegoat to go to war with a weak army. We simply used the “protecting a friend” reason to invade the Elites, in the end we invaded and destroyed the Elites.

To be honest, I did not write this to tell the tales about my leadership, but a more secretive matter.

After the Elites war I tried to make a “special forces” group for the Nachos, I called it the “Orange Berets”, with not clear goal in mind, and due to my in-experience then, it utterly failed.

Now, about a month later, I retired. Let’s skip ahead to April.

Now it’s April, I re-enlist in the Nachos and get some moderator rank, one day I oversee Shivertoe2 and Zoo talking about “NSSA”, I quickly start talking to Shiver in private chat about it, we talk of the failed “orange berets” and the old NSSA. In the end, we re-make NSSA.

Our first goal as NSSA was to be able to forge pictures of army leaders to start wars and other conflicts, but we utterly fail and the pictures do not convince anyone

At this point, NSSA is a rouge group of Nachos not doing anything really significant. Until one day we meet with Tomb, who is apparently the creator of NSSA or something. Anyways he helps turn us down the right path, giving us a good site and clear goals in mind.

By this time, the Nachos have declared war on ACP. once again. Us as NSSA jump for joy as we are hoping for some action, we start my implanting multiple spy accounts in the ACP, one day we are asked, by a Nacho leader that will not be named, to make fake pictures of ACP high command. I believe the main goal was to spark rebellion in ACP or something. In the end those failed (as you probably know).

Now, we adopted a new strategy, instead of focusing on intelligence, we use tactical invasions to win. We start by invading Breeze at the same time Nachos invade another server, it worked perfectly as we took Breeze. (ACP eventually took it back, so we did the same thing again)

In the end we won the war, so now NSSA was basically useless until we found ATKM (see CPAC post for info) but even that wasn’t much.

In the end we became corrupt and did pointless operations, so now NSSA is no more.

I thank all everyone who ever contributed to my time in Club Penguin Armies, this is my retirement post btw.

A Few Things to Remember

Hola Nachos!

First off, sorry for my inactivity for much of this week. I’m back though, so no worries. Also, now that the hurricane has passed over on the east coast, we can get back to business and pick up where we left off last week. Tomorrow, we’ll start it off as we’ll face the Ice Warriors and the Doritos in Round 2 of the tournament. The battle tomorrow (Sunday) is very important especially since we haven’t had very many events this week. We must prove once again that we are the best as we very well know we are.

Since it was promotion day a few days ago, I also want to remind you that medals will reset back to zero now. The medals that you had previously will not carry over. This allows us to accurately see who is active, who is not, and who deserves a promotion at the end of the month. Don’t forget in order to be eligible to receive a promotion, you must earn a certain number of medals by attending events. If forget how this system works, make sure to look by clicking >>HERE<<. Also, you can go to that link to keep track of your medals throughout the month.

Lastly, exciting times are approaching soon in the Nacho Empire. We have been working hard for the past few weeks by recruiting and training. Finally, a war is approaching, and we are ready to enter one. Get ready Nachos. The time is now.

We don’t march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!

~Puckley

Just a little praise

Hey Nachos, Awesum here,

I just wanted to let you guys know how great you’ve all been doing and how proud I am to be your 3ic. Keep up the great work.

~War Never Changes, Awesum/Winterburn13~

*****BATTLE TODAY || CPAC ROUND 2 || IMPORTANT*****

➡ BATTLE TODAY [IMPORTANT]

Nachos/UCCP vs. Doritos/Ice Warriors

When: Sunday, November 4th

Server: Klondike

Room: Stadium

Time:

➡ 12:00 pm PST

➡ 1:00 pm MST

➡ 2:00 pm CST

➡ 3:00 pm EST

➡ 8:00 pm UK

Sorry for the short notice, we were having issues with posting the times.

We expect see at least 40 Nachos there. If we do succeed in reaching that size, you will be handsomely awarded with 20 medals, and if we can manage to get 45, you will recieve 25 medals. If we get any size less than 40, the normal medal procedure will be followed. Remember, commenting on this post will get you an extra two medals.

COMMENT IF YOU CAN MAKE IT! (2 MEDALS)